Submitted: Sunday, January 09, 2005
Posted: Sunday, January 09, 2005
Jasmine
Sacramento
U.S.A.
As a matter of fact, she does guarantee that her "spells" will work. They do not, and I wasted $230 on a spell that was guaranteed to end my money problems.
I was a fool for falling for this scam, and it will never happen again.
Submitted: Sunday, October 09, 2005
Posted: Sunday, October 09, 2005
Nymmh
Santa Monica
U.S.A.
Most people's spells fail because they either 1. want someone who doesn't know them, to fall in lovewith them; or 2. they want to win a kaaillion dollars in the lottery. Your expectations must be realistic in order for you to get results.
For $45 measly dollars, you can buy a program and have everything you want in life, without all of those phony promises and the empty bank account. miracleshaman dot com is reputable and offers support for as long as people need it. I got a promotion with the help of their Manifestation Master program. :)
Submitted: Friday, November 04, 2005
Posted: Friday, November 04, 2005
Dick
Mankato
U.S.A.
"Or, maybe you just didn't leave enough money. These demons don't work for free. In the afterworld, all the gas has already ran out, so they have to use a mixture of hydrogen and interstellar dust particles. That costs a hell of a lot more than $3 a gallon, you know. So save up! Sometimes, you will need to put out as much as $9,999.66 in cash."
Stop it, you're cracking me up! Not to mention that someone might believe it.
BTW, it's the LOVE of money that's the root of all evil. That's from the Bible. Ooops! Didn't mean to freak out any witches and/or warlocks who might be lurking about.
You're good, man, you're good. I hope you're not doing all your writing fo' free on the 'net, 'cause you've got enough talent to be making a little jingle for it.
Submitted: Friday, November 04, 2005
Posted: Friday, November 04, 2005
Joe
Smithsburg
U.S.A.
Janet,
No...nobody got results trying this elsewhere....don't you realize this is a freaking SCAM? Are you insane? Are you in the middle ages?
Quit hoping for a magic pill to cure everything and start improving yourself to get what you want. Go and get educated and improve your ability to think critically...becuase it's obvious anyone falling for this crap has a lot to learn about the world.
That's the big problem with our schools...we don't teach common sense or critical thinking any more...so people with a diploma still can't see past things that even a minor amount of critical thought would show to be nonsense.
These people prey on peolpe who can't think or critically evaluate things and act on emotion or out of desperation, or just "hope" of something magical happening to them.
Stop it...you're an adult.
Submitted: Friday, February 04, 2005
Posted: Friday, February 04, 2005
Rachel
Homer City
U.S.A.
by the sounds of you report you have no experience with spells. i'm a witch practicing for the past 10 years. First of all, you must go to a local witch to whom you trust. witchs are not bad people that we have been portayed to be. we are compassionate people. most are anyways. we are nature oriented people who love the earth, animals, and like to help people. "In perfect love, in perfect trust".
Now, if you believe that you have a hex on you.....the best way to rid of it is to invision a white bubble around you, in which only postive energy can enter, and anything else reflects off the bubble. and you invision it returning to the sender. then let any let worries about this situation go. and let the situation go....forget about it.
Now never send for a spell in the mail, for you have no idea what your doing, and it will not work. you really don't need any tools to make a spell work. you don't need candles, oils, nothing. all you need is for the purpose of the spell to work, and the right reasons. You never do a spell for selfish reasons, or for love. Sometimes the spell will work, other times it will not. and you have to wait. the spell is NOT going to work right away. it could take a month, week, or even year. there are so many facts about this that you do not know about that i could go on forever. please do not meddle in something you know nothing about. contact someone that knows, and, or is a witch.
Good luck in everything, and blessed be.
Submitted: Friday, February 04, 2005
Posted: Friday, February 04, 2005
Sam
Grants
U.S.A.
You people just did not send enough money - send me $100,000 each and I will take care of the negative spells and you will have love, money, a beautiful body, and fame. Everyone knows the more money you send the stronger the spell.
Submitted: Friday, August 06, 2004
Posted: Friday, August 06, 2004
Brian
Sabattus
U.S.A.
Upon ordering your spells, was any guarantee or warrenty offered? Worse yet, was there a limitiation of liability in cases of it not working?
