MAYBE YOU CAN OFFER HIM A FEW FASHION BASICS LIKE PURPLE DOES NOT ACCESSORIZE WELL WITH RED..
HOW DO YOU
KNOW THAT HE WEARS A BRA AND PANTIES UNDER HIS BUSINESS SUIT?
AND I WOULD GET THE POOR MAN A PHOTO BOOK ABOUT JACQUELINE KENNEDY ONASSIS AND/ OR PRINCESS DIANA --BOTH OF THESE WOMEN HAD A PERFECT SENSE OF FASHION.
I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE OUTFITS HE WEARS AND WONDER HOW HE MANAGES TO GET THEM IN HIS SIZE. I HAVE A COUPLE OF RATHER PLUMP FEMALE RELATIVES WHO HAVE TROUBLE FINDING CHIC CLOTHES.
ACTUALLY, IF HE DID HIS JOB, WHO CARES WHAT HE WEARS AS LONG AS HE WEARS SOMETHING AND IT IS NOT PATENTLY OBSCENE OR REVEALING.
SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL HIM ONLY HOOKERS AND VERY THIN WOMEN WEAR THOSE MIRO MINI SKIRT MONSTROSITIES -- AND HE NEEDS TO DRESS MORE HIS AGE.
SO WHY DOESN'T SOMEONE GET A PHOTO OF HIS BALLZ HANGING BELOW THE ULTRA MICROMINI SKIRT --AND IF HE IS
SERIOUS ABOUT CROSS-DRESSING, WHY DOESN'T HE USE A GAFFE LIKE ALL THE GREAT ONES DID. SOMEONE LEAVE HIM A NOTE --PLEASE. THE IMAGE IS JUST GHASTLY!
WHY DOESN'T SOME TRANNY TAKE THIS POOR MISGUIDED AUNTIE UNDER HIS/HER WING AND TEACH HIM HOW TO DRESS WITH CLASSIC, CLASSY ELEGANCE BEFORE HE/ SHE IS ARRESTED FOR PUBLIC LEWDNESS AND INDECENT EXPOSURE.
I WOULDN'T EVEN WANT TO SEE A WOMAN WEAR SOME OF THOSE BOURBON STREET HO COSTUMES, MUCH LESS A MIDDLE-AGED MAN!