I recently attended the Almine--the so-called (by who?) herself mystical healer workshop where I was to experience first hand "God Consciousness" and be elevated to ascended master state myself (if I wasn't already) and possibly be rejuvenated to a immortal state where I would begin to regenerate all my cells and help birth the new dawn of the new day on this planet or some such. For a mere 750 euros, its all yours!
Well lesson learned! Almine claims that scientists and world leaders are applauding her talents. Who? Allmine herself says that SHE is the ONLY woman on this planet today with God Consciouness. Amazing.
My idea of a master is an experience of peace, harmony, wisdom and humor and something that contributes to my growth. Almine acts like a drama-queen, a very disturbed individual, and as for the immortal part, I have never seen someone so grotesquely botoxed up! She can't make any "faces". Peroxided long blonde hair, and a great bod (she was a practicing aerobics instuctor for years). Look up her old picture of Almine Barton--looking very different.
What comes out of her mouth is beyond astounding in that you keep thinking-it will make sense! I paid money! I believed! Its pure drivel of imbecilic proportions, and furthermore, she says this truth could all change by tomorrow!!! And so much BE sure you get signed up for the next class and stay tuned FOR the next bit of stories about faires, unicorns, nasty tales of the Vatican (right out of Angels and Demons).
And it gets better. Almine's manic delivery speeds up at the long day goes on where she permits very little questioning or feedback, she is soooo starved for attention and in my opinion desperately devouring the super high energies of the attendees who were suckered into this ---so desperately wanting to believe in something outside of themselves. There was no empowering of others, only sagas of self-pity about all SHE has suffered, ad nauseam.
Carragaline, Co. Cork