Psychic Christopher Golden Beverly Hills Psychic, Psychic 90210 Midget mishap Beverly Hills California

The background story of how Psychic Christopher Golden got involved in my midget stripper love triangle:

I ordered a midget stripper 2 weeks before my best friend's 40th surprise bday party and I was charged 4 times as much if it was normal person stripper. They advertise midget strippers on there website and I ordered and paid for just that!

The girl showed up two hours late, 12:30 a.m. to be exact, and she was 2" taller then our shortest petite friend who is 4' 10"!!! I didn't blame the girl she was just doing her job and I thought we'll make the best of it -- but don't expect tips, you got overpaid already!

The crowd was very disappointed, everyone expected a midget stipper!

Then, my girlfriend showed up, and slapped me in the face for having a tall midget stripper straddling me. Then she walked out of my life.

I called Psychic Christopher Golden to help me get my ex back. Psychic Christopher said that midgets were a special case, especially midget strippers. He said my ex would be so upset about this midget stripper mishap that it would be nearly impossible to get her back. Especially because it was a fake midget stripper.

I think that's bunk. If Psychic Christopher Golden is so great, he should be able to get my ex back, no matter what. I am trying anyway, but Psychic Christopher Golden needs to work on his skillz and demonstrate some ex retrieval capabilities even when fake midget strippers are involved.