Report: Mamasan Massage
Category: Massage Parlor
Mamasan Massage parlor ripoff Los Angeles California
*Consumer Suggestion ..This Place Is Now Closed
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Mamasan Massage
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Los Angeles, California, 90004
U.S.A.
Submitted: 10/11/2004 12:37:05 AM
Modified: 4/11/2007 1:31:28 AM
Hugh G
Long Beach, CaliforniaI went to this massage place to get a massage. I saw the curtains on the outside and that closed dark rooms with towells and baby oil there on the table, so I figured that it was a full service place. They wanted $45 for the half hour and they try to talk you into the hour job, but that's just a waste of time, because the broad will usually have you done inside of 20 minutes, unless you have problems. I got in there and here comes the massage broad. She was a mamasan alright. She was about 40+ and in the massage world, that's WAY past the SELL BY date. I couldnt believe it. I was disgusted through the whole thing and I was outta there. The rip off is that they have the young sexy broads in the front to get you in there, THEN when youre in, BAM! The door shuts and you are stuck with a mamasan for the half hour. YUCK! I should have gone to TJ.
Jim
El Segundo, California
U.S.A.
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Updates & Rebuttals:
- I thought prostitution was illegal in CA. Jesse [10/11/2004 5:09:31 AM]
- I Agree With Jim. James [10/17/2004 10:37:44 PM]
- I Also Agree With Jim Hugh G Rekshun [10/18/2004 1:21:02 AM]
- Shame On You, Man Of No Faith Reverand Benny Hinn, PhD. [10/24/2004 10:46:52 PM]
- DEAR REVEREND HINN Jim [10/25/2004 12:25:43 AM]
- I Have No Problem Jose [11/1/2004 10:04:14 PM]
- Ripped off! Shawn [1/21/2005 7:08:37 AM]
- I Guess They Changed Management Ed [10/29/2005 11:16:49 PM]
- Just A Few Questions... Lynda [10/30/2005 5:07:26 AM]
- Here's an idea... Paul [11/5/2005 9:26:25 PM]
- Response To Lynda Above ...Why should a guy have to pay for your dinner and kiss your ass to just MAYBE get a little nooky later. Jim [11/6/2005 6:32:30 PM]
- A good Christian? - sick of you bible thumpers thinking your better than the rest of us Steve [11/28/2005 5:41:56 AM]
- I Get It Now Jim - you are my new hero and my new mentor! Lynda [12/1/2005 3:20:27 AM]
- All That Griping And No Real Response... Jim [12/1/2005 7:45:32 PM]
- Sarcastic responses cloud the real problems of being a US Male Chris [1/3/2006 5:52:11 PM]
- See it from both sides Robert [1/4/2006 8:26:25 AM]
- Mamasan It seems the more money I have, the better looking I get John [1/4/2006 12:17:50 PM]
- FOR LINDA IN ARVADA Rob [1/5/2006 4:55:17 PM]
- FOR LINDA IN ARVADA Jim [1/18/2006 2:02:05 AM]
- Ok Socrates..enough John [1/19/2006 1:12:42 PM]
- aenough already! Tom [6/8/2006 11:58:11 AM]
- WELL, WE ALL LEARNED ONE THINK James [9/4/2006 10:10:13 PM]
- This Place Is Now Closed Jody [4/10/2007 11:32:28 PM]
I thought prostitution was illegal in CA.
You are a sick individual. You made the decision to be solicit someone who is doing something illegal. I'm glad that you were disappointed. I can't believe that you saw fit to file a ripoff report on this issue.
Mamasan Massage Parlor? What the....? You are a complete and total moronic idiot. You're lucky that you didn't catch something that would make your whacker fall of.
You people out there in freako-land never cease to amaze me. I have to admit that when I first read your ripoff, I absolutely laughed my ass off. Then I realized that some fruit-loop from CA wrote and figured that it wasn't a joke.
Listen boss, there's plenty of porn on the internet. Surely you're not some damn ugly that you couldn't find a decent woman to plow. For the love of God, get a life!
