What is so complicated about the suggestion that someone you believe 'stole' money from you should be arrested?
Isn't theft a crime?
In fact, I think there is a revolution on the brim of reality. Each and every one of the banks and credit unions collecting multiple overdraft fees as a result of deadbeats refusing to manage their accounts like responsible adults must be guilty of theft. They are criminals, and therefore should be treated as such.
I implore you:
1. Go down to the police station right now
2. Press charges against the bank for 'stealing' your money
3. Hold a press conference demanding justice
4. Call Ralph Nader for support...and while you're at it, have all 12 of his supporters come as well.
Once you have announced to the world that you're an irresponsible, unaccountable deadbeat, I'm sure that promotion at work will be yours for the taking. You'll he hailed as a hero by dozens. Heck, you may even be offered a spot as the next ping pong ball caller at the local Bingo.
Justice is yours for the taking. Carpe diem!