George's Cabinet Shop - Chainsaw Repair These guys demand to take naps in the afternoon!!!! Concord, Alabama

Well, I thought I would try these guys.  They advertised in the Lipscomb Elementary Yearbook!!!  I support my community! 

They said that they would come out and DJ a dance that I was having for my son Nebuchadnezzar's barmitzvah.  I asked them what that had to do with making cabinets.  They asked me if I had ever made a cabinet before.  I asked them why they answered a question with another question.  He said that his brother would come down here and whoop my ass!

I said that I wanted lots of Jerry Jeff Jones music re-mixed with Black Sabbath and Country Boy Eddie.  They said they could handle it. 

First of all, on the night of the big dance, I saw them smoking Winston's in front of the children.  What poor taste!  Menthols maybe, but Winston's?  The music was awful.  It sounded like they were square-dancing at Clevenger's on open-mic night.

To top it all off, he accused me of having a "MAN-GINA" when I refused his advances.