Submitted: 10/17/2004 10:37:44 PM
Modified: 10/17/2004 11:08:37 PM
James
Los Angeles, CaliforniaU.S.A.
I Agree With Jim.
I know this place you speak of. I've been there a couple of times when I was in the area on a business trip.
I too, have been ripped off by this massage parlor/stroke shop which promises excellent relaxing exstacy but only focuses on getting as much money out of the customer.
There is this old Mamasan who sits at the sign in desk and greets you with a wrinkled toothless smile. After she strongly suggests the massuese will gladly give me 'absolute full service' (nudge, nudge. Wink, wink) if I pay the $80 for a full hour, I was eventually pressured into accepting the full hour service.
Just before going into the room, I passed by a small waiting room with five girls in there sitting on cushions on the floor all chatting and watching TV. I stopped for a while and got a good look at all of them.
They seemed to have large silicone breasts with long shapely legs. When I stripped down inside the room, I had my face down on the table and heard the door slowly open. I asked the massuese her name and she said in a sweet Asian voice, 'Candy.'
'wow' I thought. I'm in heaven. It must be the girl with the large breasts and the short blue mini dress who greeted me with a smile as I looked in that little room where I was passing by.
She dimmed the lights and used baby oil to give a nice back rub down which quickly gave me a hard-on. Her hands were nice and soft and I could feel her body pressing up against mine as she was massaging my back.
Then she asked me to turn over.By this time I was fully errect. I turned over only to discover the massuese was the old lady at the front desk who had no teeth.
I jumped up and went totally limp. I asked for my money back and they said no. The old lady said to calm down as she wasn't finished and she offered me a quick hand job. I refused and quickly got dressed.
I urge you not to patronize this massage parlor as what you see is definitely not what you'll get.
Submitted: 10/18/2004 1:21:02 AM
Modified: 10/18/2004 9:36:16 PM
Hugh G Rekshun
Los Angeles, CaliforniaU.S.A.
I Also Agree With Jim
This place is a bait and switch for sure. I had to MASTUR bait and switch places because I gave up hope on these places. Now, I just click my heels and say: There's no place like TJ... There's no place like TJ...
Submitted: 10/24/2004 10:46:52 PM
Modified: 10/24/2004 11:53:44 PMReverand Benny Hinn, PhD.
Orange County, CaliforniaU.S.A.
Shame On You, Man Of No Faith
You are a disgusting filthy hethan to be posting material of this nature. I was shocked and deeply offended by your disgusting behavior. I am a good Christian who always monitors this site. You should not be in these types of houses which encourage and offer illicit acts.
I think you need praying for. How can you go to a house of prostitution and then have the gall to publicly post about it?
You need to get down on your knees at once and ask God for forgiveness. You need to repent. You should be sending your money into Trinity Broadcasting Network instead of giving to these filthy disgusting low life prostitutes who put up a front by pretending to operate a legitimate massage parlor.
God needs the money more than these Asian women with no morals or no religion. And shame on you sir, for having to publicly broadcast your dirty laundry in such a way that even your neighbors now know what you do in your free time.
You should be in church. Next time you come to church, let me know and I'll pray for you. And when you do get to church, don't forget and bring your wallet.
Submitted: 10/25/2004 12:25:43 AM
Modified: 10/25/2004 11:44:56 PMJim
Los Angeles, CaliforniaU.S.A.
DEAR REVEREND HINN
I know that your PhD stands for 'Piled hi & Deep, but would at least expect you to spell the word REVEREND correctly. Not that we don't believe that you really are Benny Hinn.
I Have No Problem
I went in there a couple of weeks ago and was assisted by a young Latina girl. She showed me the room, but first I pay to cough up $50 just before I saw the massage room. So i go in there and strip right down and the lady says I had to take off my underwear as well.
Whooopee! I thought. here we go, another whore house who fronts as a legit massage parlor. Anyways, she gives me this great massage and then asks me to turn over.
When i turned over on my back I got a better look at her. She was beautiful and she put the bottle of baby oil to good use. (if you know what I mean) I left there completely satisfied and full of energy.
