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Complaint Review: FIFTH THIRD BANK - Jenison Michigan

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  • FIFTH THIRD BANK 530 Baldwin St. Jenison, Michigan United States of America

FIFTH THIRD BANK Don Spoelhof FIFTH THIRD; THE THINGS WE DO FOR FEES..OOPS ...DREAMS (DESTROY THEM; TURN THEM INTO NIGHTMARES Jenison, Michigan

*Consumer Comment: You are quite a colorful writer...

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FIFTH THIRD THE THINGS WE DO FOR FEE

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Step on line, we shoot your dog. Maybe we rape a loved one in the mean time. Too dramatic ? Too extreme. You are right . It is. Is it too dramatic or extreme to compare to what is done in the aftermath of the Over - Over - Over - draft ?

I dont know. Probably , yes. That isnt the point though, is it ? No. The question that needs to be addressed is associated with it; nevertheless and that is When do you think it would be harsh enough to compare it so drastically ?

When does it get too close to the extreme ? Obviously, you placed your own penalty at $ 39 for each overdraft, and $ 6 a day for each day that it isnt caught up. You mail out your warning which takes at least two days to gain interest in your debit column.

Why wasnt it $ 40 for each overdraft and $ 7 per day - or more - for that matter. Would that be too much at that point ? Why ? Does the right by law provide you an easier time to rationalize the rape ? Does it ease your conscience and wipe your hands clean of principle ? Of morals ? Of any sort of decency ?

Well it says right here..

If you could establish a code to shoot my dog or rape a loved one for stepping on your lawn, even if I replaced the divot or re - textured it to match the luscious green blades with the others , would you do that ? No ? Then how far would you go before you backed off ?

Was it alright in your minds to rape me of $760 in a two day period on occasion and $ 990 on another when I am on disability, going through a divorce, a house fire and a failed business ? Was it not extreme enough in your discerning - lessness to determine that you went too far by putting me into a hole that I couldnt get out of while you buried me ?

Again, how far is too far ? ; yes, the question implies that you have the right , the means and the paperwork to go ahead and do what you did, but what remains is still the issue, isnt it ? Where do you draw the line ?

More importantly, perhaps , is why do you draw it there ? If you can answer that, then you will be able to see the collection of dark souls that diabolically collaborate to destroy mine.

Ive heard your commercials; The things you do for dreams , huh ? Yeah, well for me, its done nothing but destroy them. If not that , its turned them into nightmares. Those other dreams that you provide for others is not done altruistically; rather , it is done with the money you (oxymoron alert) legally stole from me and others, Id assume. Some of you are reading this , now and know.

Heres the more treacherous thing about my plight. I get on the phone talk to your representatives and it is me who is demonized. You took my money ! was the cry from Heidi Vorhese, who along with the council establishing the code, find solace in propinquity and the status quo, no matter how outrageous or diabolical it is, prompting here retort. This is what was happening in the years between the 1700s and 1860 when the reality of slavery was modified by over entitled familiarization . Cohorts gather together to agree and support each other on unethical platforms. Does your solidarity reinforce the gravitation from and assist in the distraction ?

Isnt it safer to take this narrative and point out how the visceral nature of it causes everyone to wonder about me , my passion, my sanity , my postal inclinations ? Of course it does. It is definitely easier to do that or to ease the conscience by laughing about it in one accord. Makes sense , as it distracts from the reality of the abuse. There is little to lose, outside of morality on this, which is a small price to pay in comparison to the bliss of ignorance, blind camaraderie and self indulgence.

Those stupid (((REDACTED FOUL LANGUAGE))) they say they want to be free. Those stupid (((REDACTED FOUL LANGUAGE))), they say they want to vote. Can you believe it ? Can you imagine ?

What pests, they are. Dont you agree ? Yes, I agree. Dont you ? Yes, of course, I do.

Yes, Yes , me too. Mass a**es

Sound familiar. Thats you. Today. Look in the mirror , Don Spoelhoff. Look at you , Heidi Vorheese. Thats the legacy that you leave for your co workers, your Bank, your friends, your neighbors, your children your self. You dont think that they will either be turned off or contaminated by your deeds ? You dont see or recognize it , yet ? Wait for it.

Take rest; however , again , and again I say, take rest in the offensive and distracting discomfort of my words. (Lucifer 1:1) This helps a lot of sociopaths with the value that immediate gratification provides in avoiding accountability, washing the hands and getting through another day..

In the end, these questions remain

Disagree Agree

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Customer QAI

A. It is uncomfortable to address these issues as I have ? (10)

B. It is necessary to address these issues as I have ? (10)

Fifth Third Representatives

C. The abuse of is more uncomfortably close to the dog getting shot or the loved one getting than

You would like it to be

ANSWER __________

Addendum How close is it ? _____________________________________________________________________________________

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When would it be too close ?

When _____________________________________________________________________________________

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D. When would the transaction take place from allowing the nature of this legitimate, but notably evasive -

friendly complaint titrate into viable accountability, moral conscience and / or much needed delayed

gratifying Public Relations ?

When _____________________________________________________________________________________

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Now, go to your cohorts and find more solace, still. It is their discomfort that needs reprieve and it is there where it freely flow reciprocally for all to consume with no accountability . It is with the invertebrate where there is no moral myelin to concern yourself with things like standing upright or seeing the value in doing so in the first place.

Thank You for your participation.

Oh, by the way, history shows that the more others who find themselves in the same plight speak out against

accepted misconduct, the less Cuuurrraaaaazy ! , it seems. Yeah, , there is a significant mathematical

correlation to that . Isnt that funny ?

Well, maybe not now.

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#1 Consumer Comment

You are quite a colorful writer...

AUTHOR: Ronny g - (USA)

POSTED: Sunday, March 14, 2010

But you could have summed it up in much simpler terms...

This bank "butt reamed" you....I read quite a few reports regarding this banks evil tactics.

If you post the specifics of what happened..I will explain exactly what happened..how the deceptive policies have given them an "out", and possible recourse you may have other then comparing them to slave owners..which is not that far off, other then slave owners were not breaking the law at the time, and possibly had more compassion.

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