I was told by reliable sources that if you go to the McDonalds in Palmyra Pennsylvania or Herndon Virginia and order the #1 "special" and slip the order taker $100, that one of the beautiful spanish women will take you in the back for a little while.
I got ripped off because I did this, and the person who took my order took my money and told me to go have a seat and "we will take care of you". Well I went and sat down for a few minutes, admiring all the spanish bueaties that work there, and didn't even notice that Jason Blevins left the building and went home! When I went to see what was taking so long, the other people acted like they didn't know what I was talking about.
I know what you people are doing up there and I'm tempted to report you to the police! There is noway that so many absolutely drop-dead gorgeous spanish women work at this McDonalds by accident.
If you ever see Jason Blevins Herndon or Palmyra then DO NOT trust him with your hard-earned money !!!! EVER !!!! BEWARE !!!