Top ten signs you are involved with Cydcor, Granton Marketing, Innovage, or The Smart Circle:
#10: You've been employed by your company for four months . . . and the company has changed it's name three times
# 9: You tell relatives and new acquaintances you are working on an 'advertising campaign' . . . but you really sell stuff door-to-door
# 8: You produce over $200 worth of sales . . . but only get about $70 of that for yourself because the pyramid gods yank the rest before it gets to your check.
# 7: Your 'management training' involves buying lunch for interviews that you'll never see again out of your own pocket . . . and you're not actually a manager, or doing any management training.
# 6: You look down on '9 to 5 schmucks' . . . who have secretaries that make more than you and your boss combined.
# 5: You espouse the principles & theories of the most successful people on Earth . . . who would be absolutely repulsed by the business you're in.
# 4: You work 75 hours a week . . . but still quietly bum money from your 16 year-old neighbor that works at McDonalds
# 3: You eat fast food more than 10 times / week . . . or can’t afford to eat
# 2: You live in a one-bedroom apartment with 10 other co-workers . . . and your boss is one of them.
. . . and the number one sign you are involved with Cydcor, Granton, Innovage, The Smart Circle . . .
# 1: You work for a company that has in just 26 years employed 3 million people . . . and only the original employees are able to support themselves with money they make there.