Complaint Review: Michael Mains
- Michael Mains
- Phone: 1-800-FLOWERS
- Category: Business Consulting
Michael Mains Michael Mains Michael Mains Utah / Mike Mains Alpine Utah SCAMMER / SPY/ TREASON / Endagerd Animal Trafficer Highland Utah
Michael Mains is a total p***k. He was caught trafficing endangered parrots from French Guianna by flying them into the USA on his fleet of private jets. He speaks very good French, so he was able to teach the parrots french and train the birds to speak to the customs agents in french. But what the customs agent didn't know was that the parrots were speaking hyptonic language disquised in common french phrases to the customs guards. The guards would become hyptnotised, and Michael Mains was able to smuggle the birds past the customs guards in plain sight. These rare Guiannian Parrots are now completely extinct due to this b*****d's despicable practices.
All the birds died after entering the USA, since the climate in Highland, UT, where this scum bag lives, is not suitable for these tropical beauties. Since all the birds died, there was no evidence to convict him. But the FBI, and the SEC, FTC, FAA, and NSA, and CIA and NRA were all heavily tracking the activities of Michael Mains, but the only way they could pin anything on him was for tax evasion from the income of these birds, which he did not report. He did not pay his taxes, and the IRS busted him. But this scum bag got off free and clear, because of his deep connections in organized crime were able to pay off the IRS and create a scandal within the IRS as a smoke screen, and try to blame it on Obama instead. Michael Mains is soley responsible for the misbehavior of IRS agents and their unfair auditing and scrutiny on conservative groups. In order to diveret attention away from his illegal bird smuggling activites, the IRS was charged with the task of auditing and hassling Tea Party groups, and then the entire scam was intentionally brought to light to divert attention away from his illegal activites. Why else do you think the reporters knew what questions to ask. You may think this is all suspicious and too unlikely to be true, but you must be careful in dealing with Michael Mains. He will stop at nothing to decieve you. His wife Angela Mains hates parrots and endangered animals of all kinds, and wants them to all be killed. She is truly evil. Michael intended to kill them all along as his wife requested, but wanted to profit off of smuggling them first. This was all a giant ponzi scheme. Do not trust Michael Mains import/export business or shipping company. He may control 90% of the worlds shipping lines, but it is all a front for his illegal death camps for endangered animals. Do not buy parrots from Michael Mains, you will get dead birds, and you will not get your money back, and you will have contributed to the downfall of the earths animal species. This guy will rot in prison ,and then rot in hell.
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