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Complaint Review: CP Direct, Nutritionals

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  • Submitted: Fri, May 17, 2002
  • Updated: Sun, June 09, 2002

  • Reported By:Boston Ma
CP Direct, Nutritionals
15600 N. 78th St Scottsdale, Arizona U.S.A.

CP Direct, Nutritionals Chuck.He who laughs last, laughs best. Scottsdale Arizona

*Consumer Comment: Maybe I'd even step on it, eh?

*Consumer Suggestion: Wake up you silly person...

*Consumer Suggestion: Wake up you silly person...

*UPDATE EX-employee responds: CP DIRECT IS DOWN AND WILL BE OUT !!!! TOTALY FRAUDULENT PRODUCTS

*UPDATE EX-employee responds: CP Direct hit down but not out

*UPDATE EX-employee responds: FBI, Scottsdale Police, and Customs showed up there at 11:00 AM today

*Consumer Suggestion: CP Direct - Morty's trip to Scottsdale

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Chuck, There is no question in my mind that the imfamous Consoli-Passafiume gang are a bunch of slick shysters, who hide behind their ill gotten gains, and are able financially afford to hire respected law firms to protect them. They may be laughing at us for venting our anger in The Rip Off Reports, but our day will come. They have made their first very big mistake by making me mad at them. I will become their worst nightmare. I am smart, I am determind & focused, I can play hard ball, and sooner or later they will feel my wrath. I hate these cocksucker with a passion!

They would be sick, and not laughing to much, if they ever knew how much I know about them already, but I am not ready yet, and I must protect my source. My longest suit is patience. When I am ready, I will go for their jugular with the bite of a furious pitbull.

I am getting ready to go out to Scottsdale where I can be up close and personal. Like Ali said "They can run, but they can not hide." I will be out there for two or three weeks, and when I get back, I will share what I am going out there to get. I really would like to get together with you, but at this point I do not want them to know who I am

Morty
Boston, Massachusetts

This report was posted on Ripoff Report on 05/17/2002 11:55 AM and is a permanent record located here: http://www.ripoffreport.com/r/CP-Direct-Nutritionals/Scottsdale-Arizona-85260/CP-Direct-Nutritionals-ChuckHe-who-laughs-last-laughs-best-Scottsdale-Arizona-21033. The posting time indicated is Arizona local time. Arizona does not observe daylight savings so the post time may be Mountain or Pacific depending on the time of year.

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#1 Consumer Comment

Maybe I'd even step on it, eh?

AUTHOR: Adolph - ()

A quote from "C", Scottsdale, AZ:"Many times I had talked to people who claimed to have had two inches or more of growth."

Holy cow, "C", two more inches and I'd be in the John Holmes and Johnny Wadd league.

Scary!
Adolph
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#2 Consumer Suggestion

Wake up you silly person...

AUTHOR: Charlie - ()

This is how LONGitude was born folks...Passafiume and cohorts purchased other Penis Growth Enhancement products. After they had these in hand they made the "recipe"/ ingredient list for Longitude by putting together ingredients from these other Penis Growth Enhancement products.

(Um, this is actually how they get the ingredients for the herbal products that they sell. They buy something, try it out, like it, copyright it and make it theirs too. We're not dealing with geniuses here.)

They switched a few ingredients around so LONGitude didn't match either one exactly, copyright it, had a company bottle the pills dirt cheap, wrote a cheesey little pamphlet and started mailing out brochures on their wonderful new product designed by "scientists who worked on Viagra for Pfizer". (By the way, this was the start of their un-do since the 1996 injunction stated they cannot solicit procucts through the Postal Service if they are based in AZ.) LOL Gimme a break.

Watch www.cp-receivership.com's court records selection and if he's honest, that is what will be said, give or take a few sentences. Didn't you catch the Sept. '01 article put out on the AP? There's a potential class action lawsuit for the statements they made about their made up 96% results AND Pfizer has even tossed around suing for using their name and their product's name.

I'm not kidding, it's all out there, you just have too look. Everything I have posted here on RipOffReport has been 100% fact, I'm not going to start lying now. I'm not sure who you are and don't really care much to be straight with you but you seem confused about the integrity (or lack of integrity) when it comes to the people involved with CP Direct.

Therefore, if your penis grew, good for you! But, please don't think it was the LONGitude. The Yohimbee probably gave you a big stiffy but you can buy that a lot cheaper at Walmart and I'm fairly certain you won't have your credit card charged multiple times by them. Or maybe it was just a 'big' day for you.

Also, do you really want to put these herbal concoctions into your body? I highly doubt they have a clue about drug interactions of the herbs in LONGitude or with other medication you may be taking. Remember, herbs are a medication. Do you trust these people to prescibe you something? What if you got someone pregnant while you are taking LONGitude? Are you positive the baby would be born free of birth defects from LONGitude? Do you suppose they thought of that? There is not a warning is there? Do you want to be the first to find out the hard way?? Think about it.
In addition, the FBI, Police, and Customs do not raid a business, take multiple homes, cars, jewelry, bank accounts, and the office equipment on a hunch something's not right. These people have played this game too many times.
Hopefully, thanks to RipOffReport, this will be their final strike. The world would function a lot better without people preying on other's weaknesses.

Plus, and this is just a thought, don't you think if there was really something a medication or herb that would make your penis grow that your doctor would be able to prescribe it to you? Hm....??

By the way, THANK YOU RIPOFFREPORT for doing your part in shutting CP Direct down. I, personally, appreciate more than you'll ever know.

Sorry about the super long post but I needed to get this off of my chest after I read that silly quip.
Sincerely,
Charlie Brown
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#3 Consumer Suggestion

Wake up you silly person...

