Vincenzo Z Coat ripoff Internet

 As i was about to enter Macys in San Jose two very good looking, well dressed, and charming middle-aged Italian men motioned to me from their brand new suv  asking if I spoke Italian.  They gave some kind of c**k and bull story about some brand new armani coats they had.  My first impression was they were either Gypsies or Mafioso and I was their mark.  However I went along with the scam just to see how smooth they were and let me tell you , they are SMOOOTH.
Anyone who buys anything from a car in a parking lot or public garage deserves what they get.   Who's going to sell you a $1500 coat for $500 and give two more for free?   If its too good to be true IT AINT TRUE!!!!!  So I let them go through their motions and exuses  that they used on every other ripoff report filed here and even tried on several very nice "Armani" coats .  After toying with them and wasting their time  for a while I told them they had the wrong guy and I wasn't going to buy of let them give me anything.  I had to be rather forcefull in my nature (I look like a nerd anyway) as they werent in the mood to take no for an answer.  Thats when I hustled on out of there cuz they didn't look so charming anymore!!!!!!!!  
 Score one for the good guys!