As someone with more than a passing interest in the field, I must say that about 90% of all "new age" practitioners in the field are shysters, and the smart ones put in the fine print that no results are promised. If they did so, I'm sorry but your money is lost.
If however, they did not include such a disclaimer, you have an actionable claim. Do not be afraid to inform the seller that you intend to persue the matter through both civil legal channels and the Attourny Generals office. Places like this thrive on the belief that because most of the world will laugh at your beliefs, they are untouchable.
Submitted: Monday, September 12, 2005
Posted: Monday, September 12, 2005
Bsmjem
Port St. Lucie
U.S.A.
I will ISSUE and CAST ALL SPELLS AND CURES for 3 easy payments of $199.99!!!!!!!!!!!! And if you act now, I will provide a spell to remove 1 of those installments of $199.99, for only $300.00. SO ACT NOW...... A WIN WIN SOLUTION FOR ALL!!!!!
Submitted: Tuesday, September 06, 2005
Posted: Tuesday, September 06, 2005
Janet
San Jose
U.S.A.
Anyone here tried a different service and got results?
Submitted: Tuesday, September 06, 2005
Posted: Tuesday, September 06, 2005
Robert
Jacksonville
U.S.A.
Do you people really wonder why I come in here and bust on you all? OMG! This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. Love spells? A curse? Are you insane? How do you people get the money to spend on this idiocy? And Sam...tsk tsk tsk. He's just trying to rip you to. I'll do it all for half that. I'm a bargain at $50K. Unbelievable!
Submitted: Wednesday, September 07, 2005
Posted: Wednesday, September 07, 2005
Paul
Anaheim
U.S.A.
They have a book called “Black magic spells, hexes, and curses for dummies”. It's part of the dummies series of books.
Another good title is “Summoning unearthly powers from the great beyond” by Anonymous. That's one of the best volumes that I have found on using the powers of dead ancestors to do your bidding in the present world. I can certainly see why the author didn't want to use his name. Those things aren't to be fooled around with by everyday people.
There is a reason that your spells didn't work. The books explain this in detail. WHENEVER you hand your money away to someone else, the power of the demons passes from you to the next person that gets the money.
You see, the power is IN THE MONEY. Fool! I thought everybody knew this!
You must have heard the expression “money is the root of all evil”? This is exactly what they mean. The evil powers will take your money and do your bidding.
You never hand away the money to another living person. You must let a demon or a power from the great beyond come and GET the money for THEMSELVES. The way to do that is by leaving the money on your nightstand.
I've done this hundreds of times. In the middle of the night, the demon will come into your room and see the money and take it for themselves. You must leave a note with the money that explains what you want done.
Sometimes, it will take a while. Maybe the demons have several others in need. Remember, you aren't the only one that needs a spell cast. Every town and city has thousands of people in need of spells. You're not the only one.
Or, maybe you just didn't leave enough money. These demons don't work for free. In the afterworld, all the gas has already ran out, so they have to use a mixture of hydrogen and interstellar dust particles. That costs a hell of a lot more than $3 a gallon, you know. So save up! Sometimes, you will need to put out as much as $9,999.66 in cash.
The demons will put your name on a waiting list. As soon as they have someone available, they will come get your money and do your spell.
The one thing you MUST always remember. Never send your money to someone who is among the living. No witch or warlock can help you until they are DEAD.
Here are some other things you need to remember. You must get rid of all good luck charms. No rabbits feet around. How the hell's a demon going to come if you have a rabbit's foot? All coins must be pointing face down in your home. The horseshoe must be pointing DOWN, never up. And, for the really tough spells, you must have a black cat in your room while you're sleeping. And, it must be named Hades.
If you don't follow the rules, how do you ever expect to befriend the demons? You fool!
Tonight, put your money on the nightstand. Make your note that explains exactly what you want done. Sooner or later, an evil power from the great beyond will come and collect it.
While you're waiting, you might want to read “Voodoo curses and the mystical powers of the pentagram” or “Demonic possession and otherworldly spirits” or maybe “100 practical curses and spells for every occasion”.
I wish you all the black, evil luck in the other world!
666 and 121212! (that's twice as evil)
PS-Don't let anybody else know these things, because they are sworn secrets!