Mark Shlosberg Marcus, Crypt Keeper, Gargamel, Ninja, Viet'Nam Vet., Indian Shaman, A liar, to begin with. Charlatan, Bullsh*t Artist, Ancient, Defiler, Incompetent, Lazy, Fetishist, Freak, Sexual Deviant, Walking Ghost, Grand Prarie, Texas

This report is being made for an incompetent fool of a pagan. To my knowledge he has never proven a damn thing to the members of the church in which he served. He had to constantly bullsh*t to "one-up" any person whom spoke in his presence. Even down to the fact that he would argue as to his cat being fatter than any others.

He claims to have an ordination, this is false. He claims to have a doctorate. This is also false. He has none of the paperwork needed to prove said claims.  According to Mark he served in Viet Nam, this is also false. He would constantly lay claims to have lost his Jewishness during the bloody conflict.

To have seen the "greenman" in the nature around him coinciding with the death. All of this is, Bullsh*t. He idolizes Frank Dux, claims that Dux's training is what saved his life in said conflict. All lies. He also claims to Trained under Chuck Norris during the Korea conflict. Starting to sound ridiculous yet?

I shall continue, he calls himself a Ninja, not in the Insane Clown Possie way, but as an actual martial artist Ninja. Pagan High Priest Ninja, and still the list goes on.  He claims to have started his life in a synagogue, in training as a Rabbi.  His only experience with the Quaballah was supposedly learned during this time. Even his knowledge of his own people's history is a sham. 

He is so ashamed of who he is and the lies he has constantly told, he turns to the Native American people's and wishes to become one of their Shaman. Utter stupidity for a white man. Let alone a Jew.  His claims even extend to smoking peyote with a tribe of Native Americans.  If your knowledge of their customs does not pass below the surface, they do not and cannot allow an outsider into their High Rituals. 

The only truth I have heard him spout is being aligned with Fetish groups from Texas to Arizona.  This sick f*ck constantly tries to force other men upon his mentally fractured wife. Within the past few years she has undergone various surgeries for brain tumors. Making her barely smarter that a child.  He takes this poor woman to FetLife meetings. Cruelty, pure and unadulterated.  

This man, before his lies were brought unto the light, was given a position of minor control to run a leg of a Satanic Church. His bullsh*t was quickly known to the leaders, who were stuck with the useless f*ck until they found his replacement. He was give three groups to start his branch, but as you can see he has no knowledge of the Occult and he assumed that all satanists wanted nothing more than sex. From legal Church to Sex club. Disgusting. 

In summary this bullsh*t artist goes by many titles. Pagan High Priest Ninja Rabbi Fetishist Shaman.