Submitted: Saturday, October 10, 2009
Posted: Sunday, October 11, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
BILDERBERG POEM
There once was a group
Bilderberg was its name
Taking over the WORLD
Was the name of their game?
They controlled Wall Street, the Media
And the government too
Maybe they have 'control problems'
So what now should we do?
We must expose them each day
On the WORLDWIDE WEB
Tell Uncle Joe & Aunt Kate
And don't forget your sister Deb!
They're just people in a group
Some will sing- some will dance
Some are young- others old
Some wear 'OOPS I CRAPPED MY PANTS!'
Guess this poem is over
Now you all have the 'scoop'
Keep on 'Googling' each day
Learn about the Bilderberg Group.
End.
'Google' this- BILDERBERG GROUP, and learn all you can about them, if you'd like, okay?
Then 'Google' this- THE OBAMA DECEPTION, and watch it on the web. Over 3.8 MILLION have already done so, right?
And finally, 'Google' this- OOPS I CRAPPED MY PANTS, and watch it on the web.
POWER TO THE PEOPLE
Submitted: Sunday, October 11, 2009
Posted: Sunday, October 11, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
The New York Times Poem
There once was this thing
Called 'The New York Times'
People paid a lot of money for it
But it was only worth a few dimes.
They'd do articles each day
Almost all were so boring
After reading one or two
You'd be sleeping, then snoring.
I saw a copy one day
On the lavatory floor
The guy in the stall next to me said:
"I'm out of paper, you got more?"
I said: "Yes, I got paper
But it'll cost you two dimes"
He passed over the coins
Then I passed him 'The Times'
I left that lavatory stall
And little did I know
That guy was soon arrested
Larry Craig- Senator from Idaho!
This poem is over
Gotta go pick up my niece
Say a little prayer for 'The Times'
Soon they'll be 'Resting In Peace'.
End.
'THE NEW YORK TIMES POEM' was originally posted in the comments section of the BusinessWeek article entitled- HOW CAN THE NEW YORK TIMES BE WORTH SO LITTLE? (you can 'Google' that BW article). It was posted in the comments section on July 27th 2008 at 5:20 PM.
Anyone can 'Google' this- SENATOR CRAIG LOSES APPEAL IN AIRPORT SEX STING CASE, and read how the Idaho Senator, Larry Craig, lost his appeal.
P.S. If you want to see 'Aunt Kate' & 'Uncle Joe', who were named in the 3rd quatrain of 'BILDERBERG POEM', simply 'Google' this- YOUTUBE PETTICOAT JUNCTION, and watch that 53 second video.
*WAKE-UP, America, & wake-up Uncle Joe!
Submitted: Sunday, October 11, 2009
Posted: Sunday, October 11, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
ANIMAL KINGDOM!
Batman: What did you see, Robin?
Robin: I'm certain that I saw one of the members of the Bilderberg Group walking around, and he was all alone and a bit confused.
Batman: That's not very unusual, boy-wonder, most of them are confused.
Robin: I know, Batman, but I think that this was one of the TOP guys at Bilderberg, and he forgot to wear his 'OOPS I CRAPPED MY PANTS', and he had crap all over him!!!
Batman: Sweet-smellin' limburger cheese, Robin, are you sure it was crap that he had all over him?
Robin: Batman, I would never lie. Anyone can 'Google' this- YOUTUBE OLD MAN WITH CRAP ON PANTS WALKS THROUGH ANIMAL KINGDOM, and watch it on the web.
Batman: Quickly, Robin, to the Bat-cave and the Bat-computer. I gotta go 'Google' it, and see this one right NOW!
End.
Submitted: Friday, October 16, 2009
Posted: Friday, October 16, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
FREDDIE POEM
Freddie Mac & Fannie Mae
This is what we have to say:
ORGANIC EGGS- not Lucky Charms
Honest loans- not confusing ARM's.
When you deceive
It'll be the talk
When it's EXPOSED
Much lower stock!
Your stock was up
Over 60 bucks
It's now at 3
Run over by trucks?
