Lifetime service center scumbags Internet

Hello enraged people of america!
3 years ago i purchased a 1st generation 16GB apple ipod touch from my local sams club when i purchased it  i also purchased a 2 year product protection plan for safety. 2 years later (after the apple warranty expired) my screen started not working.

so i called the sams club care providers (liftime service center) it had to be shipped to new york where these satanists are. a couple months later my ipod finnaly is returned to me but something wasnt right it was as if they didnt do anything at all the next day i recontact these bastages but this time i had no paitence so i send it back once again.
a couple months later and its back once again.

 the screen was working perfectly but something want right my fingertips run down the right side of this ipod and it feels jagged so i turn the side towards my eyes and were the screen meets the backing it looks like the ICEHOLES took a swiss army knife to the side to see if they pry it off that way Enraged with the vandalism that was done i call the retadrs back and they transfer my call to their tech people the tech guy seemed caring and concerned and told me that they would send me a shipping order to send it back.

 so i waited weeks months and that was it so i call them back up to ask them what the hell and they shoved me through the service line limbo to the point until i snapped and said that this was getting rediculous and the service lady replied that theres nothing they can do and now im here.