We at "The Mole" have finally found out how that thieving cross dresser Kinky Ken Simmons was able to keep his phony baloney job after being caught by the Los Angeles Times racking up tens of thousands of dollars of improper charges on his City issued credit card. He had sex with Board of Commissioners member Lucelia Hooper. Lucelia's nickname is "The Horny Hippo of Nickerson Gardens". Most executives at HACLA sell their integrity for an envelope full of cash or cocaine; Not Lucelia! She trades her vote for sex, the nastier the better. She has always had a "thing" for Kinky Ken but never really had the opportunity until he got caught stealing from HACLA. Those who witnessed the incident claim that the Horny Hippo's fantasy was to have Kinky Ken don a wet-suit and cut out a hole for his wiener to fit through so they could have sex. According to the manager of the Snooty Fox Motel, where the tryst occurred, they went at it for close to 3 hours non-stop - banging on walls and screaming in ecstasy while he pleasured her with various power tools he had 'borrowed' from the maintenance department. [continued below]....
..... Old Kinky Ken must have been good because he not only kept his job, he got a raise.
I'm sad to report that things never seem to change around here.
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