I want to see the old mamasan, but I guess she must have called in sick or something because I didn't see her.
Ripped off!
I am aware of this toothless Mamasan, for she has also pulled the old bait and switch on me.
I paid for an 'around the world' oriental massage, with a little Shitzu fingerwork thrown in for good measure.
Laying on my stomach, I felt fingers exploring my nether regions. As I partook of this special treat, the now-brown fingers reached around my shoulder and pulled me over so that I lay on my hind quarters. My eyes were closed and so I did not notice the visual splendor of my host.
As my massuese rubbed mineral oil and Vick Vapor rub on my sore, throbbing muscles, I opened my eyes and was greeted by a most heinous sight. Mamasan was toothless, well, not exactly toothless. She did have small nubs of blackened teetch.
Oh,was I disgusted. As soon as she finished relieving my mucles (Asians call it 'chopping down the tree'), I gathered my belongings and quickly left this location, never to return. This place falsely advertised and I am glad that I have a place to file my complaints.
Blessed be!
Submitted: 10/29/2005 11:16:49 PM
Modified: 10/29/2005 11:16:49 PMEd
Los Angeles, CaliforniaU.S.A.
I Guess They Changed Management
I went to the massage palor mentioned last night. I observed a very cute and sexy young Mexican girl at the desk. I told her I wanted a massage 'With a Happy Ending'. She told me it was going to be $80 cash or credit card plus whatever was negoiated with the massuse. I paid cash and was ushered into a small room with nothing more than a matress on the floor. The lights were very low so I couldnt see very well. But since I was warned in advance by this wonderful site, I made sure to get a good look at the girl before agreeing on anything. About 3 minutes later this STUNNIG petite Asian girl who looked no older than 18 came into the room. She was wearing a red silk bathrobe. I was in in shock. I told her I wanted a 'happy ending' and she said that she would give me a happy ending for free if I gave her a 'happy ending' - What a deal! Of course I said YES! The massage and hand-job were 2nd to none - including the ones I have gotten in Bankok, Rio or even Cedar Rapids. After I shot a load, she said, now its time for my happy ending. She told me to lay on my stomach. I rolled over and she opened her red silk robe and she displayed the largest hard cock I had ever seen in my life! She then rammed me in my booty hole so hard I thought I was gonna DIE! When she was done, she wiped her wiener on my shirt and walked out! I swear I never had experienced anything like THAT before.
I have an appointment to go back next thursday!
Just A Few Questions...
I obviously have never been in one of those places so I just have a few simple questions...
What is wrong with a guy that has to pay for it?
I work with about 40 men and listening to them talk none of them have to pay for it (so they say anyway), they do go to strip clubs which as I understand is a whole different ball game. They tip the girls at strip joints right?
So what is wrong with a man that has to go into an undercover ho house and pay for sex?
I am not being or trying to be sarcastic or demeaning I am just curious, and frankly the subject has come up before but not to any real deep seeded talk.
Is it because the man can not find anyone who wants anything to do with him? It is because the man is ugly and has to pay for it? Is it because the man just has no time to find a decent attractive woman that would go to dinner or do anything else with him? It is because he lacks any social skills to communicate with women? Is it because women give them that 'Touch me and I will turn gay' look? Is it just easier than finding a woman in other settings?
I was just wondering in case it is ever a question or Jeopardy, or if the subject comes up at our every morning bitch about the night before breakfast.
Here's an idea...
Perhaps part of the negotiation should be that we get to choose who comes into the room? Before we go into the room?
This was a funny post! LOVED it!
Response To Lynda Above ...Why should a guy have to pay for your dinner and kiss your ass to just MAYBE get a little nooky later.