Two lessons here- it's very easy
Don't eat bacon- it's very greasy
Do it right- don't ever lie
Your stock will soar up to the sky.
This poem's over
I kept it short
Keep checking your mail
SEE YOU IN COURT!
End.
'FREDDIE POEM' was posted on August 21st 2008 at 2:26 PM. (I believe everyone can figure out where it was posted, right?)
*SUPPORT OUR TROOPS OVER IN IRAQ- BRING 'EM BACK, BRING 'EM BACK!!!
*GET 'EM ALL OUT OF AFGHANISTAN- FAST AS YOU CAN, FAST AS YOU CAN!!!
'Google' this- OBAMA'S WAR: FRONTLINE PBS, and watch it on the web.
Thank You.
Submitted: Sunday, October 18, 2009
Posted: Sunday, October 18, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
FED POEM 2
There once was a man
Whose last name was Bernanke
He inherited a BIG problem
Was it due to any 'hanky-panky'?
It's a question that's easy to answer
Interest rates were way too low
That other guy who ran the FED
Just wanted our economy to BLOW.
It looked like things were booming
People buying homes and much, much, more
They'd put all their purchases on plastic
They were buying-up the store!
Everyone seemed to be happy
If they were sad they'd just go out and buy
When they realized they couldn't afford it
They just made a call to RE-FI.
And sometime in 2006
Many got into BIG trouble
That LOW RATE that got it all going
Created a MONSTER of a BUBBLE!
Those ARM's are now 'adjusting'
Just like the good ole Dow Jones
Americans are now in shock
As they scramble to their phones.
No one really has the answer
And no one will accept any blame
This thing is more mysterious than the Federal Reserve
Seems we're only a pawn in their game.
I guess that this poem is over
My shrimp cocktail's on ice- it's a chillin'
Just listened to Sting and Peter Gabriel
Hey honey, why don't you put on some Dylan.
End.
'FED POEM 2' was originally posted in the comments section of the BusinessWeek article entitled- "A CREDIT CARD YOU WANT TO TOSS"
'FED POEM' was originally posted at that same BW article in early 2008. It can also be found right here at Ripoff Report. Simply 'Google' this- RIP OFF REPORT TOYOTA MOTOR CORPORATION USA MANIPULATION, and it appears as an 'Update' to Charlene's Ripoff Report.
Thank You.
Submitted: Friday, October 02, 2009
Posted: Friday, October 02, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
BUBBLE POEM
Oh my goodness gracious
The USA is in trouble
Inflation has taken over
Who created this big old BUBBLE?
I used to like my cartoons
Fred Flintstone & his friend Barney Rubble
So I ask you once again
Who created this big old BUBBLE?
Airlines are starting to merge
Fuel prices have risen- almost double
The $64,000 question is-
Who created this big old BUBBLE?
Home prices keep going down
Big banks keep getting in trouble
Should we just blame Barney & Fred
Or do we just blame Betty Rubble?
Now that Bear Stearns stock is low
Maybe someday it'll double
From 159 to just 2
Get me a telescope- get me the hubble!
I think that we all know the answer
He's a man with a big long ear-lobe
His hero is probably George Jetson
And the two are now SPANNING THE GLOBE!
End.
'BUBBLE POEM' was originally posted on April 16th 2008 at 1:34 AM in the comments section of the BW article entitled- THERE IS NO GAS SHORTAGE (you can 'Google' it). It was posted when OIL was going way up in price last year, remember? Oil went as high as $147 a barrel causing gasoline to go over $4 a gallon in the USA. I'm sure everyone has 'Googled' this- DID SPECULATION FUEL OIL PRICE SWINGS, and watched that segment on the web, right? Goldman Sachs & Morgan Stanley were both named in that segment regarding oil be 'speculated', correct? They both received 'TARP' money (TAXPAYER'S money) several months later, didn't they?
WELCOME TO AMERICA- IN FRAUD WE TRUST!
Submitted: Friday, October 02, 2009
Posted: Friday, October 02, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
GREEN-SPAN-THE GLOBE POEM
There once was a man
I think you all know him
He controlled most people's destiny
GREEN-SPAN-THE GLOBE POEM!
