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Complaint Review: Double Duty Dollar Delight - Meggido Nevada

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  • Double Duty Dollar Delight 722-98 Via Maris Meggido, Nevada United States of America

Double Duty Dollar Delight The Cheap Crap from China Store Cured my cancer but gave me curly hair on the soles of my feet Meggido, Nevada

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I have bone cancer.  It's not as serious as it sounds because the doctor tole me that I have nearly 206 bones in my body and only a couple of them have cancer.  At least he said he was a doctor.  And he was wearing a white coat.

So I go to the Double Duty Dollar Store to buy a cane.  This guy there he says "why you want a cane" and I am like " cancer!  duh!" and he sells me a nice cane for a dollar.  But you see, as it turns out, all I had was a two dollar bill so the guy says 'I don't have any change unless you want it in pennies but I have something else you might like.'

The Cheap Crap from China Store is where I met my wife and where I found a child abandoned in a stroller that we later adopted (sort-of) so I figure maybe he has something good that I really cannot live without.  He hands me this bottle of stuff and it's all brown and a little slimy and he's like 'the last guy I sold a bottle of this to this said it cured his bone cancer'.  I looks at the label and it says 'hair tonic' and I axe him 'hair tonic?' and he is like 'yep'!

He keeps the entire two dollars and I leave with a fairly decent re-manufactured cane from China (made of recycled milk cartons!) and a little bottle.  I limp home and these cats are following me because the cane still smells like milk.  But, whatever.  I drink the bottle of hair tonic like the guy says, while my wife massages the leg that has the bone cancer.  Then I drink a quart of whiskey to get the hair tonic taste out of my mouth (and my wife off my leg).

I wake up a day or two later and, what do you know?  No more cancer!  I am so happy I pee my pants.  And that's when I discover that the bottom of my foot feels kinda odd.  I am taking off my wet pants and notice that the bottom of my right foot has curly hair on it.  It didn't have no curly hair on it before I drank that hair tonic!  So either that hair tonic that cured my cancer gave me hairy soles or my wife did something weird with my foot while I was unconscious.  What do you think?

I am never going back to the Double Duty Dollar Delight store ever again.  Even if I do get out of jail and get a couple of dollars to spend.  The cane still works though.



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