I was reading through many RipOff Reports debating whether or not I should join, and this post just convinced me to do it.
I'm sitting here laughing out loud thinking about how completely ridiculous this post is. It's the most amazing thing I've seen in a WHILE. Grow up, learn English, figure out how to use it effectively, and get a real job. Go make something of yourself, because throwing up bull like this---while entertaining---proves that you need to invest your time elsewhere.