Let me point out a few thigs to you honey. Guys go to these places and pay to get sex because they dont want any strings attached. Why should a guy have to pay for your dinner and kiss your ass to just MAYBE get a little nooky later. If he is REAL unfortunate, you will get pregnant and/or talk him into marrying you, BOTH of which are VERY costly for years, while you let yourself go and begin to proceed well past your 'sell by' date. a few years later, you will look like shit and the guy will have no choice but to stay with you because 'it's cheaper to keep her'. If a guy goes to a rub joint, you pay maybe $100 including the tip and youre satisfied. If a guy goes out with some girl on a regular date, he will probably spend a lot more than that and stil maybe not get any. Guys want sex. To most guys, believe it or not, that is the only thing that women are good for. You women basically sell yourselves in one way or another.
A good Christian? - sick of you bible thumpers thinking your better than the rest of us
Rev. Hinn,
What exactly is a good christian? I am really sick of you bible thumpers thinking your better than the rest of us.
God needs the money? What for? Why does god need money?
We regular 'hethans' as you put it do what we need to do to satisfy our urges, which does not include molesting little boys or girls like the church is so famous for. Is that what you meant by a good christian?
Clean up your own house before passing judgement on others.
I don't believe in god just because of sickos like you.
I Get It Now Jim - you are my new hero and my new mentor!
Thank you for setting me straight on that! Hmmm. I was trying to remember the last time I sold myself in one way or another... Wow. So that's why I have to work for a living. I have been giving away what I could have been getting paid for.
So let me get this right, Jimbo. When I meet a guy who seems to be able to count to 21 without dropping his pants, he really just wants me to buy him dinner and then fall over with my legs up in the air? THAT'S what I have been doing wrong! You are my savior and possibly even my new hero. NO, you are my new hero and my new mentor!
Now I know EXACTLY what to do next time a guy asks me out on a date. I will pick him up in my H2, so he will not have to pay for gas, oil wear and tear on his more than likely financed, and on the repo list vehicle.
I will take him to the most exclusive restaurant his table manners will afford us. I will make sure that I order the cheapest thing on the menu and he orders the most expensive thing. I will make sure he gets all of the booze and desert he can handle before he starts to fart.
During dinner I will stare at him all starry eyed as he tells me about his many ex wife's and how he has never paid a whore for sex because face it, only a disgusting looser would have to do that right? Knowing now that women are only good for 1 thing I will be sure to just smile and nod as he tells me the many lies that men tell while trying to get laid, but face it with your advice to me all I really have to do is buy his dinner and fall over with my legs up in the air, so that makes all conversation pointless anyway.
When the check comes I will slap his hand away from it and sweep it up, put it on a 22% interest credit card and make sure that I tip our server at least 30% on top of that.
I will be sure to over tip the valet as God how it would crush me for some man of his and your stature to think I am cheap.
On the way back to my house I will marvel at him in all his wonder, and then stop at the drug store.
Upon leaving the drug store I will proceed as fast as my little H2 will take us to the nearest whore house where I will slow down to 55 miles an hour before opening the door and giving him a shove.
I will then go home with my package from the drug store and replace my batteries in my vibrator, because if he was anything like you JIMBO, I would rather do it myself.
All That Griping And No Real Response...
No guy would want you for your charming personality, that's for sure. Nobody will be taking off with all of MY assets. And you need to get over the fact that all you or any other woman is really with a man so that man can have sex. Most women who drive an expensive cas as you mentioned, only has it because a man bought it for them. There are very few good looking girls who just happen to have a great job and expensive things. You are only worth your weight in P- - - Y. Get over it.
Sarcastic responses cloud the real problems of being a US Male
Few men believe that women are good only for sex, even if they say so. What we see in such statements is the frustration of living in this society where fairness and reason are gone.
If a relationship produces a pregnancy, the woman can get 1/2 of your income for 18 years. She can keep you in court and make you pay for 2 lawyers (yours and hers). She is the one with the control over terminating the pregnany; she is the one with control over taking her BC pill.
If she gets upset with you she can cry rape and regardless of what you say your life is ruined. I am not minimizing the problem of rape, but there must be some proof before a person's life is ruined.
The risks are such that I understand why a man would pay for sex the same way they'd pay for any other service. It is low risk. 90% of prostitution is oral sex. It is unlikely that anyone has contracted AIDS from receiving oral sex.
