Alltel Wireless ripoff drops my calls so I don't have to say "goodbye". Internet

Ah! The convenience of having my calls all end before I want them to is just peachy. After all, haven't I done enough just by making or recieving the call in the first place? Of course!

So, this new feature of ALLTEL WIRELESS: they hang up for me. Sometimes after I've been on hold for six to 14 minutes and am just about to get that earth moving remedy for my business problems, CALL DROPPED appears out of no where giving me that first chuckle of the day.

Sometimes Alltel allows my calls to go on and on like when I recieve an overseas call at big airtime rates. This is a bit unsettling because I'd really like the DROPPED CALL feature to kick in a tad quicker.. like right before I answer the call. Nope, I guess they only offer the DROPPED CALL feature for meaningless, already paid for local calls. I'm sure this is advantageous to me because they have DROPPED so many CALLS that I am overwhelmed by the shear number of them. I started counting them, but couldn't keep up.

I have called ALLTEL to tell them how great this service, this DROPPED CALL feature is, but the CALL DROPPED and I was unable to explain to them my satisfaction. I called my work to tell them I was sick and wouldn't be in last Wednesday, but the CALL
DROPPED and I got fired, but this was just cell phone gravy.

I sincerely hope that ALLTEL continues to advance the DROPPED CALL feature so I can also watch my business go under quicker so I can just relax and go on welfare. I made an appointment with my doctor the other day, but the CALL DROPPED and I didn't get the exact time from them and now have an incurable disease that is in it's tertiary stage. I've made plans tho, and just called for a cemation service. Yep, the CALL DROPPED and I now must get buried in the back yard by my dog.

It's all good tho, because I know I won't have to say goodbye because I have ALLTEL, and they don't believe in goodbyes because they DROP CALLS instead. Thank you ALLTEL! How did I ever get along with out you hanging up for me? ALLTEL WIRELESS means: "Never having to say goodbye!" Don't believe me? Call their customer service number and they suggest you call back on a land line! They are soooo thoughtful!!

I'd say goodbye to all of you people but I've forgotten how! (Besides, I've call things to do, people to meet, CALLS TO DROP)

Mike
lakeland, Florida
U.S.A.