kiyanna--escort She failed to show up for an appointment, then blacklisted me on Erotic Review as the no-show. currently, Minneapolis/St. Paul Minnesota

This stylish, supposedly 40-year-old woman bills herself as a “generous gentleman’s” escort, so I contacted her about an outcall in Eau Claire, Wisconsin. We planned to meet for an afternoon, stretching into an evening and maybe an overnight. I confirmed with a text on the morning of our scheduled get-together and texted her the room number early that afternoon--and then met with dead silence.

The time for our meeting came and went. No Kiyanna. Hours passed. No Kiyanna. No call. No text. Nothing. She just never showed. After about two or three hours, my patience and Viagra both wearing thin, I sent her a somewhat peevish text. I said apparently I'd mistaken her for a class act and thanked her for saving me the rather considerable sum I’d foolishly planned on splurging while in her company.

I’m not sure which statement pissed her off more, but I later found I was having trouble with dates falling through. I discovered this audacious lady had turned around and blacklisted me on Erotic Review as the no-show. A class act, indeed. I’m just glad she was apparently too busy blowing town to accuse me of violence or rape. I pity the next poor schmuck who really ticks her off.

I tracked her down next in Minneapolis, where she's been working lately. She’s been reviewed in Grand Forks and sometimes also advertises in Fargo and Bismarck, so she apparently makes a circuit of Midwestern cities. I suppose she’ll blow through Eau Claire again someday but, believe me, I wouldn’t approach her with a ten-foot p***s. Lately she hasn't been showing her face in her ads on Backpage, so who knows what she's hiding now.

She's used the phone numbers (((redacted))) that I know of, but I would expect that to change. In Minneapolis, she used the ID number 13475912 in her Backpage ad. I plan to avoid her like an STD.