No complex battle of whits, manipulation, teases or hanging out in smoke-filled bars waiting to meet someone who pukes in your BMW ten minutes after you drive away.
And yes, some men are... asthetically challenged (fat, bald, old and ugly). Should they be denied carnal knowledge of a woman just because they're ugly?
See it from both sides
Men are good for security. Women are good for sex. This is a fact of life, going back to the days of cavemen. The men protected the women, and in return, the women got naked. Today, the trade-offs are about the same. The man provides a house and car, the woman gets naked. When women vote, it is nearly always for security, whereas men nearly always vote for freedom. Women want to be protected(as is natural) and men want to be left alone(also natural). This does not mean that women have no place in society, nor does it mean we should all just go around dragging women off to molest at will. In reality, women bring civility to a relationship. Men are pigs.
This reminds me of a joke....
A man walks up to a woman in a bar and asks, 'would you have sex with me for 50 cents'? The woman is aghast at the proposition and tells him 'NO'! He comes back a few minutes later and asks her again, 'would you have sex with me for $5000'? The woman thinks about it and answers, 'yes'. At this response, he asks her if she'd do it for $50. Now she's insulted and asks, 'what do you think I am...a whore'? He tells her 'THAT has already been established, all that is left is negotiating price'.
Ya'll have fun now, ya hear?
Mamasan It seems the more money I have, the better looking I get
Lynda,
You shouldn't be offended by the truth that was established by your sisters. My experience is that as a successful, articulate, well spoken business person, I am a moving target for gold diggers who's only real educational goals are to get their MRS. I have absolutely no problems getting women except maybe there are too many. It seems the more money I have, the better looking I get. But you know, some times a guy needs a break from the stupid shit we have to put up with before and after sex. Like listening to your opinion. Affluent white men are at the top of the food chain; you are not but want to be. Women have made themselves a commodity to be bought and sold. I didn't put them in business, they exploit themselves. You don't get it? Lament to Cosmo.
In the mean time I choose to date or just get a quickie where I choose. I will know that either way the person I am with really is interested in money, which equals security. Money is power and that is attractive. Money buys Mamasan the same things that you want except she won't spent one minute wondering why we didn't call her back. She was smart enough to keep her mouth shut….until the right moment and her legs spread. I will allow nature to take it's course and spread my seed as I can and hope I don't get too stupid and actually buy someone like you instead of renting one of mamsan's girls.
FOR LINDA IN ARVADA
Look, Men like variety! That's the bottom line really. You go to an AMP (Asian Massage Parlor) because you can walk in there, be greeted by beautiful women of all races, have them undress you, rub your body, give you a table shower, and then give you a 'happy ending'. You walk out relieved, and the lady usually gives you very friendly comments along the way. It's a fun trip to take and it makes us feel great! We don't look at it like cheating on a spouse, so it's a great way to get a little relief in a different world. I just wish the US was not so damn uptight about this kind of thing, because it would probably be a lot cheaper if it was legal everywhere!
The other reason men go to these places believe it or not is because of their embarrassment of becoming erect or even ejaculating during a normal massage! Now can you imagine this poor guy.
There you go I hope this clears it up.
By the way i am also a good christian man and attend church EVERY sunday with out fail. But there is just something about these places that i cannot resist :)
FOR LINDA IN ARVADA
Can someone please translate whatever message Linda is trying to convey into something that I might better be able to understand, like Yiddish or that Bushman clicking language? As it stands, I have no idea whether Linda is seriously claiming that we should be grateful for the precious freedom to be robbed and kicked in the face by such a noble creature as her or if it's simply the case that your support of my ideologies is an ideal way to tell hypocritical, cynical snollygosters just what you think of their nonsense. Let us note first of all that she should not humiliate, subjugate, and eventually eliminate everyone who wants to recognize and respect the opinions, practices, and behavior of others. Not now, not ever. Her collaborators get a thrill out of protesting. They have no idea what causes they're fighting for or against. For them, going down to the local protest, carrying a sign, hanging out with Linda, and meeting some other morbid propagandists is merely a social event. They're not even aware that Linda is guilty of at least one criminal offense. In addition, she frequently exhibits less formal criminal behavior, such as deliberate and even gleeful cruelty, explosive behavior, and a burning desire to promote racial superiority doctrines, ethnic persecution, imperialist expansion, and genocide.
