Hey, I didn't say it wouldn't piss me off! I was just saying that, if they had stopped trying to collect from you, that you had nothing to worry about.
When you wrote your report, it seemed as though they had removed you from the list of people they were targeting for this debt. Either I read your report wrong, or they lied when they said you weren't, or were no longer in their system.
Now it appears as though they are still pursuing you. So here's where I would advise going from here:
1) If they sent you the initial collection letter within the last 30 days, or if they haven't sent you one yet, send a letter stating that you dispute your liability on this debt and demanding validation of the debt.
This places a requirement upon them to perform more investigation into whether the debt is actually yours, at least to the extent that they will have to produce documentation showing that A) the debt exists and B) you are likely the person who owes it.
They must cease collection activities until they can produce such documentation.
2) If they send you some form of verification, and you can somehow use their documentation to show that the debt is not yours (i.e. the SSN is incorrect), send another letter pointing this out and reiterating that the debt is not yours. If this does not make them go away, proceed to step 3.
If they send you documentation that you cannot use to prove that the debt is not yours, proceed to step 3.
If they send you no documentation at all, but continue to pursue collections, proceed to step 3.
3) Send a letter by certified mail, with return receipt requested, stating the following:
Per Section 805(C) (15 USC 1692c(C)) of the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act, and except as otherwise permitted by said Act, you are hereby ordered to CEASE AND DESIST any and all further communications with the below named consumer. This order shall apply to all communications including by mail, telephone, or otherwise, and shall encompass communications to any third parties including, but not limited to, employers, relatives, and neighbors.
Any and all violations of this order shall be prosecuted as permitted by the FDCPA, as well as any and all external state or federal laws.
Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
(insert your name, address, phone number, the name of the original creditor, and the account number if applicable).
4) File disputes with each of the big three credit reporting agencies. I believe you can do this online with each one now.
I know this seems like alot of work, and it is. But, unfortunately, this is the only way to get these folks off your back and to ensure that they do as little damage as possible.
Now, the downside to this procedure is that you may inadvertently force them to file a lawsuit against you. If they do file suit, be sure to answer the complaint, and don't miss any court dates. And don't take ANY advice from people who may say that they "can't" sue you.
Best of luck, and please keep us updated.