Hero House Randy "the douche bag sea turtle egotistical maniac" Haveson. Kelly "god damnit he just got pushed around in highschool but that's no reason to be a fairy b**ch" Moselle Auschwitz and Dachau would probably be more enjoyable than the power tripping, dishonest bastards that work at this "highly regarded" halfway house Internet

I am a person that attempts to take everybody they meet at face value. Take everything that anyone saysvwith a grain of salt, buts mans word is his word, and it should be kept. Firstly, Randy Haveson is the most obnoxious, egotistical self promoting lying piece of s**t that literally does nothing good for anyone with the exception of himself. He simply wastes perfectly good oxygen and breathes out carbon monoxide. The little Napoleon syndrome bastard loves nothing more than to hear his own obnoxious voice rant about how awesome of a person he is, as he tries to convince you the listener than he isn't the enormous waste of life that he is. I'm sure some people are drawn and perhaps even slightly convinced by his pure and utter bulls**t...do not be fooled people of the world, Randy Haveson absolutely rips off every resident that goes through any of his houses...he makes outrageous promises of guidelines and rules which are rarely followed. Most of the time they are simply pulled out the a** off the second area of my complaint. However I digress, to give everyone the short and skinny of it, Randy is a no good low down cheating, lying, greedy, egotistical wanna be PHd with no such title. He is as qualified to counsel someone as Hitler would be for running a day care. Recovery is a tough place to be in a young persons life...and Randy takes it upon himself to give life advice from all of the crazy success he has had in every aspect of life. Randy will stun you with his over powering intellect that he talks so much about...in short, Randy Havesons skeezy, dishonest, and wayyyyy to large ego are only very few of many reasons not to ever associate yourself with him or his company...this man's soul ability to never shut the f**k up is absolutely mind blowing. Such a horrible greedy piece of s**t...

The second part of this report is about the really 2nd in charge person at Hero House...a person who honesty and integrity isn't too high on the priority list for. Before I go on it's only fair to say that Kelly although still not a grade A human being he does have a small heart which has good in it...compared to Randy Haveson's which is simply black, cold, and gutless. However, your child will have the unique ability to have to deal with a half a** program that is run quite terribly. Kelly is absolutely maniacal about having a the houses look like no one lives there. Pristine condition, however this hypocrite has the dirtiest f**king car and apartment ever. It's hard for especially young college kids to listen to someone who flaps his big a** mouth continuously, yet never does anything he preaches. Perfect example is talking about how important community service is, and how important it is to get up in the morning to feed the homeless in Atlanta on Xmas...but then the soulless bastard doesn't even show up himself with a f**king candy cane for these people...won't shake their hands of these poor homeless folks but will yell at you in his little b**chy voice if u don't. (which was done to begin with out of care for these people). Kelly is a sad sad example of what happens to people who are pushed around in high school. They grow up and get into a position of some form of power however misplaced it may be, and then feels the need to power trip on some college age guys. He isn't in recovery, although he talks like he has lived through the hell of addiction, but alas, he has not. Kelly loves nothing more than to pull new rules out his ass to crack his mighty whip which he so desires. He also enjoys splitting up the community if there are people he doesn't like. He will take away a TV as "punishment" like some college age kids are 10 years old again. Then he will lie about reasons why as well as many other things. A TV is obviously a smaller example of far too many to count sadly. Kelly annoys all the house managers with his prissy b**chy female attitude, I swear to god he's the only man of earth with a period. There is no communication whatsoever between the different levels of management at hero house. In closing I will simply say that Hero House with all the extra bulls**t that gets thrown at your kid when he or she is probably facing a difficult transition on life only makes relapsing come quicker...give your kid a chance and keep him out of Hero House. The shi**y way it is run is only coupled by the piece of s**t who owns it really make it just a toxic place. So if you want your kid to have to deal with Gestapo's on a daily basis than Hero-House-Birkenau is probably right up your ally.