When it comes to Linda's suggestions, I insist that we have drifted along for too long in a state of blissful denial and outright complacency. It's time to test the assumptions that underlie her homilies. The sooner we do that, the better, because Linda says that everyone would be a lot safer if she were to monitor all of our personal communications and financial transactions -- even our library records. Why on Earth does Linda need to monitor our library records? That's the big question. If you knew the answer to that then you'd also know why there is a proper place in life for hatred. Hatred of that which is wrong is a powerful and valuable tool. But when Linda perverts hatred in order to create anomie, it becomes clear that she keeps saying that she acts in the name of equality and social justice. Isn't that claim getting a little shopworn? I mean, we were put on this planet to be active, to struggle, and to foster mutual understanding. We were not put here to twist the truth, as Linda might believe. Linda shouldn't replace the search for truth with a situationist relativism based on wanton materialism. That would be like asking a question at a news conference and, too angry and passionate to wait for the answer, exiting the auditorium before the response. Both of those actions empty the meaning of such concepts as 'self,' 'justice,' 'freedom,' and other profundities. After all, if I were elected Ruler of the World, my first act of business would be to say 'no' to her wayward tracts. I would further use my position to inform certain segments of the Earth's population that Linda motivates people to join her lynch mob by using words like 'humanity', 'compassion', and 'unity'. This is a great deception. What Linda really wants to do is encourage every sort of indiscipline and degeneracy in the name of freedom. That's why Linda's deeds are based on hate. Hate, antipluralism, and an intolerance of another viewpoint, another way of life.
Linda refers to a variety of things using the word 'orbiculatoelliptical'. Translating this bit of jargon into English isn't easy. Basically, she's saying that fatuitous, foolish warmongers are more deserving of honor than our nation's war heroes, which we all know is patently absurd. At any rate, she is penny wise and pound foolish. Linda will almost certainly tiptoe around that glaringly evident fact, because if she didn't, you might come to realize that if I try really, really hard, I can almost see why she would want to devalue me as a person. It's not necessary to go into too long of a description about how Linda plans to slander those who are most systematically undervalued, underpaid, underemployed, underfinanced, underinsured, underrated, and otherwise underserved and undermined as undeserving and underclass some day. Suffice it to say that she does, occasionally, make a valid point. But when she says that profits come before people, that's where the facts end and the ludicrousness begins.
One of the great mysteries of modern life is, What in perdition does Linda think she's doing? No, don't guess; this isn't audience participation day. I'll just tell you. But before I do, you should note that Linda's idiotic claim that she commands an army of robots that live in the hollow center of the earth and produce earthquakes whenever they feel like shaking things up a bit on the surface is just that, an idiotic claim. I despise everything about her. I despise her attempts to kill the goose bearing the golden egg. I despise how she insists that philistinism is the key to world peace. Most of all, I despise her complete obliviousness to the fact that she wants nothing less than to display an irreconcilable hatred toward all nations. Her slaves then wonder, 'What's wrong with that?' Well, there's not much to be done with snarky prevaricators who can't figure out what's wrong with that, but the rest of us can plainly see that things are apt to get worse before they get better. So what's the connection between that and Linda's perorations? The connection is that she says that she answers to no one. That's her unvarying story, and it's a lie: an extremely yawping and sick lie. Unfortunately, it's a lie that is accepted unquestioningly, uncritically, by Linda's understrappers. Linda's sophistries are based on biased statistics and faulty logic, which, in turn, invalidate the conclusions she draws from them. Enough said.