I really like nice people
Never liked those who were mean
GREEN-SPAN-THE GLOBE POEM
You're looking a little lean!
Some can make a lot of money
By simply writing just one book
GREEN-SPAN-THE GLOBE POEM
Quit giving me that dirty look!
We're all just having fun
No need to get so cranky
GREEN-SPAN-THE GLOBE POEM
What did you just say to Ben Bernanke?
It's good to use your brain
'Open-up' and you will think
GREEN-SPAN-THE GLOBE POEM
Go make that good stiff drink!
So go out and spend some cash
Buy some diamonds for your honey
GREEN-SPAN-THE GLOBE POEM
What's it like to have all that money?
I guess that this poem is over
Time to go put on my shoes
GREEN-SPAN-THE GLOBE POEM
The American people win- you lose!
End.
*You may be able to 'Google' this- HEROES AND ZEROS IN 2008, and search that CNNMoney.com article, & see pictures of the 'HEROES' & the 'zeros'.
Thank you.
Submitted: Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Posted: Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
4th QUARTER POEM
We're in the 4th Quarter
Corporations ready to crack
Low sales and corruption
The straw that broke their back!
No more credit- no money
Corporations going broke
The UN-Fortunate 500
Almost all are a joke!
The Professor was right
All those stocks are a lie
No more Chevys, no hot-dogs
No more Apple pie.
Bye-bye Chrysler- have a coffee
Better make it a mocha
Have a doughnut- have some danish
Dream of Lee Iacocca.
Where is Benny, where's Henry
Where's that money you need
You were Fortune 500
All about DECEPTION & GREED!
General Motors is collapsing
Even Ford needs a hero
Toyota's sales are way down
TV says- "Saved by Zero".
Just another big illusion
In a country that's broken
'Cause the TRUTH is now out
And the PEOPLE have spoken!!!
This poem is over
So you be the judge
"Oh beautiful for spacious skies"
Or a land filled with sludge?
End.
'4th QUARTER POEM' was originally posted last year on November 7th 2008 at 10:55 PM at the BusinessWeek article entitled- A CREDIT CARD YOU WANT TO TOSS (you can 'Google' that BW article.)
*URGENT!!! Don't forget to read what the Harvard Business Professor said to his class of executives in late 2004. It was posted here at Ripoff Report on August 21st 2007, well before the economic 'meltdown' in the USA & around the world. Simply 'Google' this- RIP OFF REPORT FUEL FREEDOM INTERNATIONAL MPG CAPS, and go to the 2001 Toyota Tacoma Ripoff Report, then to the 'Update' entitled- "BLAME IT ON A LAWYER".
Thank You.
More poems coming!
POWER TO THE PEOPLE
Submitted: Saturday, October 03, 2009
Posted: Saturday, October 03, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
DOUBLE TROUBLE BUBBLE POEM
Oh my gosh 'heavens to Betsy'
Freddie and Fannie are in trouble
The government has just taken over
Looks like a big DOUBLE BUBBLE!
Since when can our government manage
They're no better than my friend, Barney Rubble
Just watch all the problems from here
Looks like a big DOUBLE BUBBLE!
Foreclosures will continue to happen
The market will keep going low
Looks like a DOUBLE TROUBLE BUBBLE
Where's that guy with the gum- BAZOOKA JOE?
Seems as though Lehman's having problems
At first it was only Bear Stearns
Looks like a big DOUBLE BUBBLE
Run to the forest with the pines and the ferns!
He saw it coming in July of '07
It was filed over at Ripoff Report
Now it's a big DOUBLE BUBBLE
And Cuomo is taking them to court.
But now it's a little too late
Most of the money is no longer there
Looks like a big DOUBLE BUBBLE
It's a shame that NO ONE did care!!!
The Americans will be the BIG losers
The ones who wake-up right at dawn
Looks like a big DOUBLE BUBBLE
And some of their retirements are gone!
I guess that this poem is over
I hope that you're all doing fine
Looks like a big DOUBLE BUBBLE
It should pop by early 2009.
