Would you mind if I refered to you as Fifi or Princess?
Express Lanes are for morons like you...to humor you.
I worked at Safeway and some in SF. As an employee, you are told to take any customer that comes into Express regardless of the amount of items.
I understand that you don't follow directions well, but if your boss tells you to perform your job in a certain manner, you do. Bottom line Princess, it is money, and 30 unhealthy snacks and smokes trumps your little basket of berries.
I find it interesting that you refer to Safeway employees as Trailer Trash....and where in SF can they park it? Where do you park yours?