O.K. man here's the deal. I am truly sorry you hated the tremolo and a simple return would have sufficed. Yes, it took 10 days to get it, but it shouldn't take 6 weeks to return it. That's just plain dumb and hot-headed. We discussed me sending out a replacement because the edge part was messed up, so I sent out the 2nd one. I didn't just randomly send it, we talkded on the phone, remember, but whatever. Now that weeks and weeks have gone by your at crunch time. You can yell about the $39.95 tremolo being not-well made, but it's $39.95 for one and for two you are the only complaint I've had in over 100 sales. Plus the damn satisfaction guarantee is listed in my logo on the front page of my website! Let's be honest, you never intended to send anything back cause Grandma paid for it! If not for you using her card you probably wouldn't return the items now! Either get your butt to the post office and send back the item or I'll charge your grandmas credit card for it! It's been weeks now, your vengence is complete!
I've done over 3000 sales and have made mistakes, fixed mistakes, been ripped off, had angry unapeasable customers and had the nicest customers all over the world! I maintain an excellent feedback ratio and if I treated every person as you describe your experiance I would not have the feedback ratio I currently have. We've traded e-mails and talked on the phone, yet you only represent the once or twice you couldn't get ahold of the internet company on the phone. You complain I took 10 days to send your item and weeks later you haven't had the integrity to send it back and get a full refund. You even say hey I didn't ask for a replacement so I shouldn't have to pay for it when we discussed refunding you back the $5 return postage when we spoke about a replacement item on the phone. Your mind is wandering to creative places with your online rants when the simple fact is you could have said I want a better tremolo that the $39.95 one so I'm sending it back for a refund. You would have basically wasted 10 days trying to save a few bucks and as far a life's problems go that ain't so tough!
SInce at this point we're just gonna keep calling eachother d*cks via e-mail lets just call a truce, you send back the "shoddy $39.95 tremolo" and I'll refund your Grandma and were done.
I would have happily done the same weeks ago without any name-calling or harsh words, as my 3000 positive transactions will attest to... you have until the end of the week to send me tracking and I expect the item to be returned in as-sent condition. Failure to meet those two requirments will result in me charging the credit card for the unreturned item and grandma can fight with the credit card companies (who will require you to provide a tracking number for a return before sending you back any money... and that process takes about 10 phone calls and 3 months... so let's not put grandma thru that just because we're mad at eachother) Send it back tomorrow and have a refund and this behind you in less that 5 days from todays date, we can agree to disagree and move on with our lives!
Thanks - Brian