Clay, in the current debate in which you have so moronically decided to use a very well edited video, made by an even bigger idiot, to launch and demonstrate your excellent viewpoint of how people such as yourself keep people like me and my wonderful and polite employees with jobs. People such as you have unsuccessfully attempted to smear the otherwise impeccable service record my company proudly maintains. People such as you (known from here on out as "you people" make mistakes and because a private company holds you accountable for those mistakes "you people" turn it around and make us out to be uneducated gun toting thugs. Well, after several weeks of listening to "you people" whining and crying about how we extort and scam money, and even have the VP of Marketing at the Hardrock calling us "obnoxious" and wondering how we can do this during tough economic times? I have decided to speak out. If times are so tough then why are “you people” going to gamble, see concerts, eat out, or do whatever it is you are doing while avoiding the $1.00 tip to valet or free parking in the Hardrock garage?
"You people" say we profit off of ignorance....yes, we do profit in part off ignorant...arrogant...drunk...violent...nasty...(and the list could go on) "you people" show daily, and what in the world is so wrong about that? People profit off ignorance everyday! Here are some examples for "you people"; media, casinos, attorneys, city code enforcement, ex-spouses, late night infomercials, reality shows (which we have turned away a really excellent opportunity to market our company nationwide because we are reality and refused to script anything...unlike your Fox 5 pile of crap reporting, and that type of exposure would not limit the amount of vehicles we boot which has been blown way out of proportion, because there are always plenty of "you people" out there, who know the rules but ignore them. Well I have a sure bet you remember next time, huh?). Unlike the other profiteers of ignorance, we actually give you MORE than enough warning and even stop people when we can often times being told to "F" off, and frankly "you people" should use the one thing that would likely put me out of business, and that is GOD GIVEN COMMON SENSE!
Here is what you do, next time remember to bring your “angry eyes” and your “scowl” it makes every Mr. Potato Head 10 times more terrifying! This is useful when yelling at a 5’3 125 lbs. female from within the confines of a vehicle, who according to the softball coach, you know the other "you people" idiot in the YouTube video who we really did a favor for by only booting one van instead of all three and this was how we got thanked, by him laughing and smiling his way through a video claiming my employee "had a gun" hehehe, and I quote (sporting a sheepishly coy smile and answering the question about a weapon) “She had a gun” Getting within 50 feet of her, you can see it is a high powered very scary looking non-lethal taser, just so you know. In fairytale land that YouTube video would have been more interesting if it told everyone about the real guns posted on the surrounding rooftops of the surrounding buildings and manned with none other than the world class highly trained with deadly accuracy Chef and Cartman sniper assassin squad, they are armed with the deadliest weapon of all snipers, common sense and the menacing cork in the barrel attached to a string and it makes a pop noise when discharged and the flag that rolls out has a message that says “READ THE SIGNS THAT SAY CUSTOMER ONLY PARKING”
No individual business or all businesses combined at that center see any revenue generated from vehicles that have been or will be booted or towed, they never have and since a friend of a friend told me the owner of Boot-It is a very well educated man who knows paying anyone outside of the company any form of a kickback or bribe is at the very least unethical and may even be illegal.
Believe it or not I have gone way above and beyond to be in compliance, including seeking guidance from the Metropolitan Police Department, and I even hold 3 College degrees and am a College Professor with high marks for being good at what I do in the academic community check me out at rate my professor, oh my :-z see what a High School diploma does for you or even a GED, but I don’t suppose offering two sides of the story is of any interest to you.
Clay, I like you. I found your story to be compelling and more importantly I am grateful for your $200.00 removal fee and hope to do business with you in the future, and I mean that! Nobody loves return customers more than me, not even the center you have been spending money in for 20 years, or the center Stuart Scheinman fellow rip-off report complainer who was taped telling a Fox 5 reporter that he has been spending money there and as a matter of tradition for the past 10 to 12 years walks across to the Hardrock…wait 20 years…and 10 to 12 years….OMG that is amazing! The signs are so small that Stuart Scheinman, parked and ran, not walked, but ran across 5 lanes of traffic to and from a concert....Confidentiality? No, not today, "you people" found it necessary to post our names and faces all over the place and lie about the circumstances surrounding your abundantly present lack of common sense, so nope I am letting out weeks of frustration and exposing your lies. I guess his traditional numerous visits over the past 10 to 12 years, or you yourself Clay, who I quote "I have bought a lot more then gum in this shopping center over the past 20 years. This Parking lot is huge and was not even half full." You clowns are so loyal to this place that you were spending money at that center before it was even built! Amazing, you guys are such loyal customers that you purchased more than gum and pizza from a dirt lot which then became a Thrifty Car Rental, then the shopping center you shopped at before it was even built! I love you guys! Try 5 years, the center was only built 5 years ago. So when posting future lies and publicizing your stupidity, this tip will make you both look less stupid.
I am hopeful you find it in your heart to do a video like your buddy Jim, which depicts your apology regarding your insensitive comments and speaking in a diminutive way about my company. I for one forgive your ignorance in fact I appreciate it, and ask that from now on you think with that pea sized brain of yours before speaking, but do not use it when parking because as you know we hide and can’t be seen until we jump out from a car trunk, rope down from silent black ops helicopters, or my personal favorite stationary bush that suddenly comes alive and rushes a vehicle, deploys a boot, and returns to hiding.
Calling Boot-It, Inc. scum is useless and rude, kind of like “you people” are useless and rude. Where is the professionalism on my part? After being called a thief, scam artist, criminal, and who knows what else and receiving death threats against myself, family and employees because of stupid people who like to cry when they are held accountable, such as yourself, tends to wash out the professionalism I maintained...but consider yourself and "your people" lucky I dignified any of it with this response, you are honored to receive this response and I accept your gratitude, right along with your $200.00 removal fee, thank you kind sir!
However, because I like you I will give you the SECRET to avoid the scam, extortion, or shakedown….the SECRET is....wait for it….wait for it….WHEN YOU ARE ON PROPERTY YOU ARE A CUSTOMER…WHEN YOU LEAVE PROPERTY YOU ARE NOT…THEREFORE TAKE YOUR CAR WITH YOU WHEN YOU LEAVE…THEN YOU WILL HAVE NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT….Sum it up for you? You all had the first amendment right to free speech and posting videos of my people doing their job and now I had the right to rebuttal and I feel so much better, thank you Clay!
I am being as polite as I am going to be after being called the names, hearing the threats, and being put on the defensive when even the police have stated (I have them on video) that we are 100% compliant and within the law. I have defended my company, and I am off to better things.
See you around Clay (hopefully not) and remember your excuse that you accidentally hit the zero key after the 2 key making the 20 year argument a typo, please say it so you look like an even bigger idiot, please! The two keys are far enough apart that the only ones likely to buy that are your fellow parking violators! Scheinman is videotaped and broadcast stating his 10 to 12 year error maybe his lie was Boot-It jedi mind trick from afar? Your mistruths are good for me, not so good for “you people” Good day to you, Sir! Y’all come back now, Ya Hear…cuz we all know you can’t see!