New Cavalier Hotel Bed Bug Scam
1650 Regent Ave W R2C 3B5
Owned by Mr Magoo, Luciano Viselli
The freshly renovated New Cavalier Winnipeg Hotel offers exceptional bed bugs and reasonable large size cockroaches. Combined with our rude staff, the New Cavalier Hotel Winnipeg is the ideal location for both corporate and leisure travelers to the Winnipeg area who like to be bitten by 500 plus bed bugs in the middle of the night.
Our family stayed at this bug infested hole they call newly renovated run by some Mr Magoo with an Italian accent who could barely speak English, upon our arrival we could see ants and cockroaches crawling in front of the main entrance doors, due to the low prices we decided to over look this luckily we had carried spare change with us for there were 2 homeless people playing instruments guitar and drums outside the main entrance who wouldnt let us go by without making a contribution to their tim hortons cups when we asked who they were they said that they were the weekly advertised entertainment
after a long journey we took the family into the restaurant where myself and the wife had coffee which the waitress brought us in dirty cups for there was still lisp stick on the rims of the cups and dirty teaspoons. [continued below]....
As for the breakfast it was horrible, the eggs were runny not cooked all the way, the toast was burnt black the bacon and sausages were harder than a rock, what was even worse the wife half way eating her 2 eggs sunny side up found a cockroach on her plate hiding under her egg when our kids saw this they were screaming in horror
some character looking like Mr Magoo came over to our table and said I am Luciano sounding exactly like Rocky Balboa. I almost felt like asking this combination of Mr Magoo and Rocky Balboa if Adrian was the one cooking in the kitchen. This Luciano Mr Magoo apologized for the bad breakfast and dirty dishes and said they he gets free kitchen help from the CNIB in Winnipeg and that his kitchen staff cant see a thing, "who needs to pay for kitchen staff when you can get blind ones for free" was Luciano's motto made sense, because no one is going to see them anyway
this Mr Magoo Luciano is a very smart business man
after breakfast we went to the front desk and was given complimentary keys on the house when we got to our room,
it had a musky odour and smelled like a gym there were 2 big beds which were not made up and looked like the last
guests were in a rush to leave when we pulled back the covers it seemed like the last occupant was a bed wetter
along with brown spots making myself and the wife think back to Team America Dream Police, could this have been the set for the movie and as for the other bed looked like the Houston 500 with just as many semen spots
we then called the front desk and again Luciano came up and apologized saying that during the week they rent rooms by the hour because prices are much lower that many of the guests prefer the cheap rooms rather than their back seats again Luciano proves he is a smart business man renting rooms by the hour to help clean Winnipeg Streets and doing a great service to his community again we were compensated with 7 day free stay all inclusive he made us an offer that we couldn't refuse so we took up Luciano's offer being familiar with the restaurant food we went to the Cathay House for a nice Chinese dinner all went well and we even watched movies till late in the middle of the night the children was screaming my wife and I went over to our childrens beds and lifted the sheets and low and behold hundreds of hungry bed bugs crawling all over our our little girl and boy then I called out to the wife "you got bed bugs all over you"
and she was yelling and screaming as she was shaking off the bed bugs and i also was shaking off the bed bugs that wouldn't let go of their midnight snack
we got the children dressed right away packed up our bags and left in the middle of the night swearing never to return to "the Norman Bates motel" we brought our children into the emergency where they were cared for bed bug bites the nurse behind the front desk when we explained the bed bugs she said to us "wait dont tell me, you stayed at The New Cavalier Hotel or Motor Inn" asked her "yes how did you know" "we get people coming in quite often with bed bug bites" was her reply and when I asked why Luciano don't spray for bed bugs the nurse told us Luciano's reply he gave to the hospital "why spray for bed bugs when you can give such low prices" again we see the genius of Luciano what a smart businessman not spraying for bed bugs and in return passing on the savings to us customers and what a loving and caring man not evicting thousands if not millions of bed bugs from his establishment, we are sure he will be honored by PETA and feeding the hungry cockroaches in the kitchen not letting again thousands if not millions of those poor cockroaches go hungry We the be bug bitten family like to honor Mr Magoo Luciano with the smart business award
for his great achievements
1. saving money on doormen by having guests being greeted by ants and cockroaches at the front door
2. saving money on entertainment by having pan handlers playing drums and guitar outside the front doors for the weekly entertainment
3. hiring free blind kitchen staff like cooks and dish washers supporting the CNIB not having to pay wages to people with good eye sight again savings Luciano passes on to us custmers
4. renting rooms by the hour during the week to help clean up Winnipeg streets passing on the savings to the regular over night room rates
The New Cavalier Hotel great savings is you don't mind being dined on by bed bugs in the middle of the night