I would suggest that you, 1: Not fall asleep, and/or 2: Keep your knees out the aisle.
Passengers that piss and moan about everything can ruin it for all, and you obviously are within that category. And ones that see what they want to see as opposed to seeing what is really happening are even worse. Do you really believe there were 2 Flight Attendants, one behind and one in front, pushing the cart to prevent hitting anybody. If you do, then that explains this post.
In your defense though, these accidents can be avoided. Passengers need not be so stupid as to fall asleep with their knees in the aisle.
You set the tone with "A bleach blond flight attendant.......". Maybe all crew members will bow next time.
Call 1-800-CRY-BABY, maybe they can help.
You are a loser!!