My night at WWF New York!

I went to the WWF New York a few weeks back. I heard the food was great and that a lot of the WWF and NY babes would be there. I figured go late at night and get f***ed. I should have know the only NY babes there would be the ones The Godfather was pimpin. I mean NY Babes are s**t! Then Mae Young came over and said she would just be cleaning under the table...the next thing I know she is giving me a blow job! I jumped up and her denties were still on my wiener! By this time I said if they don't have some good food I am going to be very, very PO'ed! Finally I got my order takin' I ordered the Dudley table burger. Five minutes later she comes back out and asks me how I would like the burger I tell her well done. Next thing I know I am lying in between two broken tables...and I am still hungry...oh well I left bloody and go one of those moldy hot dogs from the many stands on the street.