• Report: #459113

Complaint Review: United Medical Network - Joe Langer

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  • Submitted: Sat, June 06, 2009
  • Updated: Wed, March 24, 2010

  • Reported By:Westborough Massachusetts
United Medical Network - Joe Langer
1287 E. Newport Center Dr. Deerfield Beach, Florida U.S.A.

United Medical Network - Joe Langer Tried it! Got Scammed & Decieved Deerfield Beach Florida

*Consumer Comment: I was scammed as well by fake in Deerfoeld Beach, FL Exact Health LLC

*General Comment: Scammed by Joe Langner!

*Consumer Comment: It does work

* : High Lifestyle income

* : They are not obligated to buy back products.

* : You can be successfull with the program

* : program worked for me

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Yes, I ponied up the $12K and lost. Everything was so smooth, including the 3 company references I spoke to. None of which are in business any longer and none of which even have the same phone number.

It happened pretty quick for me. I ordered business cards, bought a list followed the plan laid out by Joe Langer only to be told by the Chiropractors I was contacting that someone else had contacted them. So I called Joe and all the numbers provided me to investigate and was of xourse told it was a mistake, they were confusing other possible supplement sales people with this great opportunity. I went back at it and after weeks of frustration and my second call to Joe for the promised help and direction was met with avoidance and when finally reaching him, no answers.

It was then that I attempted to sell my territory or at the very least my supplies. That is when I knew I had been taken. None of the "booming businesses" Joe used as references wanted to buy my supplies at 50% off. I had been had.

What followed next was worse, as I searched the internet to try and find other successful UMN distributors I found the guy that had had the territory I bought. He did his best to converse with me but made it clear he had a confidentiality agreement in place and assured me he was out of the UMN distribution business, he had settled with Joe Langer although he wouldn't disclose how much for.

To make matters just a bit more insulting about 4 months ago I was contacted by a recruiter for good old Joe who offered to sell me the same territory I had already purchased before. You guessed it, I can't get Joe to return my calls.

I got up today and looking at these boxes of materials just got ticked off so I figured it was my duty to let the world know about yet another rip-off artist preying on people that are down and out. I have a family and had been out of work for many months when I borrowed that money to invest in my future, Joe Langer should be in jail, in my humble opinion.

Westborough, Massachusetts

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#1 Consumer Comment

I was scammed as well by fake in Deerfoeld Beach, FL Exact Health LLC

AUTHOR: jonny - ()

 I wish had seen all these reports on the scam artist known to me as Joe Lauer of Exact Health. What an ellaborate scheme with many people involved! It is Fall 2013 and this guy contiues to rip professionals off! Someone needs to stop him!

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#2 General Comment

Scammed by Joe Langner!

AUTHOR: Mike from Atlanta - (United States of America)

I too was scammed by Joe Langner.  He should be in prison!  He's obviously someone who has learned his way around the system. 

And...spare me the rebuttals on how the sytem works!  Bull! 

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#3 Consumer Comment

It does work

AUTHOR: Danny C - (United States of America)

I just want to add my voice to the others who are successful with the program. I was also frustrated in the beginning but then things started to improve and I was getting more calls back, more questions and interest in the program which lead to more accounts and so on. They key thing to understand is that there is a period of build up before signing on accounts and making money, you just have to be patient until you get there.

Hope that helps.
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High Lifestyle income


I have been in the program for the past 18 months and have exceeded my earning expectations. It took me about two and half months of diligent effort to get a few extremely active affiliates, as it turns out, it was all I needed to jumpstart my business and from those few affiliates I now have 21 active affiliates that are generating an income sufficient for me to enjoy a high middle class lifestyle.
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They are not obligated to buy back products.

AUTHOR: Roger G. - (USA)

With regard to the fact that the company does not buy back the product, that's stated in every distributor agreement. Each distributor is free to sell their supplies retail in order to recover their investment. The company has no obligation to buy back any of the products.
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You can be successfull with the program

AUTHOR: Roger G. - (USA)

The assertion that the references the above distributor referred to are out of business and their numbers have changed is absolutely false and misleading. The people I spoke to when I joined the program a year ago are still there and their numbers are still active.

If this individual would simply work the program instead of being critical, he would achieve much success.
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program worked for me


I noticed that there were a couple of people that claimed the company had
other distributors in the territory. What they didn't say is that they didn't meet their requirements. I found another distributor in my territory that had had the distributorship but failed to meet the minimum requirements
of the company. I must say that I have had no problem building my business
and achieving some of the goals I set for myself.
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