End.
'DOUBLE TROUBLE BUBBLE POEM' was originally posted last year in the comments section of the BW article entitled- A CREDIT CARD YOU WANT TO TOSS (you can 'Google' it!). It's mainly about Freddie Mac & Fannie Mae, two of the largest companies on earth, who needed to be bailed-out by the American people.
P.S. You can 'Google' this- RIP OFF REPORT TOYOTA MOTOR CORPORATION USA MANIPULATION, and go to Charlene's Rip Off Report, and then to the 'Update' entitled- 'SUGGESTION' that was posted on July 16th 2007 and read the following quote to back-up what was stated in the 5th quatrain of this poem:
"Just watch what happens to all those 401K's in the next few years. And watch how the Dow Jones Adjusts too." - 7/16/2007, when the Dow Jones closed at 13,950 points. The Dow closed at 14,000 for the first time in history just 3 days later on 7/19/2007. Twenty months later, on March 9th 2009, the Dow Jones closed at its lowest level in many, many, many, years. It closed at 6,547 on March 9th 2009. (That's my Birthday!)
Submitted: Sunday, October 04, 2009
Posted: Monday, October 05, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
LAW FIRM POEM
Corporations will sometimes hire Law Firms
When they are sued it's just what they will do
Most will retain just one Law Firm
Others might even hire two!
All lawyers get hungry, let's face it
They use plastic for that mid-day lunch meal
Their clients run corporations who are 'big-shots'
CEO's who will LIE, CHEAT, & STEAL!!!
But these Law Firms will receive BIG retainers
It's the money they want and they need
They're no different from the ones they're protecting
It's a game of DECEPTION & GREED!
Now the people are starting to take notice
And these Law Firms someday might regret
That the ones who FINANCIALLY INJURE
Have their names now in poems on the net.
A poem by Luke, John, or Cindy
A poem by Bill, Hank, or Deb
A poem by the PEOPLE of this country
Posted all over the WORLDWIDE WEB!
I guess that this poem is over
It's time to go hiking right now
I'll be thinking up another this evening
And on Monday I'll be watching the DOW.
End.
'LAW FIRM POEM' was originally posted in the comments section of the BW article entitled- A CREDIT CARD YOU WANT TO TOSS (you can 'Google' that article!) It was posted on March 5th 2008 at 3:10 PM
Write a poem- they'll all know him!
Submitted: Tuesday, October 06, 2009
Posted: Tuesday, October 06, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
PONZI POEM
There once was a man
Bernard Madoff was his name
Defrauding the investors
Was the name of his game.
He cheated Braman & Spielberg
Many others, it's true
He even cheated Mort Zuckerman
Now what's everyone gonna do?
These days are not happy
No more Potsie or Fonzie
Those 'Happy Days' are all gone
Simply blame it on PONZI!
This country is collapsing
It gets worse everyday
People losing their jobs
Now the rich lose their pay?
Where is Dasher, where's Dancer
Where's Comet, where's Cupid
They invested in GOLD
Even reindeer aren't stupid!
This poem is over
I'm about ready to scream-
'Sunday, Monday, Happy Days'
Or just another PONZI scheme?
End.
'PONZI POEM' was originally posted on December 18th 2008 as an 'Update' to Fausto's Ripoff Report. You can 'Google' this- RIP OFF REPORT LEITH TOYOTA, to read it, & to sing- 'Ponzi the Beautiful', if you'd like.
WELCOME TO AMERICA- IN FRAUD WE TRUST!
P.S. Anyone can 'Google' this- FRONTLINE THE MADOFF AFFAIR, and watch it on the web.
Submitted: Wednesday, October 07, 2009
Posted: Wednesday, October 07, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
FANNIE POEM
Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac
Will your stock ever come back
No more 'black'- you're in the 'RED'
Call Bernanke at the FED!
Oh my goodness, what the heck
Maybe he will write a check
Don't you cry, don't you pout
Big ole Ben will bail you out!