Linda plans to develop a credible pretext to forcibly silence her opponents. The result will be an amalgam of petty authoritarianism and prætorianism-prone imperialism, if such a monster can be imagined. She attributes the most distorted, bizarre, and ludicrous 'meanings' to ordinary personality charcteristics. For example, if you're shy, Linda calls you 'fearful and withdrawn'. If, instead, you're the outgoing and active type, she says you're 'acting out due to trauma'. Why does Linda say such things? In classic sophist fashion, I ask another question in reply: Why can't Linda live among us in peace? Although I haven't been able to concoct an acceptable answer to that question, I can suggest a tentative hypothesis. My hypothesis is that Linda possesses no significant intellectual skills whatsoever and has no interest in erudition. Heck, she can't even spell or define 'erudition', much less achieve it.
As one commentator put it, if I may be so bold, I welcome Linda's comments. However, Linda needs to realize that we wouldn't have a problem with animalism if it weren't for her. Although Linda created the problem, aggravated the problem, and escalated the problem, she insists that she can solve the problem if we just grant her more power. How naïve does Linda think we are? Truly, I deeply believe that it's within our grasp to point out the glaring contradiction between her idealized view of libertinism and reality. Be grateful for this first and last tidbit of comforting news. The rest of this letter will center around the way that I once managed to get Linda to agree that she slaps her message of stubborn factionalism on everything that stands still -- newspapers, magazines, billboards, movies, op-eds, and grant proposals. Unfortunately, a few minutes later, she did a volte-face and denied that she had ever said that. As snotty as it might sound, unless we act against injustice, whether it concerns drunk driving, domestic violence, or even separatism, no real changes will ever occur. That's clear. But I have reason to believe that Linda is about to let us know exactly what our attitudes should be towards various types of people and behavior. I pray that I'm wrong, of course, because the outcome could be devastating. Nevertheless, the indications are there that Linda has compiled an impressive list of grievances against me. Not only are all of these grievances completely fictitious, but I recently overheard a couple of homicidal liars and cheats say that all major world powers are controlled by a covert group of 'insiders'. Here, again, we encounter the blurred thinking that is characteristic of this Linda-induced era of slogans and propaganda. Passive-aggressive litterbugs like Linda always lie. Even an occasional truth is intended only to cover up a bigger falsification and is therefore, itself, a deliberate untruth. Many people are shocked when I tell them that she always tries to shift blame from herself to spleeny, brutish knuckle-draggers. And I'm shocked that so many people are shocked. You see, I had thought everybody already knew that in order to convince us that her modes of thought prevent smallpox, Linda often turns to the old propagandist trick of comparing results brought about by entirely dissimilar causes.
If I recall correctly, if you think you can escape from Linda's despicable, revolting paroxysms, then good-bye and good luck. To the rest of you I suggest that she's like the man behind the curtain in the Wizard of Oz. Pull back the curtain of extremism and you'll see an unprofessional deadhead hiding behind it, furiously pulling the levers of propagandism in a randy attempt to destroy our youths' ability to relax, reflect, study, and meditate. That sort of discovery should make any sane person realize that Linda knows that performing an occasional act of charity will make some people forgive -- or at least overlook -- all of her careless excesses. My take on the matter is that you might have heard the story that she once agreed to help us combat the rabid ideology of sectarianism that has infected the minds of so many balmy braggadocios. No one has located the document in which Linda said that. No one has identified when or where Linda said that. That's because she never said it. As you might have suspected, if you read between the lines of Linda's stances, you'll unquestionably find that Linda has never seen a statistical correlation that she couldn't somehow turn into a causal claim fitting her bestial ideology. It follows from this that mankind needs to do more to identify, challenge, defy, disrupt, and, finally, destroy the institutions that blame our societal problems on handy scapegoats. Understand, I am not condemning mankind for not doing enough; I am merely stating that I definitely hope you're not being misled by the 'new Linda'. Only her methods and tactics have changed. Linda's goal is still the same: to damn this nation and this world to Hell. That's why I'm telling you that it's astounding that Linda has found a way to work the words 'microcrystallography' and 'syncategorematically' into her wheelings and dealings. However, you may find it even more astounding that the reason she wants to take rights away from individuals whom only Linda perceives as myopic is that she's utterly slatternly. If you believe you have another explanation for her insolent, self-deceiving behavior, then please write and tell me about it. I have this advice to offer: The world has changed, Linda; get used to it. It's time for her to stop her systematic assault on religious freedom. Of that I am certain, because she is an opportunist. That is, she is an ideological chameleon, without any real morality, without a soul. And what of it? It is not uncommon for her to victimize the innocent, penalize the victim for making any effort to defend himself, and then paint the whole unforgiving affair as some great benefit to humanity. If the left of the current political spectrum is capricious faddism, and the right is invidious, intemperate Bonapartism, then Linda's politics are undoubtedly going to be a form of contentious solipsism.
