Three years ago, I signed up for Adultfriendfinder.com all depressed and achy inside, looking for the ultimate answer to heartbreak. A rebound boff. I paid my $20.00 for a silver ball and then I found myself in chatrooms. Ewww I shudder a bit just to mention it, because I picked up some unsavories along the way that thrive off of depression, cynics and uproar (a lot of people call it drama for short).
I can't remember the last time I had a good laugh for the sake of being funny in a chatroom and most likely it came from me. If you're funny and female, oh watch out! The low self esteem regulars will challenge you and the life-long pontificators are losing their virtual spotlight. They get you banned for speaking back and boom, your silver membership is gone!
I had a chat addiction for a month. Then I went to one of the parties. That cured me.
If you trudge into a chatroom on AdultFriendFinder and read between the lines you'll discover the same couple of battle axes that are parked there 10hrs everyday for the past five years. They orchestrate a silly little mob of zombies that have The Mynah Bird's Guide to Curse Words propped up on their keyboard, ready for a junior high chatroom brawl against anyone that the battle axes deem not part of "their beloved chatroom". (Did you just shake your head? BWAH HA HA HA HA)
I then made my way over to Blogs thinking that more literate and educated folk were to be found there. Instead I found super heroes disguised as Aids Councilors and condiments SoyKofla and retired multiple felon steroid users AlissaTim who shoot up and pick fights with homeless people later to follow up with ex email boyfriends of their female fight fan club.
When he's not dropping Xanax, AlissaTim is killing protected birds of prey with a compound bow for the crime of gasp eating a wild rabbit and stalking people he's decided he doesn't like, while threatening to make them "drip their red rubies.". Of course Tim is also a chat room doctor (read dropped out medical student) with a god complex and a decent ability to copy and paste medical literature. An Infectious Disease Major who is instead a Major Infectious Disease in blogs going by how many posts are about him. "AlissaTim" has decided he is the "arcangel" of the blogs. Is that any relation to an Archangel? Not only has he been to jail multiple times, he can't even spell what he claims to be! It's interesting that his first incarceration in New York was prior to the time period his blog reported he attended medical school. Last I looked no program in the armed forces OR the medical schools accept felons. But golly gosh gee, perhaps I need to buy a vowel on how THAT happened?
AlissaTim was banned permanently from AdultFriendFinder, much to my joy and rapture. But this site showed me once again that they love their stalkers, trolls, felons and sociopaths by not banning him at all. He's back with THREE new handles, Venom4Point0 and Carnage636 and AlissaTim2. At least he's come out of the violence closet with these new handles. He thinks he's in disguise on the first two while he's so doped up he signs his original handle and refers to himself as Tim, speaking directly as Tim. Meanwhile he makes bad references to Sweeney Todd the Demon Barber of Fleet Street or should I say, the Demon Barbieri of Fleet Street."
Guess drugs really do affect your brain. They make you think you're an Archangel. I wonder what Mr. SoyKofla is taking that he thinks he's Superman? To much Viagra? Because he sure has a hard on for Drama!
AlissaTim is loosely glued together by his sidekick Mr800lbGorilla who is slapstick funny and backstabbing. To bad he has junior high ideals of friendship and parenting. As he ignores the other big web site scoundrel LCR (see below) who made death threats against 800s wife, children and himself but he is chummy enough now to hang around in the same posts and even acts civil. What is up with THAT?!
Then there is FireGryphon Tim's maid in waiting who has problems with how tight her tinfoil hats are and how baked her brain is. If she stopped wearing her big gurl panties over her head like a face mask, she might actually wake up and realize that's her own feces she's smelling.
Meanwhile there is the big bad LordChaosRules now incognito though he always types in a black text box, obviously to project his bad guy image and build on his sinister character. He only needs a black hat and to twirl his mustache while he puts up photos of legendary rock and roll musicians. When he isn't harassing women on the site by cyber stalking them and threatening them or reporting their activities to social services so their children are taken away, he's instructing hardened criminals and drug users like AlissaTim how to use IP spoofing software to anonymously harass other members of the site with no retribution, simply because these members had the NERVE to not fall in love forever on a SEX SITE!
Then there is the Melissa crowd from Ohio and around who write all day about trolls while actively acting like the biggest troll on the site. Stirring gossip, recruiting members to harass and complaining that other people react or, heaven forfend, keep their blogs on private so only their friends can read it.
