Congratulations "Sue", you've got the intelligence of a sheep blow fly. Have your son, Matt, google that for you...your 68 year old Webster's will not likely have it listed. Not only do your fairy tale rebuttals spew illiteracy, but your fictional characters lack any sort of creativity. My 11 year old can out-write, out-wit, and undoubtedly out-smart you.
If you haven't noticed, Gaye is her own author. And she's way more respectful of you, as a person, than I am. I began this defending Gaye's honor from your fallacies. But it became clear to me that through your own stupidity, you acquired enough rope to hang yourself. Suddenly you became my 3 minutes of entertainment...I've never read such poorly written material. Your not-so-sneaky attempt at concocted deceit is riddled with holes. And therein lies the rub. It's akin to the uncontrollable urge to scratch a rash of poison oak. Once you start, you just can't help yourself.
Again, I congratulate you on metastasizing your manufactured story into a sea of malignant tumors.
One last piece of advice, that will actually benefit both of us: when Matt's computer underlines something in red, that means it's spelled incorrectly. It's this really cool thing called spell check. I know it becomes even more difficult for you when two words sound the same but actually have different meanings. Such as, "write" and "right". But being 68, I'm sure you learned that back in the day. I digress. In your next response, please, on bended knee, stay the course, use a dictionary if need be. But try to be clever and most of all, if you reply, do so with clarity and honesty. Having said that, I can safely say I won't be receiving a decent rebuttal of any sort.
Sincerely,
Your New BFF and Grammar Tutor