Psychic Christopher Golden / Uninvited Johnson / Free Willy / 90210 my God / Something in the Genes Beverly Hills Psychic, Psychic to the Stars, Celebrity Psychic, Beverly Hills California

I'm not sure if you are crazy or just unappreciative of this psychic mysticism. When I ordered a part from Psychic Christopher Golden, I got it and it was exciting. It came perfectly and was a good backup for me. I use it all the time, it's like a member of the family. A familly jewel you might say.

You should do your part, and appreciate the wonderful jewel you have been given. It is a part worth exploring and seeing if it comes naturally to you. Psychic Christopher Golden can come anytime he wants to as far as I'm concerned. He plays the part so well.

I found a lot of new and exciting uses for my new member - here are some suggestions so you can make the most of it. Baseball bat, coffee stir stick when you're in a pinch, something to hang clothes or a coat on, book holder when lying down and reading, pretend snake to scare someone, elevator button presser, and much much more. Use your imagination - you'll be having fun with it in no time.

Whoa, I thought I was the only lucky one to gain "member"ship to this exclusive club. I am happy to be a "member" and am having a lot of fun with it. Enjoy it! If you need to learn what to do with it, give Monica Lewinsky a call!

I read this tragic story and think that Christopher may well be the devil incarnate as others have said.   I knew you were telling the truth the second you said the people in the library were getting fed up with you taking pictures of your new member.   Men love to whip out their junk and send pics of it.   I know cuz I have recieved some from men [just dangling in mid air]. Not your fault Sister!

However, I am a glass half full kind of gal and think having a p***s might be fun for a week or two.  I might try it out before sending Chris all my wordly possessitions to make it go away. Answer me if you can.  Does Mr. Golden allow you to select the size you want? Can you parallel park much better now?  How about lines in the bathroom?  I mean chicks take FOREVER while guys are in and out!

Which begs another question. Has it become less about cuddling these days?  And have your reached your goal in under three minutes? If you can get to five, heck I might date you myself. Oh well, the glass is now half empty. Love a good beer buzz early in the morning. Cheers froom C

A TROLL.

Psychic Christopher Golden ripped off my arm.  He ripped it right off.  Christopher Golden psychic uses smear spray to remove the ice from the windshield of his car.  The car got repossessed as the seller was unfair.  At the county fair the air was part of the fare.  In my wildest dreams I would not file a lawsuit because my right arm got ripped off by Psychic Christopher Golden.

Psychic Christohper Golden.  Christopher Golden Psychic.  Beverly Hills Psychic Christopher Golden.  He ripped off my arm.  My arm has been ripped off.  My other arm is jealous even though he has it.  How many arms does Psychic Christopher Golden have?

Every morning I wake up and I think about the psychic reading I got from this man.  There is only one logical way he could have possibly known so much about me and that is the Prince of Darkness empowers him.  This was no slight of hand or a clever turning of a phrase.  He knew.  He say things before they happened. 

But what I find troubling is that, when asked, he said he was not a Christian.  If that is so, and yet he is able to foresee the future, then this is what the Bible calls sorcery and the Book of Leviticus is quite clear that stoning is the correct punishment.

America is a Christian nation.  And we are being taken over by psychics and new agers.  This man will try to mesmerize you and I think I know what comes next.  He will take your religion from you and give you his.  He even states on his website that his work is part of his religion.

This man must be stopped.  I pray to the Lord that, if it be His will to please strike Psychic Christopher Golden down.  A lake of eternal hellfire awaits.

This is not a Christian man. 

Why did I pay him $1000? He has really nice eyes, that's why! I saw those eyes and wanted to throw all my money at him just for a chance to talk to him. I paid for an hour, and all I wanted was to hear that beautiful voice. He spoke and spoke, telling me about myself... he knew me inside and out... it was dreamy. So dreamy that I really didn't pay much attention to his advice or what he was saying. I don't even remember why I called him, besides just to hear the voice behind those beautiful eyes.
Well, now the call is over, and I am $1000 poorer, and I don't even really remember what he said... all I remember is his voice. I think he might have hypnotized me, or put a spell on me to make me forget what he said.
He probably just wants me to call back and pay him another $1000... what a scammer. I still might do it though... because that voice was oh so dreamy. And those eyes....

My amazing psychic Christopher Golden told me about this report - and I didn't believe him. I had to see it with my own eyes. Now that I am here, I had to write a rebuttal to say that you must be totally crazy.

Chris is the best psychic I have ever spoken to. I hope nobody ever believes your crazy story, because if they did, they would be missing out on a chance to talk to the best psychic around.

 Maybe you should write a book.  I would hope there is no one dumb enough to believe it.

Pretty funny though.

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS

The reason why Chis turned you into a man was to get you to have to pay him to get your womanhood back.  I don't care if your a lez.  That's your business.  Your going to have to answer to God and he loves all of us the same so don't worry about it.

Chris gets into people's heads so he can get their money.  I have had several dreams now where I lost my p***s, only to wake up in a panic.  I think that's Chris.  I want my $400 back and even if I have to write a hundred Rip Off Reports, using every trick in the book I am a Fox.  I am a chess player.