Have some breakfast- LUCKY CHARMS
Stop adjusting all those ARM's
Someday soon it won't be scary
A 'Little House on the Prairie'
This poem's over- more to come
Enjoy the summer, get some sun
See you soon, on the beach
Writing poems- 'Freedom of Speech'!
End.
'FANNIE POEM' was originally posted on August 20th 2008 at 3:00 PM in the comments section of the BW article entitled- A CREDIT CARD YOU WANT TO TOSS (you can 'Google' it!)
Thank you.
Submitted: Thursday, October 08, 2009
Posted: Thursday, October 08, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
ROUBINI POEM
There once was a man
His name was Nouriel Roubini
He liked grilled swordfish and salad
With a side of linguini.
He knew the market would blow
He knew there'd be a big boom
Most call him Professor Roubini
Some even say Dr. Doom!
He's a very wise man
Just like the Harvard Professor
His brain never stops working
It's got a built-in compressor.
Guess this poem is over
It's the one for Roubini
He's a thinker- not a magician
And he's better than Houdini.
End.
Anyone can 'Google' this- NOURIEL ROUBINI, and read all about him at the Wikipedia site. And anyone can 'Google' this- DR DOOM, and read all about him. And don't forget to 'Google' this- ROUBINI: 'JOBS LOST FOREVER', and watch the video at the CNNMoney.com site.
Thank you.
Submitted: Friday, October 09, 2009
Posted: Friday, October 09, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
SLUDGE POEM
There once was a man
Whose name was Jim Press
He was Toyota's CEO
And he was under much stress.
Consumers were angry
They were stomping their feet
Jim Press and Toyota
Were feeling the heat!
No one to turn to
Not even his mom
Hundreds of posts
On RipoffReport.com
Jim Press called his boss
He said- 'What should I do
Geraldo and Dateline are looking for you.'
His boss said- 'No problem
It's really a no-brainer
Just give all our LAWYERS
A big fat retainer.'
Jim Press said- 'Okay'
He did as he said
Then he made a stiff drink
And tried to go to bed.
Toyota's problems are real
No longer a joke
A company like their engines
Always blowing blue smoke!
My poem is over
So you be the judge
Is it the engines or the company
That's infected with SLUDGE?
End.
FACT: Exactly two weeks after 'SLUDGE POEM' was posted about Jim Press on 8-23-2007, he QUIT his CEO position with Toyota & announced he was going over to Chrysler. On 9-6-2007 Jim Press announced his resignation with Toyota. FACT: Chrysler COLLAPSED not too long after Jim Press arrived and went bankrupt. Chrysler needed BILLIONS upon BILLIONS of TAXPAYER'S dollars from the 'TARP' in order to survive.
You can 'Google' this- SLUDGE POEM, and read it.
P.S. 'SLUDGE POEM 2' was written about Toyota's President in Japan, Katsuaki Watanabe. A little over one year after it was posted here at RipoffReport.com in late 2008, Katsuaki Watanabe was REMOVED as President of Toyota in early 2009, and then replaced with the 52 year old grandson of the founder of Toyota- Akio Toyoda. 'SLUDGE POEM 3' is about Akio Toyoda.
Write a poem- they'll all know him!
Submitted: Sunday, November 01, 2009
Posted: Sunday, November 01, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
JUDGE POEM
There once was a JUDGE
Who liked power & sex
He thought he was invincible
Just like T-REX.
He liked strippers & booze
And one day got caught
It was that little piece of plastic
That created the knot.
His wife 'blew the whistle'
Then she blew a fuse
You can read all about it
By simply going to 9NEWS.
End.
'JUDGE POEM' was originally posted on March 24th 2008 at 10:24 PM in the comments section of the Businessweek article entitled- 'ONCE IN A BLUE MOON BARGAINS' (you can 'Google' that BW article!)
It appears that Judge Nottingham's wife noticed some charges on his CREDIT CARD, and she found out that he was frequenting a Denver Strip Club. He had $3,000 worth of charges in two consecutive days that were made at the Diamond Cabaret Strip Club in Denver, according to an at 9NEWS. You can 'Google' this- GOVERNMENT INVESTIGATES ALLEGATIONS AGAINST NOTTINGHAM, and that article should be available.
