Award Notification Commission Judging Office & Decisions Center "Official Declaration of Certuified Award and Provision of Payment" , Kansas City Kansas

My wife received an "Official Declaration of Certified Award and Provision of Payment" from the "Judging Office and Decisions Center, PO Box 2905, Kansas City, KS 66110-2905". The first red flag is that they want $12.99 or $15.99 for special rush processing, either by cash, check, or money order payable to ANC.

The award is $2,000,000.00 dollars, $66,667.00 For 30 years, or a lump-sum check for 1,140,000.00.

The second red flag is that the documents are overly formal, official, obligatory, and final, using phrases like "throughout this documentation", "extending honors on these formal proceedings". There are document numbers, bar code numbers, form numbers, verified I.D. numbers, and official numbers.

Throughout the documents, commas are missing and words are unusually officious, like "Rather, by mandate of my professional office, the sole requirement if you have and return the preselected winning number is that you respond by >>MAIL REPLY<< only, ..." and "... do not give give this letter to any other person...".

So. my wife gave it me and said, "You won't beleive this one!"

My first reaction was, WOW!!