SUBMITTED: Monday, September 29, 2003
POSTED: Monday, September 29, 2003
We have one of the infamous death trap Kia Sportages. When the pavement is, in the least, wet, it spins around like a top - thus the “off the road vehicle” reputation! When it is not doing this you can “enjoy” a ride which is not unlike a wild mule on steroids and met amphetamines which damages the spine of any human. The little go-cart engine sputters, stammers, and stalls, preferably in heavy traffic. In all fairness to any dealership, there is NO WAY they can make an acceptable car out of a Kia! The Kia is just cheap junk! They replace inferior, defective Kia parts with - guess what - more inferior and defective Kia parts - and there is not much unusual about this. Even if they do “repair” the Kia, most humans just get tired of “living” in Kia Dealerships and just give up like we did!
This contributes to the absolutely negative “resale value” of the Kia. Dealerships penalize you brutally for trying to trade a Kia in, and after owning one, we don’t really blame them. We have thought of “selling” ours to a private individual, but we are not big enough liars, nor do we hate anyone badly enough, nor do we wish to kill someone else with our little Kia Sportage Death Trap!
In short, we see NOTHING UNUSUAL about your complaints about Kia Motors, nor Kia Dealerships! That is just standard operating procedure and the way Kia Motors and Kia Dealerships work! Kia “warranty” is a cruel hoax and a complete rip off!
Kia Motors and Kia Dealerships operate with this philosophy: “Kia Motors and Kia Dealerships can tell more grandiose and expansive lies than anyone can tell the truth about them!” Their “cover-ups” make Watergate look like Disneyland! Sir, sorry to say, but we have been “had” by Kia Motors and Kia Dealerships, and there is NOTHING UNUSUAL about that!
Cheer up! It could have been worse! If you had used Kia financing they would have “tacked on” add on “warranties”, charges, and an interest rate unheard of outside of a pawn shop, and after paying $400.00 a month for two years you would now still owe $14,000.00 on a $15,000.00 Kia. By the way, your Kia is now “worth” around $5000.00, IF you could find someone stupid enough to buy the thing!
It has been hypothesized widely that the Kia is the terrorist revenge upon the American People for being in their country in the first place! Kia - made in Korea!