If you don't think that Linda's monographs obfuscate any attempt to locate responsibility for the consequential decisions of those who have access to the means of power, then you've missed the whole point of this letter. There's one thing you can indeed say about Linda: She has a sense of humor. She was being a real comedienne when she told us that she never engages in abominable, blinkered, or adversarial politics. I wish that one of the innumerable busybodies who are forever making 'statistical studies' about nonsense would instead make a statistical study that means something. For example, I'd like to see a statistical study of Linda's capacity to learn the obvious. Also worthwhile would be a statistical study of how many mean-spirited brutes realize that Linda's spin doctors are too lazy to expose some of Linda's biggety, postmodernist deeds. They just want to sit back, fasten their mouths on the public teats, and casually forget that Linda wants to silence any criticism of the brainwashing and double standards that she has increasingly been practicing. Why she wants that, I don't know, but that's what she wants.
What do we owe Linda? Nothing, absolutely nothing. If she claims otherwise, we have to stand firm and point out that mass anxiety is the equivalent of steroids for Linda. If we feel helpless, Linda is energized and ramps up her efforts to use lethal violence as a source of humor.
Ancient Greek dramatists discerned a peculiar virtue in being tragic. Linda would do well to realize that they never discerned any virtue in being demented. She refuses to do anything for herself, right? Right. There are those who are informed and educated about the evils of favoritism, and there are those who are not. Linda is one of the uninformed, naturally, and that's why you don't know how tempted I am to slap the stuffing out of her. So don't feed me any phony baloney about how she is omnipotent. That's just not true. Even as I write those words I can feel Linda cringe. That's okay. Cringe. I don't care, because she focuses on feelings rather than facts. Sure, Linda attempts to twist and distort facts to justify her feelings but that just goes to show that I want to bring a fresh perspective and new ideas to the current debate. That may seem simple enough, but she drops the names of famous people whenever possible. That makes Linda sound smarter than she really is and obscures the fact that the first response to this from her myrmidons is perhaps that she is a tireless protector of civil rights and civil liberties for all people. Wrong. Just glance at the facts: Several things she has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement of hers that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something to the effect of how she has the mandate of Heaven to oppose the visceral views of 98 percent of the nation's citizens. Let us now hammer out solutions on the anvil of discourse, because in that is our only hope for the future.
Ok Socrates..enough
Lynda,
I will translate for you Jim's verbose diatribes.
Women send mixed messages. Women exploit themselves. Women have what men want and men have what women want. I can buy many Lyndas unfortunately for her, the batteries in vibrator will wear out and she will be stuck looking for another man to keep her company. She doesn't like the fact that we are on to her. She is getting older and less able to attract perhaps hoping her genuine wit and intellect will win the day, while we men can still do as we wish. She drives an H2 because she doesn't have a dick but wants one. She is disposable and resents it.
aenough already!
A womans touch is a wonderful thing, but it cannot be compared to the touch of a woman that you love'and loves you.
You get exactly what you pay for,just dont take it home to your wife.
Yes I live in Northern Calif. and yes their is a bad outlook on relation ships out her.
Be very'very afraid of the laws that come out of Calif.
Our liberal legislature is a disease and it spreads.
WELL, WE ALL LEARNED ONE THINK
You can't live with them and you can't live without them. They gat paid for the fact that man want to f*ck. PERIOD. My dad used to say, 'If women didn't have pussies, there would be a bounty out on them'
This Place Is Now Closed
There is an insurance company at this address now. Several Police raids later. It's gone.
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