*It's interesting that the following article is no longer available: 'NEW WARRANT SERVED IN CONNECTION TO PROSTITUTION RING'
I guess that all of the other "JUDGES, LAWYERS, BUSINESSMEN, ATHLETES, & POLITICIANS" that were alleged to be involved in the 'hanky-panky' that was taking place at that Denver PROSTITUTION HOUSE were able to get that article OFF of the website, correct? 'That article' was entitled- 'NEW WARRANT SERVED IN CONNECTION TO PROSTITUTION RING'.
WELCOME TO AMERICA- ONE MASSIVE LIE
Submitted: Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Posted: Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
FRAUD POEM
Believe in US
Don't believe in God
The U.S. system works
And it's based on FRAUD.
FRAUD makes it go
Add a little corruption
Every 80 years
Just a little eruption.
Keep raising taxes
Start another war
Invade Afghanistan
Send 40,000 more!
It's worked for many years
Things don't need to change
Let US take control
Health care we'll 're-arrange'?
Hope no one will see
'Cause they turned their backs
Health care for everyone
A new 'secret tax'?
Fraud Poem is over
Speaking-out feels great
Against a broken system
That so many hate.
End.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ALERT<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
'Google' all of the following & watch them on the web-
THE ASCENT OF MONEY PBS
9/11 PRESS FOR TRUTH
9/11 BLUEPRINT FOR TRUTH
BUSH'S WAR
AMERICA: FREEDOM TO FASCISM
THE WARNING: FRONTLINE PBS
Submitted: Thursday, November 12, 2009
Posted: Thursday, November 12, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
MANIPULATION POEM
Oh my goodness gracious
What happened to our nation
Corruption, greed, & lies
And lots of MANIPULATION!
Job losses keep on mounting
CEO's with constipation
A system based on lies
And massive MANIPULATION!
Retirement accounts way down
And soon we'll see inflation
No truth- just lies & greed
And lots of MANIPULATION!
Innocent people always suffer
It's our system- based on fraud
Politicians, judges, & businessmen
Worshipping money- their only God.
I guess this poem is over
I'm getting a bad impression
MANIPULATION, GREED, & LIES
Will put us in depression.
End.
'MANIPULATION POEM' was originally posted here at RipoffReport.com a few months ago right here at the BANK OF AMERICA page.
*Make sure to have all of your $100 bills checked by the bank to make sure they're not counterfeit before you leave the bank. It seems as though we have to 'tiptoe' through the bank these days in order to make sure our money isn't counterfeit, correct?
Anyone can 'Google' this- YOUTUBE TINY TIM TIPTOE THROUGH THE TULIPS, and watch it on the web.
Thank You.
Submitted: Sunday, November 15, 2009
Posted: Sunday, November 15, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
ROMB A'MANUAL POEM
Having trouble with my car
Think I gotta broken clutch
Where is Smokey and the Bandit
Where is Starsky- where is Hutch?
Hurry get me to the airport
Headed south down to Bahama
Relaxation on the beach
With my buddy Brock O'Bomb-a
Things are looking mighty fine
All big banks have lots of cash
On vacation incognito
Funny glasses with mustache.
Romb A'Manual Poem's over
Brock O'Bomb-a he's the man
Hawaiian Tropic suntan lotion
For a Brock O'Bomb-a tan!
End.
Anyone can 'Google' this- YOUTUBE STARSKY & HUTCH- INTERNATIONAL OPENING THEME, and watch it on the web.
Thank You.
*More poems coming!
Submitted: Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Posted: Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
BROOKSLEY BORN POEM
There once was a woman
Brooksley Born was her name
Protecting the PEOPLE
Was the name of her game.
She went against Greenspan & Summers
Many others- it's true
She was 'serving the people'
Unlike so many will do.
This country is corrupt
It has been so for years
The corrupt keep defrauding
Leaving the honest in tears.
We'd wake-up every day
Go to work in the morning
Brooksley Born saw it coming
She was sounding 'The Warning'
Now our country's collapsing
We hear cries, shouts, & moans
Credit default swaps & derivatives
And destructive home loans!
