• Report: #1106650

Complaint Review: Psychic Christopher Golden

  • Submitted: Thu, December 12, 2013
  • Updated: Wed, January 29, 2014

  • Reported By: Caddy Shack Art — Toronto Alabama
Psychic Christopher Golden
9107 Wilshire Boulevard Beverly Hills, California USA

Psychic Christopher Golden / Uninvited Johnson / Free Willy / 90210 my God / Something in the Genes Beverly Hills Psychic, Psychic to the Stars, Celebrity Psychic, Beverly Hills California

*Consumer Comment: I'm not sure...

*Consumer Comment: Make the most of it

*Consumer Comment: I am also a "member"

*Consumer Comment: p***s envy!

*Consumer Comment: You are either a TOTAL LUNATIC, or...

*Author of original report: Psychic Christopher Golden

*Consumer Comment: Hell Fire Awaits Psychic Christopher Golden

*Consumer Comment: Crazy but true....

*Consumer Comment: What meds did you forget to take?

*Consumer Comment: A pretty funny fiction story

*Consumer Comment: "WEINER POEM"...

*Consumer Comment: This is what he does!

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Psychic Christopher Golden put a spell on me to cause me to grow p***s.  At first I thought it was because I accidentally clicked on one of those text ads for p***s growth.  But then I used my head, very hard, and I realized that a celebrity psychic had put a p***s spell on me.

Allow me to explain my predickament...

Over the Summer I gave $75 for a 15 minute psychic session from Psychic Christopher Golden at Psychic90210.…  I wanted to get back together with my ex.  We are both women.

Chris told me that the Patty went back to her husband Jermaine was that she was going through a "phase" and did not prefer women.  He said she was not a l*****n which I find to be a bigoted comment. [continued below]....

.....  This made me very distraught as this also means she does not prefer me.  I could not stop hiting myself.  I have since spent a considerable amount of time and money in therapy, thanks to Mr. Golden, the homophobe.

In the winter of my discontent, I booked a 1 hour session for $300 with Chris the Golden psychic. 

 I asked this jerk if there was any kind of spell he could do to make Patty want to come back to me.  He said that spells do not work.  He said spell casters are scam artists and not to waste my money.

I offered to pay Chris my entire life savings.  Still the homophobe said no.  This costed me even more money as my therapist said I had to go and see her now every single day or else the state won't send me my check.

Finally I booked another 1 hour session with Homophobe 90210 and he sent me back a refund, with an email saying he does not feel he can help me.  I was so mad I could not stop pacing and praying to Jesus.  Jesus.

I begged Chris with several messages and emails and now he has really done it.  Chris did in fact a spell on me and this morning I woke up as a man.  I know have a male genital part that I do not remember having there before.  I'm almost positive that I have never had this before.  I do not appreciate this as it was not what I asked for.  Every time I look at it, it's pointing back at me.  Also, I can't seem to stop playing with it.  I thought he said no spells.  No spells he said, and now he has cast a spell on me.

I feel that this is classic false advertising.  I contacted Patty and told her about my new part and she will still not talk to me.  And she is getting a restraining order for civil harassment.  I have emailed Mr. Golden dozens of times and he has blocked me and also threatened me with legal action.  I am going to take this matter to the Department of Homeland Security.

This report was posted on Ripoff Report on 12/12/2013 11:24 PM and is a permanent record located here: http://www.ripoffreport.com/r/Psychic-Christopher-Golden/Beverly-Hills-California-90210/Psychic-Christopher-Golden-Uninvited-Johnson-Free-Willy-90210-my-God-Something-in-1106650. The posting time indicated is Arizona local time. Arizona does not observe daylight savings so the post time may be Mountain or Pacific depending on the time of year.

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#1 Consumer Comment

I'm not sure...

AUTHOR: Alexander - ()

I'm not sure if you are crazy or just unappreciative of this psychic mysticism. When I ordered a part from Psychic Christopher Golden, I got it and it was exciting. It came perfectly and was a good backup for me. I use it all the time, it's like a member of the family. A familly jewel you might say.

You should do your part, and appreciate the wonderful jewel you have been given. It is a part worth exploring and seeing if it comes naturally to you. Psychic Christopher Golden can come anytime he wants to as far as I'm concerned. He plays the part so well.

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#2 Consumer Comment

Make the most of it

AUTHOR: Callida - ()

I found a lot of new and exciting uses for my new member - here are some suggestions so you can make the most of it. Baseball bat, coffee stir stick when you're in a pinch, something to hang clothes or a coat on, book holder when lying down and reading, pretend snake to scare someone, elevator button presser, and much much more. Use your imagination - you'll be having fun with it in no time.

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#3 Consumer Comment

I am also a "member"

AUTHOR: Billie - ()

Whoa, I thought I was the only lucky one to gain "member"ship to this exclusive club. I am happy to be a "member" and am having a lot of fun with it. Enjoy it! If you need to learn what to do with it, give Monica Lewinsky a call!

