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This is my revenge on my former employer. I'm going to give away all the secrets to shopping at Sams Club. They keep these things secret so you will spend more money. AND IT WORKS! My motto...Don't get MAD get EVEN.

Sams Club has a 100% satisfaction guarantee. Which means...say you buy a TV this year and 5 years down the road or hell even 10 years it breaks or you throw it in water or your horse poops on it... you can return it.

As long as you keep the receipt it does not matter what happened to the item or how old it is they will refund your money or exchange for a like item. It's called customer satisfaction. The only items they don't do that with are the computers. They are only 6 months guarantee.

Which leads me too....Warranties. Do not buy them. They have a guarantee on everything so you are wasting your money. They will return any item you bought no matter the reason. The warranty sell is a big scam. Your giving your money away.

Believe it or not we also have a 200% satisfaction on fresh meats and vegetables. Which means...you are having a party. You buy too many hams. Go ahead and return them. Tell them they were bad and you want 200% back for them. You will get it. So say you spent $500 on meat you will get back $1000. Belive me it's tue I have seen it happen over and over again.

Same thing with fruits and veggies. Eat most of them and take the rest back and say they went bad...you will get 200% back you just have to specifically ask for it. I've seen it happen. You can do that with any food and pretty much never buy food again.

Never buy the Plus membership or the $100 membership. It's a big scam. If you have bought it go get your money back today. Nothing on the membership will work for you. It's all smoke and mirrors. They always get the ones who hardly speak any english or the cashires will just add it to your bill and you won't even know it until it comes time for you to renew. Most people spend hundreds in there anyhow and a couple extra dollars won't be noticed.

You cn also shop without buying a membership or paying the 10% upcharge. Purchase a membership when you shop then after you have paid for your items go to the membership desk and get your money back. You can do it everytime you shop.

If you are given a hard time trying to use these great tips I've given you there is one last thing you can do which is a surefire way of earning a quick $50. Call 1-800-WALMART and file a complaint against that store. Not only will you get what you wanted but they will also issue you a $50 gift certificate. yell from the top of the roof and specifically tell them you want a $50 gift certificate...you will get it.
The number again is 1-800-Walmart.
I know all of this because I have seen it happen over and over again. Good Luck and screw Sams Club !!

Sam
youlose, Arkansas
U.S.A.