Guess this poem is over
She didn't work for the pay
She worked for the American PEOPLE
In this land- USA.
End.
'BROOKSLEY BORN POEM' was originally posted here at RipoffReport.com at the BANK OF AMERICA page about a month ago. Anyone can 'Google' this- BROOKSLEY BORN POEM, and find it on the web.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>URGENT ALERT<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
*Make sure to 'Google' the two following on watch them on the web-
THE WARNING: FRONTLINE PBS
ELIZABETH WARREN ON THE ECONOMY NOW ON PBS
Thank You.
Submitted: Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Posted: Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
HARVARD PROFESSOR POEM
There once was a man
He was a Harvard Professor
His brain never stopped working
It had a built-in compressor.
He knew about DECEPTION & FRAUD
Knew about LIES & CORRUPTION
He knew the market would blow
One big financial eruption.
Now our country's collapsing
We hear cries, shouts, & moans
Blame it on FRAUD & CORRUPTION
And Deceptive Home Loans!
But the 'big-shots' don't care
They made MILLIONS, it's true
Lowered your stocks & retirements
Now they're LAUGHING AT YOU!
The Professor teaches what's right
But most will DO what is wrong
CEO's think that they're KING
But we know they're just KONG.
Now we all understand
It's man's love for the dollar
Forgetting one's lessons from the Professor
A great man who's a scholar.
Time to wrap this one up
Put an end to this poem
This is for the Harvard Professor
I hope someday we'll know him.
End.
'HARVARD PROFESSOR POEM' was originally posted here at RipoffReport.com on March 17th 2009 under Susan's Ripoff Report. Her Ripoff Report is entitled- RIP OFF REPORT BANK OF AMERICA WHEN IS "PAYMENT DUE DATE" NOT A DUE DATE?
Anyone can read what the Harvard Professor said to his class of executives back in late 2004 by simply 'Googling' this- RIP OFF REPORT FUEL FREEDOM INTERNATIONAL MPG CAPS, and going to the 2001 Toyota Tacoma Ripoff Report, then to the 'Update' entitled- "Blame it on a Lawyer".
P.S. My CEO brother in-law was in that Harvard business class in late 2004. It certainly seems as though the Harvard Business Professor was right, wouldn't everyone NOW agree? Niall Ferguson & Elizabeth Warren are Harvard Professors, right? Anyone can see them by 'Googling' the two following and watching them on the web-
THE ASCENT OF MONEY PBS
ELIZABETH WARREN ON THE ECONOMY NOW ON PBS
Thank You.
Submitted: Friday, November 20, 2009
Posted: Friday, November 20, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
WEB POEM
I like 'Google'
I like 'Bing'
The worldwide web
Is a wonderful thing.
Go read a poem
Then sing a song
Have a great big smile
You can't go wrong.
We're all connected
Every single hour
Start speaking-out
It's PEOPLE POWER!
This poem's over
Christmas time is here
Time for 'PEACE ON EARTH'
And some holiday cheer!
End.
Anyone can 'Google' this- YOUTUBE BOWIE MEETS CROSBY, and watch David and 'Bing' sing!
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"Nothing comes from violence, and nothing ever could." - Sting
"The Art of Peace is medicine for a sick world. There is evil and disorder in the world because people have forgotten that all things emanate from one source. Return to that source and leave behind all self-centered thoughts, petty desires, and anger. Those who are possessed by nothing possess everything." - Morihei Ueshiba
"There is no way to peace. Peace is the way." - Mahatma Gandhi
Submitted: Saturday, November 21, 2009
Posted: Saturday, November 21, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
GAS POEM
Politicians, judges, & businessmen
You'd think that they would care
But now we know the truth
They're all filled with HOT AIR!
Our country is collapsing
'Cause none of them can think
Too busy chasing PROSTITUTES
And having a good 'stiff' drink.
Eliot Spitzer's not alone
There's lots more names to come
Keep checking the 9NEWS website
Maybe you've heard of some?
