HACLA Housing Authority of the City of Los Angeles, Scott Butler Police/Security Guard Captain Gets B*tch Slapped By A Staggering Drunk and Rudy Gives Him A Heroism Medal! Los Angeles, California

It just never ends with Scott "The Pink Panther" Butler and his buddy "Good Booty" Rudy Montiel. Last wednesday HACLA decided to put on a Dog & Pony Show out in San Fernando. The executive staff was all out there to convince the Valley Welfare Rats that no matter how much money Rudy and Kinky Ken Simmons embezzled from HACLA, their Section 8 would not be cut. So there they all were, up on stage lying their a**es off when this staggering weaving Hispanic version of Otis Campbell takes issue with one of Rudy's lies and approaches the stage. Scott Butler, guard captain, was standing there picking his nose when the drunk totally b*tch slapped him, knocking him to the ground. Butler, squealing like a little girl, crawls away from the drunk, allowing the security officers to tackle and handcuff the intoxicated man. After the drunk was safely detained, Butler jumped up and took a Barney Fife Karate stance and yelled, "let me at him". Of course Brave Butler said this about 15 feet away from the man who by this time was surrounded by 5 heavly armed beefy security guards. When LAPD showed up and took the goofball off to the drunk tank, Montiel had the balls to say, "I think we all owe Scott Butler a debt of graditude for saving my life. He will be recieving the HACLA Heroism Award next week" Butler puffed out his chest and said, "This is why I spent years and years honing my Martial Atrs Tai-Chi, Karate, Judo and Kung Pao Shrimp for split second, life threatening incidents like this." As a footnote to all this, Sanford Riggs was seen pocketing a 1/2 full bottle of Night Train wine the drunk had left behind.