Robert Lewis Leftwich, Rob Lewis, Rob Leftwich Pathological liar, thief, molester Miami Beach, Coconut Grove Florida

Rob Leftwich is the most horrible person that I have ever met. He is utterly absurd. I encountered him on a cruise in February 2014 that departed from Miami and had the displeasure of being stuck with his slimy self for 8 whole days. It is important to note from the beginning that he is a mentally ill man and not at all in control of his own behavior. He thinks of people as objects, not people, and treats them that way. 

On the first night of the cruise he was on deck and spent the whole night telling everyone on board that he was a Carnival Cruise executive who had just been promoted to a Vice President. Actually, he continued telling people this the entire trip, even after security had approached guests and insisted that they had no affiliation with him. Even though he was allegedly a VP, he had no money for drinks and was literally stealing them out from people when they turned their head. When someone finally accused him of stealing their drink, he insisted it was his and insisted he had free drinks because he was a Carnival executive. All the while he was stealing drinks, he was also approaching women with his story about being a VP and getting grabby with them. He got kicked out of the bar that night for stealing drinks and harrassing women once these things were reported to security. 

The following night he took several people on a tour of restricted areas of the boat all while claiming to be a Carnival employee. Then he went into the nightclub and started pawing and harassing women. Family member had to step in to try and get rid of him, but eventually went to security to get something done. Obviously, he got kicked out of public places for the night again. 

The next night he was out on the boat again, grabbing at two women in the piano bar section of the boat who seemed extremely uncomfortable and actually kept moving away from him, only to be groped and followed to the bathroom. When they left, he followed them out. Security had so many complaints about him that we noticed they started following him around the boat in the evenings and just wouldn't let him into the bars or nightclubs anymore. He was the running joke of the cruise. People would pass him and shout "hey, it's the VP!" Security told the passengers to keep away from him that he was a con artist not affiliated with Carnival, and that the police were waiting for him in Miami. At least 10 other passengers told me that they had complained about Rob Leftwich and that security had told them the same thing.

We dock in Miami. Who do we see walking down the hall at 7 am? Two Miami Dade police with a mugshot photo of Rob Leftwich in their hand talking about how they think this is a case of mental illness or serious drug abuse. I think it is a mix of the two. What a revolting man.  

Watch out for him, he is mentally ill and a very bad person who does not take no for an answer from women and who steals drinks and lies about every aspect of his pitiful life. You can smell him from a mile away. He reeks of cigarettes and cheap vodka. He wears these really, really old saggy dress shoes that are not fashionable or from the last 15 years. He also wears a broken Cartier watch (he says the battery is broken), which might not even be real. His clothing never really fits as he is very frail, like he has a testosterone deficiency or something. His hair wasn't dyed the blondish color that is is in his online photos. He looks older than these picture and has some sort of strange dental work that has been done to only the front four of his teeth. So every tooth other than the front four are rotten looking. Whatever job he says he has he does not, on our cruise it alternated from Carnival Cruise VP to CNN videographer to journalist to "designer of the city of Aventura" to cruise ship architect. Really he has no job at all and just lives off of his friend in Miami Beach.

There is no one more absurd than Rob Leftwich.