Psychic Christopher Golden - Class President, Pimp, 90210 - Secretly Running an Escort Service - Beverly Hills, California

I have a sneaking suspicion that Psychic Christopher Golden is secretly running some kind of escort service or brothel.

I know I am crazy, or sound crazy, or maybe both, but think about it... he is a psychic, and he says he can get people back together.

I think, really, I mean, really really, he is not actually getting people back together with their exes. I think, and I heard from a friend who may or may not exist, that he is actually hypnotising people, or mind washing them with his psychic powers into believing they are getting back together with their ex, but really he is putting them together with one of the girls or guys in his escort service.

That's right - he's just a pimp using his psychic powers to make money. And he's running for class president too.