Report: #1040772

Complaint Review: HACLA

  • Submitted: Thu, April 04, 2013
  • Updated: Fri, April 26, 2013
  • Reported By: Sanford — Los Angeles California
    2600 Wilshire Blvd
    Los Angeles, California
    United States of America

HACLA Housing Authority of the City of Los Angeles Ken SImmons Had Sex With Lucelia Hooper to Keep His Job Los Angeles, California

*UPDATE Employee: Lucelia is a One Man Woman

*UPDATE Employee: I Don't Think This Happened

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We at "The Mole" have finally found out how that thieving cross dresser Kinky Ken Simmons was able to keep his phony baloney job after being caught by the Los Angeles Times racking up tens of thousands of dollars of improper charges on his City issued credit card. He had sex with Board of Commissioners member Lucelia Hooper. Lucelia's nickname is "The Horny Hippo of Nickerson Gardens". Most executives at HACLA sell their integrity for an envelope full of cash or cocaine; Not Lucelia! She trades her vote for sex, the nastier the better. She has always had a "thing" for Kinky Ken but never really had the opportunity until he got caught stealing from HACLA. Those who witnessed the incident claim that the Horny Hippo's fantasy was to have Kinky Ken don a wet-suit and cut out a hole for his wiener to fit through so they could have sex. According to the manager of the Snooty Fox Motel, where the tryst occurred, they went at it for close to 3 hours non-stop - banging on walls and screaming in ecstasy while he pleasured her with various power tools he had 'borrowed' from the maintenance department. [continued below]....
.....  Old Kinky Ken must have been good because he not only kept his job, he got a raise. 

I'm sad to report that things never seem to change around here. 
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#1 UPDATE Employee

Lucelia is a One Man Woman

AUTHOR: Fred G. Sanford - ()

Luscious Lucy has been my main squeeze forever. I know she would never cheat on me with some pencil necked fool like Ken Simmons. She is a hot, sexy woman who knows how to satisfy me in bed. There is no way she would have the energy to have sex with any other man after I get with her.  
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#2 UPDATE Employee

I Don't Think This Happened

AUTHOR: Jorden Downs - ()

I have dated Ms Hooper off and on for nearly 40 years. I honestly don't think for one minute that she had sex with Ken Simmons. She has much better taste in men than that. If she was able to refuse Rudy Montiel's disgusting and perverted sexual advances then she certainly wouldn't lower herself and spread her ample legs and give up her "biscuit" to the likes of Ken Simmons. Ms Hooper likes a man packing a huge salami  and it is common knowledge that Ken Simmons is not very well endowed. In fact Ken's nickname at the Silver Platter is "The Hamster".  Ms Hooper also prefers hairy men, especially Armenians. Ken will never be confused with one of those. Simmons is as smooth as a pillowcase. So whoever made up this rumor needs to investigate and get to the truth as to how Ken Simmons kept his job after getting caught stealing with his HACLA credit card. 
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