Of course, the "Melisa" crowd is always threatening to leave, making major announcements they're leaving, only to be back the next day with new blogs and new handles. ROFL They are such drama they could win a day time Emmy for Blogging the best soap opera.
Those two troll forces join forces with the British trolls, and you have the perfect storm on three fronts who actively can harass on so many sides a fellow blogger is lost as to what to do. That group is lead by IAmRubyTuesday and her fellow henchwoman EnchantingWench who regularly lambast people in blogs from a far. Making up handles to torment, which is easy to do when you're on the dole and your partner in crime is obviously your social worker. Ruby and her friends seem to think they're being stalked by some Lofty/Jade who seems to be thousands of miles away from them. One good conspiracy theory of course, deserves another perhaps their sandwiches are oozing pickles and the ants are really at their picnic.
As I understand it, they all got abducted by aliens and were stripped of their ambition in life, a hard day's work, common sense, dignity and a sense of decency. They're easy to pick out because they were left with the implanted memory that they possess ownership of a free sex site blogs and that chatrooms and blogs are real life (and they don't realize how ridiculous they are let alone that they perform US federal felony stalking daily.) When the anal probe was removed the only things left was a useless ugly shells and a set of wildly flapping lips connected to fingers - same ones that have the off site party phone lines, keep 6 concurrent profiles for blogging only (translation: confrontations & tormenting anyone that doesn't agree with them or is the ex friend of a friend of theirs) and iterate A.F.F means Always Friends Forever like a high school yearbook, sadly enough. Mulder & Scully chalked it up to Munchausen's by proxy and the peculiar men and women were placed in the XXYY Files. But it's the right place for them, as they all seem to belong to that entire Planet X movement.
Of course they are probably instead are headed for a trip to the pokey courtesy of the FBI.
Rating the most revolting blogs, well that would be chatting or blogging in detail about how you intend to harass other members and calling in other members to do it. C'mon you sexy, upstanding citizens of blog land. Let's go hit the trail to storm spam some dickheads blog and then post about it. Let's write evil things about them and gossip about what must be wrong with them to be on our website doing their own thing! What are those people thinking?!? It's a SEX SITE, not yahhooligans course what am I thinking? It's Daycare for Big Kids, Felons, old Battle Axes and Borderline Personalities, not to mention the outright Sociopaths we're going to see on the evening news. Tune in and like OJ on the freeway you can watch them in the act.
If you find someone on this site that's babbling make-believe chat rules according to their fantasies, because there are NO CHAT RULES on this site, four things should go through your mind. First is CHAT ADDICT, next is Need to Dominate, then Peter Pan Complex then "Feet don't fail me now," because those are not the kind of people that live in reality or have jobs and are crazy as a sack full of ferrets with no teeth living in filth. Of course you can find her there daily as Artimus4u.
If any of them got out and exercised, enjoyed life, earned enough money to live comfortably, go on vacation, have close friends you can trust intimately, resolve your problems on your own and have some self respect, then most women or men that spend ten hours a day in chat or blogs are not what you're looking for. **** NO SELF RESPECTING PERSON PARKS THEMSELVES IN CHAT AND BLOGS AND GIVES IT CREDIBLE CONSIDERATION. ****ITS CALLED DESPERATION!!****
If you're reading this and you feel yourself getting hot under the collar, let me guess. You're either female or XXYY male, and you're planted firmly in your chair all day pretending to be a brilliant bulb with connections at Langley and a speed dial button to the FBI and a wealth of Venom to share.
Uh huh. Okey dokey then.
THE ENTIRE site needs to be reported to the FBI, CIA, HOMELAND SECURITY, MI5, Interpol and if the KBG was still around, Get Smart, CHAOS, and 007 and lets toss in the Fantastic Four and Spiderman they'd find their criminals too.
** 2 or more hours in a chatroom everyday + Blogging for hours everyday = Heaven's Gate Candidate **
So now you know why I highly DON'T recommend AdultFriendFinder AKA Passion.com Its more like Adult FIEND Finder or Adult FREAK Finder. They rip you off and do NOT remove the riff raff. Save your $20.00 for a night out at the bar. At least there you won't have you identity stolen while trailer trash squeal like pigs and brag about their single digit d**k size and double digit IQ.
Not there, Tennessee
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