So what is it that these men want
POWER, MONEY, & SEX
But what they really need
Is a big box of GAS-X!
It's my last poem of the day
Soon they'll be up a creek
No paddle for all these 'leaders'
I'll expose 'em all on BusinessWeek.
End.
'GAS POEM' was originally posted on April 8th 2008 at 2:19 AM in the comments section of the BusinessWeek article entitled- THERE IS NO GAS SHORTAGE (you can 'Google' that BW article!)
Anyone can 'Google' this- EDWARD NOTTINGHAM, and go to the Wikipedia site and read all about what happened here in Denver. Make sure to go down to where it says 'References' and go to #26. Then click on the blue area to pull up the article entitled- "NEW WARRANT SERVED IN CONNECTION TO PROSTITUTION RING" and read it.
I wonder WHY the American people haven't been alerted to all of the other "JUDGES, LAWYERS, BUSINESSMEN, ATHLETES, & POLITICIANS" who were mentioned in that article?
I guess we're not permitted to know the TRUTH in this country, huh?
WELCOME TO AMERICA- IN FRAUD WE TRUST
Submitted: Wednesday, November 04, 2009
Posted: Wednesday, November 04, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
BROCK O'BOMB-A POEM
Where's my camel
Where's my llama
Send more troops
Tell Brock O'Bomb-a
Where's my daddy
Where's my momma
They're going to war
Per Brock O'Bomb-a
No exclamation
Not even a comma
No semicolon
Where's Brock O'Bomb-a?
He's fast asleep
Brand new pajama
Another joke
It's Brock O'Bomb-a!
End.
*Make sure to 'Google' all of the following and watch them on the web-
YOUTUBE FALL OF THE REPUBLIC
OBAMA'S WAR: FRONTLINE PBS
THE WARNING: FRONTLINE PBS
THE OBAMA DECEPTION
Thank You.
Submitted: Friday, November 06, 2009
Posted: Friday, November 06, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
ERECTION POEM
The erection is over
I hope everyone voted
Politicians and lawyers
Almost all of them bloated.
Another erection is coming
Time to raise some more money
Buy a dress for your wife
And a fur for your honey.
The erection is over
CEO's are still lying
People losing their jobs
Many of them are crying.
Another worthless erection
Honeymoon in Niagara
This one lasted four hours
Blame it all on viagra.
Erection Poem is over
Time for me to go fishin'
I'll keep writing these poems
For every new politician.
End.
'ERECTION POEM' was originally posted a few months ago right here at the 'Bank of America' page of the #1 website in the WORLD- RipoffReport.com
P.S. Anyone in the world can 'Google' this- YOUTUBE BILLY JOEL- SCENES FROM AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT, and watch it on the web.
POWER TO THE PEOPLE
Submitted: Monday, November 09, 2009
Posted: Monday, November 09, 2009
Karl
highlands ranch
U.S.A.
OVERDRAFT POEM
My money's all gone
The bank's CEO laughed
I call it theft by deception
He says it's a bank overdraft!
We can't afford salmon or tuna
Gotta go catch us some carp
The bank's CEO keeps laughing
Government still throwing 'em TARP.
That's the TAXPAYER'S money
They're getting richer each day
While we're all fishing for carp
They're eating lobster & fillet!
Obama said he's for us
Said it in last year's campaign
Now we're losing our jobs
While CEO's sip their champagne!
What's going on in this country
Seems as though EVERYONE lied
No more salmon or tuna
Only carp that's deep-fried.
Overdraft Poem is over
Got me a fish that's a bitin'
I'll fillet it and deep-fry it
And I'll never stop fightin'.
End.
'OVERDRAFT POEM' was originally posted a few months ago right here at the 'BANK OF AMERICA' page of the #1 site in the world: RipoffReport.com
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*Don't forget to 'Google' & watch all of the following on the web-
INSIDE THE MELTDOWN
THE WARNING: FRONTLINE PBS
THE OBAMA DECEPTION
YOUTUBE FALL OF THE REPUBLIC
THE ASCENT OF MONEY PBS
Thank You.