SUBMITTED: Friday, July 08, 2005
POSTED: Friday, July 08, 2005
I agree that sheriff is as crooked as a dogs hind leg, and needs to be sent packing. But the truth of it is, the detention officers are the main cause of the problems at the jails.
Those people lack any sense. They are lazy, and stupid. The only purpose they ever had in life was to throw hate at people. They are so full of hate, they fail to do the job they were given.
I won't make excuses, or whine, I was stupid, drove drunk, and was sentenced to 10 days in Tent City.
I did alot of checking, made phone calls, I even had a very nice lady that works in the Tents admin, confirm what I could, and could not bring with me. That was a joke. The correction officers that day, were prehistoric cavemen at best.
They decided to make up their own rules, so the things we were told that we could bring with us, they were all of the sudden not allowed, and had to be thrown away. The next group was allowed to bring those items in though. That's just the begining of the ordeal.
The whole ordeal was a nightmare. I thought that by surrendering voluntarily, I might be treated like a human being who made a mistake, not a wild rabid animal, trying to escape my captors.
You get to sit in a holding cell, and it's about 8'X 10', with, during my intake was packed with 36 men, for 6 hours. Now, the door was open so we could here, but every once in a while, the under educated, moron, who was in charge, he would shut the door, for no reason, exept to get the temps and humidity in the cell above 90, and 100%.
The way we could tell this is because one of the men had a clock with a thermometer, and the windows in the cell would literally drip with water. That way we would all behave. I hope the officers aren't allowed to reproduce.
So, after enduring that, we were finally going to " The Tents" ewwwwwww scary. The next apes to come in, a little Lieutenant, and a sergeant, wwho was a big idiot. They brought in the cuffs, and leg irons. We needed those in case we decided to run, Why would anybody run? Even with thatr, you'd have to convince the guy you were cuffed to to run with you. And risk five years on an escape charge.
OK, so here we stand, cuffed and shackled, and ready to go. I was in sandles, with no socks on, so the little Lieutenant grunted 2 times, and scratched himself to show power, and made sure the leg irons were as tight as they could be around my ankles. I guess it made him feel tough.
So while being marched to the tents, the leg irons dug deep into my ankles causing quite a bit of bleeding, and scars.
1st phase done. Dealt with.
I had to do the 1st 48 hours in the tents, OK, deal with it. So I spend this time observing. I watced the guards, every once in a while they would come out of the office to grunt, and yell something ridiculous at somebody, give them an idle threat, and retreat back into their feeble mind again to strain to think of some other type of grunt and yell they could use.
If they were really feeble, they would stick the microphine into there mouth, and make gutteral noises over the P.A. system, thinking that we could understand thier primitive language.
So now this goes on and on, until finally, woo hoo, Monday arrives.
Quick paragraph, I get to go to work, so Manday thru Friday, I am out for 12 hours a day, so this time went quick. I didn't have to eat the food, or use the facilties, so all was good.
Speaking of the facilities and food. The toilets leaked, and were never cleaned. The urinals over flowed, and the sinks has scum built up all over.
Totally unsanitary, and a great health risk. The food was served out in the open, with a bevy of flys an pidgeons on hand to share the wealth.
SO I just chose to avoid the food all together for fear of some disease taking over my body, maybe making me stupid like the sheriff and his guards.
So we get thru the week, knowing that I have Saturday, and Sunday to stay in the tents again, and listen to the guards grunt, and scratch, and yell stupid things.
Monday was July 4th, I would be out for the day, and then my time would be up.
Now's where it gets interesting.
I get out on July 4th for 12 hours, cool, I follow the rules, and get back when I'm supposed to. Here's where the fun begins!!!
I get in line to check in, and viola, I am informed I was getting "kicked out".
I get my stuff, and start waiting. The come to get us, shackles included, just in case we decide to run to our release from jail.
From there we are marched to the same nice place we came in thru, and again, put in a tiny cell. Nobody minds, hell, we're going home.
After an hour or so of watching the guards grunt, and scratch, and do guard stuff, we are loaded in vans for our final journey to lower buckeye jail for release. This was fun, we got to see a whole new group of Joe's handicapped guards. But these guards were special, they were allowed to be more lazy than evertbody else. I was impressed.
So we get into LBJ, and loaded into another holding cell. No problem still, we're going home. That was around 9PM
Yeah right!!!
We sat in that cell for 6 and 3/4 hours, watching the lazy, stupid guards, walk back and forth, looking like they were lost, but not doing a thing. After 6 hours, we took bets on when the first person would be called out. I won!!
In fact I was called out at 3:45 AM. I was stoked!!
I figured this was it, time to go. NOT!!!
About 5 of us were taken for finger prints. That killed about 30 minutes, and the abuse by the retard with the badge, that was awsome. She was so pent up with hate for humans, she couldn't even come close to being happy.
So the prints were done. She informed us that she would give the files to the evil sargeant, and we woud be out soon.
3 hours later, 6:45 AM, the evil sarge called about 7 people out, and away they went, home.
Figuring that she was doing this a few at a time to reduce crowds, we waited. Then there was some stirring, something was happening, could this be it? Are we getting out? Nope, we were doing shift change.
The guards had used up their 8 hours of hate, and the next shift of hateful morons was coming on. Cool!! All the paperwork in done, they should just be able to let us out. NOT!! They ignored us for a few more hours.
Now it's 9:30 AM, 15 hours in the holding cell. Well at least there was a new evil sarge on duty. This new evil sarge was about 19 years old, and had such a head full of uneducated hate in him, it was unreal.
So in closing, at around 9:30, we get called again. Out we go. NOT!!!! It's time for more finger prints. Wow, hey officer, didn't we do that already? NO!!! "Quit giving me a hard time, you get to go last, because I'm an idiot, and can control you!!!!"
So we get printed again, and thrown in the cell again. By this time a new group has come to be released, so it's more crowded.
Finally, 10:30 AM, 15 1/2 hour later, with nothing to eat, just some warm water, we get called, and released.
Now all you people that say " stop whining" well, I had a court order to do 10 days in jail, I did my time, I paid my debt, but I was heald an extra 15 1/2, for no reason other that the incompitence of Sheriff Joe, and his untrained group of monkeys.
So the point is, Yes I commited a pretty serious crime, and got jail time. But I didn't get what I deserved.
Sheriff Joe needs to be stopped, and all you people that just listen to him, and that don't face the facts, are really blind.
We need to compile a list of everyone who votes for Joe, and let them pitch in and pay the millions of dollars in lawsuits, and leave the rest of us out of it.