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#4 Consumer Comment

p***s envy!

AUTHOR: carolsa - ()

I read this tragic story and think that Christopher may well be the devil incarnate as others have said.   I knew you were telling the truth the second you said the people in the library were getting fed up with you taking pictures of your new member.   Men love to whip out their junk and send pics of it.   I know cuz I have recieved some from men [just dangling in mid air]. Not your fault Sister!

However, I am a glass half full kind of gal and think having a p***s might be fun for a week or two.  I might try it out before sending Chris all my wordly possessitions to make it go away. Answer me if you can.  Does Mr. Golden allow you to select the size you want? Can you parallel park much better now?  How about lines in the bathroom?  I mean chicks take FOREVER while guys are in and out!

Which begs another question. Has it become less about cuddling these days?  And have your reached your goal in under three minutes? If you can get to five, heck I might date you myself. Oh well, the glass is now half empty. Love a good beer buzz early in the morning. Cheers froom C


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#5 Consumer Comment

You are either a TOTAL LUNATIC, or...

AUTHOR: Ken - ()


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#6 Author of original report

Psychic Christopher Golden

AUTHOR: Caddy Shack Art - ()

Psychic Christopher Golden ripped off my arm.  He ripped it right off.  Christopher Golden psychic uses smear spray to remove the ice from the windshield of his car.  The car got repossessed as the seller was unfair.  At the county fair the air was part of the fare.  In my wildest dreams I would not file a lawsuit because my right arm got ripped off by Psychic Christopher Golden.


Psychic Christohper Golden.  Christopher Golden Psychic.  Beverly Hills Psychic Christopher Golden.  He ripped off my arm.  My arm has been ripped off.  My other arm is jealous even though he has it.  How many arms does Psychic Christopher Golden have?



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#7 Consumer Comment

Hell Fire Awaits Psychic Christopher Golden

AUTHOR: Lester Graham - ()

Every morning I wake up and I think about the psychic reading I got from this man.  There is only one logical way he could have possibly known so much about me and that is the Prince of Darkness empowers him.  This was no slight of hand or a clever turning of a phrase.  He knew.  He say things before they happened. 

But what I find troubling is that, when asked, he said he was not a Christian.  If that is so, and yet he is able to foresee the future, then this is what the Bible calls sorcery and the Book of Leviticus is quite clear that stoning is the correct punishment.

America is a Christian nation.  And we are being taken over by psychics and new agers.  This man will try to mesmerize you and I think I know what comes next.  He will take your religion from you and give you his.  He even states on his website that his work is part of his religion.

This man must be stopped.  I pray to the Lord that, if it be His will to please strike Psychic Christopher Golden down.  A lake of eternal hellfire awaits.

This is not a Christian man. 



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#8 Consumer Comment

Crazy but true....

AUTHOR: Jeff J - ()

Why did I pay him $1000? He has really nice eyes, that's why! I saw those eyes and wanted to throw all my money at him just for a chance to talk to him. I paid for an hour, and all I wanted was to hear that beautiful voice. He spoke and spoke, telling me about myself... he knew me inside and out... it was dreamy. So dreamy that I really didn't pay much attention to his advice or what he was saying. I don't even remember why I called him, besides just to hear the voice behind those beautiful eyes.
Well, now the call is over, and I am $1000 poorer, and I don't even really remember what he said... all I remember is his voice. I think he might have hypnotized me, or put a spell on me to make me forget what he said.
He probably just wants me to call back and pay him another $1000... what a scammer. I still might do it though... because that voice was oh so dreamy. And those eyes....

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#9 Consumer Comment

What meds did you forget to take?

AUTHOR: Tony - ()

My amazing psychic Christopher Golden told me about this report - and I didn't believe him. I had to see it with my own eyes. Now that I am here, I had to write a rebuttal to say that you must be totally crazy.

Chris is the best psychic I have ever spoken to. I hope nobody ever believes your crazy story, because if they did, they would be missing out on a chance to talk to the best psychic around.

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#10 Consumer Comment

A pretty funny fiction story

AUTHOR: ramjet - ()

 Maybe you should write a book.  I would hope there is no one dumb enough to believe it.

Pretty funny though.



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AUTHOR: Karl - ()

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#12 Consumer Comment

This is what he does!

AUTHOR: Jeff J - ()

The reason why Chis turned you into a man was to get you to have to pay him to get your womanhood back.  I don't care if your a lez.  That's your business.  Your going to have to answer to God and he loves all of us the same so don't worry about it.

Chris gets into people's heads so he can get their money.  I have had several dreams now where I lost my p***s, only to wake up in a panic.  I think that's Chris.  I want my $400 back and even if I have to write a hundred Rip Off Reports, using every trick in the book I am a Fox.  I am a chess player.


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