Intoxicated Chocolates Jeffrey Rogers Intoxicated Sleazeballs, Dungballs, Dirtballs... Chocolate? Crestwood , Kentucky

I ordered 4 boxes of Intoxicated Chocolates, with six "highest-quality Swedish Chocolates" in each, filled with the liquor of choice for my daughter at Christmas, 2012. The box, far larger than it needed to be, was a $12.95 Priority Mail box, for around a pound of "chocolates." It arrived on the 24th, and my daughter was already out of town for the holidays, and just as well.

I opened the postal box to find four 3X5" cheap, gold-foil comparmented boxes with 6 little brown, bedaubed,  amateurish-looking, somewhat spherical objects rattling around in them. They bore absolutely no resemblance to the pictures or descriptions on the website. I would be embarrassed to give them as a gift, and I certainly had no desire to try them myself. I contacted Intoxicated Chocolates immediately, asking for a refund and a Retur n Label,and after numerous emails, they finally told me on January 1st that they would refund my money. It's February 7th, and they haven't.

Today, I thought since I seem to be stuck with them, I'd try one, to see if maybe they tasted better than they looked, and I could give them to her for Valentine's Day, No way!

They taste even nastier than they look. Relatively tasteless, grainy, chocolate with so little liqeuer inside it couldn't even be discerned - it just felt clammy and messy. I spit it out.

The supposed retail price on these abominations, counting the way-too-high postage, was around $2.00 each piece. You'd have to pay me a lot more than that to eat one.

Stay away! False advertising, execrable business.