AUTHOR: Charlie - ()

This is how LONGitude was born folks...Passafiume and cohorts purchased other Penis Growth Enhancement products. After they had these in hand they made the "recipe"/ ingredient list for Longitude by putting together ingredients from these other Penis Growth Enhancement products.

(Um, this is actually how they get the ingredients for the herbal products that they sell. They buy something, try it out, like it, copyright it and make it theirs too. We're not dealing with geniuses here.)

They switched a few ingredients around so LONGitude didn't match either one exactly, copyright it, had a company bottle the pills dirt cheap, wrote a cheesey little pamphlet and started mailing out brochures on their wonderful new product designed by "scientists who worked on Viagra for Pfizer". (By the way, this was the start of their un-do since the 1996 injunction stated they cannot solicit procucts through the Postal Service if they are based in AZ.) LOL Gimme a break.

Watch www.cp-receivership.com's court records selection and if he's honest, that is what will be said, give or take a few sentences. Didn't you catch the Sept. '01 article put out on the AP? There's a potential class action lawsuit for the statements they made about their made up 96% results AND Pfizer has even tossed around suing for using their name and their product's name.

I'm not kidding, it's all out there, you just have too look. Everything I have posted here on RipOffReport has been 100% fact, I'm not going to start lying now. I'm not sure who you are and don't really care much to be straight with you but you seem confused about the integrity (or lack of integrity) when it comes to the people involved with CP Direct.

Therefore, if your penis grew, good for you! But, please don't think it was the LONGitude. The Yohimbee probably gave you a big stiffy but you can buy that a lot cheaper at Walmart and I'm fairly certain you won't have your credit card charged multiple times by them. Or maybe it was just a 'big' day for you.

Also, do you really want to put these herbal concoctions into your body? I highly doubt they have a clue about drug interactions of the herbs in LONGitude or with other medication you may be taking. Remember, herbs are a medication. Do you trust these people to prescibe you something? What if you got someone pregnant while you are taking LONGitude? Are you positive the baby would be born free of birth defects from LONGitude? Do you suppose they thought of that? There is not a warning is there? Do you want to be the first to find out the hard way?? Think about it.
In addition, the FBI, Police, and Customs do not raid a business, take multiple homes, cars, jewelry, bank accounts, and the office equipment on a hunch something's not right. These people have played this game too many times.
Hopefully, thanks to RipOffReport, this will be their final strike. The world would function a lot better without people preying on other's weaknesses.

Plus, and this is just a thought, don't you think if there was really something a medication or herb that would make your penis grow that your doctor would be able to prescribe it to you? Hm....??

By the way, THANK YOU RIPOFFREPORT for doing your part in shutting CP Direct down. I, personally, appreciate more than you'll ever know.

Sorry about the super long post but I needed to get this off of my chest after I read that silly quip.
Sincerely,
Charlie Brown
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#4 UPDATE EX-employee responds

CP DIRECT IS DOWN AND WILL BE OUT !!!! TOTALY FRAUDULENT PRODUCTS

AUTHOR: Jack - ()

This is in reply to "C from Scottsdale"s' comment. You are one of many who want to beleive you obtained results from using longitude. Take it from an ex-employee who worked closer to Consoli and Passafiume than most, the products were a complete fraud and that fact was aknowleged by the owners. The whole concept of the company was to rip off as many people on a large scale as possible.

You wanted to beleive you were working for a legitamate buisness, but the truth always becomes evident in the long run. These bottomfeeders are longtime criminals that have always been working on scams to get rich quick. When one venture failed, on to the next project.Until they hit paydirt with longitude.

A pill that promises penial growth. They banked on the effects that dried oyster meat and yohimbe have on some peoples sex drive. Obviously these ingredients can and do have an effect on the sex drive, but do absolutely nothing to enhance the size of the male organ. As i said, these facts were clearly known by Consoli and Passafiume. These phony products are the least of their criminal acts. You will all see as time reveals the extent of their criminal activities. Jack, Scottsdale
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#5 UPDATE EX-employee responds

CP Direct hit down but not out

AUTHOR: C - ()

On Tues May 23rd 10:30 am, attorney general agents and customs agents raided the company building. Although $23 Million dollars was seized from the owners, that amount was only associated with the company bank accounts and did not reflect personal savings accounts.

None of the owners were arrested nor charged with crimes they can be jailed for and most likely never will be.

As for people getting their money back from the new owners, good luck! You will have to file a claim with the state of AZ and wait several months to get a a portion of it back if you get any at all.

As a former employee I can see how many people were upset with the company and the way they did business but I know several co-workers that have taken Longitude including myself and have seen results worth paying for.

Many times I had talked to people who claimed to have had two inches or more of growth and were very satisfied with the product, but were frustrated with trying to cancel. It was at that point they started a system to cancel orders through the order department.

More than 350 people per day utilized the "Customer cancel sheet" and were cancelled within 48-72 hours. In all, regardless of what some people say about longitude, it had real results and was never a fake product.
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#6 UPDATE EX-employee responds

FBI, Scottsdale Police, and Customs showed up there at 11:00 AM today

AUTHOR: Cindy - ()

Don't worry I worked there about a month ago when I noticed what was going on I walked out. Yesterday 5-23-02 the place was seized along with all of the owners houses cars etc. Now is the time to take action. The FBI, Scottsdale Police, and Customs showed up there at 11:00 AM today.

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#7 Consumer Suggestion

CP Direct - Morty's trip to Scottsdale

AUTHOR: charlie - ()

Morty, I agree and would like to be given a heads-up when you are back and ready to get together somehow. Possibly a chatroom even?? I have to laugh, I always thought their first mistake was pissing me off! I have info you may want too, but cannot reveal who I am either. Good luck on your trip! There's one thing these people forgot - you can't buy class.

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