MARKWAYNE  MULLLIN:   DESPERATELY  SEEKING  COMPETENCE

Congressman  Markwayne  Mullin:   A  Man of  solid  INACTION !!!

Ladies  and  Gentlemen:  Espoecially  you  people  who  made  the  

incredibly  BAD  mistake  of  putting  a  kid,  so  completely  stupid, and

incompentent  into  the   (  somewhat )  hallowed  Halls  of   Congress,

BEWARE.   

                             BE  AFRAID.   BE  VERY  AFRAID.

Be  afraid,  because  Congressman  Markwayne  Mullin,  a   plumber's

helper,  somehow,  has  gotten  control  of   a  seat  in  Congress,

"  representing "  the   2nd  District  people  of  Oklahoma !!!!!   HOW????

HOWEVER:  As  always,  we  take  a moment,  to  pay  some  attention,

and  homage,  and  to  give  thanks  and  praise  to  Mr. Ed  Magedson,

our  benefactor,  and  EDitor-at-Large,  and  a  man  who  works  pretty

damned  tirelessly  (  I  do  not  mean  he  has  no  tires....pay  attention)

to  see  that  his  countrymen  have  a  BY  CONSUMERS,

FOR CONSUMERS  pathway  for  some  measure  of  consumer  justice.

This  is  a  sad  commentary.   It's  mostly  sad,  because  Markwayne

Mullin  is  real,  is  a  fact,  and   is,  worst  of  all,   in   the  2nd

Congressional  District  Seat.   

How  in  the  World  did  he get  there ?   Well,  Sports Fans, I  will

tell  you  how !!   He  has  gotten  control  of  a   Congressional  seat,

because,  sadly,  Oklahoma  voters   are  semi-comatose,  too  often,

in  voting  " their  concscience ".  JEEEEEEEZ !!   It  would  be  f'ing

HILARIOUS,  if  it  were  not  so  devastating.  Because  Markwayne

Mullin  is  a  BAD  Congressman.   He  is  educationally  a  little  kid.

Morally,  he  is  absolutely  vacuous.   He  has  UTTERLY  no  background,

for  running  a  Congressional  office, and  seat.   He  should  not  even

be  allowed  to  sit  at  the  adult's  table  in  the  f'ing  lunchroom.

I  sent a  letter  to  his  office,  by  regular  ground  mail,  politely

requesting  a  meeting,  due  to  the  fact  that  I  am  determined,

really  very  determined,  to  overcome  a  problem  I've  inherited  from

the  giant  agency,  HUD.   Not   the  Paul  Newman  movie.  But  the

monolithic   HOUSING  AND  URBAN  DEVELOPMENT  Branch  of  govern-

ment.   HUD.GOV.  Yeah....that  HUD.

Well,  as  I  say, I  very  politely  asked  for  a  meeting,  after  I  sent

a  letter  to  Mullin's  UTTERLY  vacant,  totally  incompetent,  con-

stituent  services  rep  in  Claremore,  which  she  handed  off  to  a

HUD  government bureaucrat  in  TULSA. 

Well,  Sports  Fans,  I  got  nowhere....so  I  sent  a  letter  requesting

a  meeting.   And   what  do  you  think  I  got??   

There  are  a  thousand  ways  to  say  NOTHING.   But,  that's  what

I  got.  ZERO. Nothing.  Weeks  went  by.  Nothing.  Then,  one  evening,

I  got  on-line,  and   saw  where  Mullin  was  touring  aroupnd  the  2nd

District,  holding  "town  meetings".   

But:  did  I  get  so  much  as  a  f'ing  post  card ???????   

No.  No,  the  Master  of   Nothing-at-all,  the  little  plumber's

helper  who  walked  like  a  man,   never   sent  me  so  much  as

a  robot  e-mail,   informing  that  I  might  just  have a  chance

to  address  His  Highness.

Nothing  doing, Sports  Fans.  I  was  just  S.O.L.  

I  don't  score  as  high  as  a  cockroach,  with  the  Grand  Duke

of  the  2nd  District  of  Oklahoma.  But,  this  is  gonna  cost  

His  Worship.   It's  gonna  cost  him  his  repuatation.   You  just  

wait  and  see  if  I  don't  make  this  screw-up  his  Waterloo.

Good-bye, and  Fare-thee-Well,  my  stupid  friend.   You  are  

toast.

Love,

A  Constituent