Poof - Slinky Inc Poof Inc. Ripped off the children and ruined Christmas! It would of been better if the grinch came and stole xmas! Plymouth, Michigan

So this year we decided to try to make the best out for christmas to spite the recession, you know for the kids... We went out and bought them a bunch of toys and while at the store saw a slinky which caught my eye. Since I hadn't had a slinky since I was a kid i grabbed it out of some older womens hand (black friday style)... long story short we get home and I decide to show my kids this awesome toy I had bought for myself you know to make them jealous and when i opened it my slinky did not only not slink but it did nothing. They call it a slinky jr. but should be a slinky nothing... I mean this thing couldn't go down stairs because of how small it was. For the next 3 days or so I locked myself in the basement determined to build a stairwell for my slinky to slink on. I made the perfect case of stairs and set the slinky on top. I ran to go get my wife, kids and even had a few neighbors come over. I was sure I was about to get to rub my new slinky into their jealous faces. Once they were all over I gave the slinky a little push so it would slink down the stairs. Instead of slinking it fell over and sorta rolled down them. Instead of a jealous wife, kids and neighbors they all just sorta laughed about it. I am so angry with this company and their rip off of a slinky. I ended up giving it to my kids and took back the rest of their presents so that they can learn the valuable lesson of being ripped off. I WARN YOU DO NOT BUY THIS UNLESS YOUR ARE THE GRINCH!!!