NORWEGIAN CRUISE LINE VERY EXPENSIVE CRAPPY CRUISE THIS CRUISE LINE LOVES TO DISAPOINT CUSTOMERS MIAMI, Florida

Well, that explains everything.  The author's response makes it very obvious who is the problem.  

You must be a real treat to be around.  I feel sorry for anyone who comes in contact with you.  You are irrational, delusional, and just plain stupid. 

Good luck with life.  But for some reason, I have a feeling you complain about anything and everything.  It must really suck to be you. 

ALL OF YOU DIE AND GO TO H**L--------I suspect that's the very same thing the other people on the cruise thought of YOU.

Grow up - things are never what they seem and s^% happens. FYI - Dolphins live in the water - where would you like them to poop? In porta potties?? I would love to swim with Dolphins one day - you had a great experience yet only saw the negative in it!

Wanted a Helicopter because you did not have water for under three hours?? Are you kidding me? Prima Donna syndrome!! BTW learn how to spell!

Besides the dolphin poop and lack of helicopter shower service, how was the rest of the trip?

ROTFLMAO!!!  do you wear filter masks?  Ya don't?  Don't you know that most flying insects and flying animals POOP while they are flying?   YUUUUUUCK!!!!  Ya don't breath that poop riddled air do you????  LMFAO!!!  I guess it goes without saying that you don't swim in any lakes or oceans-those pesky water creatures pooping all about!  EEEEEWWWWW!!!

What a couple of turds!  LOL!!!

ALL OF YOU DIE AND GO TO H**L

This has got to be one of the dumbest complaints I have ever read on this website.  Seriously.  This one is really stupid.

First, I know cruise lines and I know NCL.  You do not pay your gratuities before boarding.  You set up a mandatory on board credit account, similar to the way you have to provide a hotel your credit card for incidentals.  The gratuites are then charged daily to your account.

The dolphins - This is where this complaint gets stupid.  In fact, it's so stupid, I almost have to think it is a joke.  Would someone please tell me how in the World you can swim with a dolphin and not be in water they poop in?  Really?  Have they invented some sort of dolphin poop bag that I am unaware of?  Seriously, author, And just when I thought I seen it all, the author wants a helicopter!  And for someone complaining about additional costs, why book their extra fee restaurant? 

Wow. 

You must have been a real pleasure to have on the ship if you had the audacity to demanded a helicopter back to the US for not having water in your cabin the moment you got back to your cabin.

While some of your complaints seem legitimate, it also seems that you were probably very demanding and unreasonable and they did try to make it right.

Good God man! You were on your honeymoon! Could you seriously not think of anything else to do than b***h? Really? I work with the general public. It is an absolute pleasure to deal with most people, and that's why I do it. Every once in a while though people like you come along that make a working day a nightmare. There is no pleasing someone like you. Never will be. Okay, a couple of things happened that were a bit inconvenient, but it sounds as though they did all that they reasonably could do to fix them. You did get your fridge and sharps container. Yes, ideally they would have already been there, and I do understand that in your case it is important, but people forget stuff sometimes. Did you really "have" to "beg" for them? About as much as you were forced to swim in dolphin poop I would guess. As for the water being off for a couple of hours- you seriously demanded to be choppered stateside for a shower? Plumbing does fail occasionally, especially when a lot of people are using it. Whilst the timing could have been better, I am sure you were not the only person inconvenienced. Just the whiniest. If you were that worried about a bit of dolphin poop, why did you get in with them anyhow? I can hear you now, insisting that Flipper and friends be toilet trained and wash their fins after using their bowels! Then the crew tried to make amends with some choccy, and that wasn't good enough either. It was intended as a nice gesture. Would it have hurt you to acknowledge as much, even if you couldn't eat them? How many people on that boat? You thought that they should have right at the forefront of their minds that you are a diabetic? Why? Then it was replaced with cheese. You have a bit of growing up to do I think, because you really do sound like a spoilt baby. I bet your wife had a hoot of a time with you! I really do hope, for the sake of your wife, that this complaint is not indicative of how you usually behave. Put your big boy pants on and get over yourself. Seriously.

thank god for people like you who remind people like me why I will NEVER work in customer f(#*$&$ service again.

I assume you paid quite a bit of money to go on this cruise, and didn't do one f(#*$*# whit of research to find out anything at all, such as the Gratuity charge, the fact that sometimes you don't have water, because they are working on the plumbing and maintenance doesn't feel like getting a face full of s*** from an open pipe, or, and I can't believe I have to write this to somebody who is, APPARENTLY, old enough to go on a cruise, the fact that DOLPHINS POOP!!!!!!!!

Why didn't you go to the spa and shower there?

OH, thanks for the visual of you swimming in Dolphin poop.  I assume there was at least SOME water in this pool, or were you swimming in ONLY Dolphin poop?

Next time, go to cruisecritic and start reading.  And for the love of god, go on the allure next time. 

YOU ALSO EXPECT FOR THE AIR CONDITIONING TO WORK SO THE CABIN IS NOT 96 DEGREES, YOU EXPECT THE STAFF TO NOT BE ARGUMENTATIVE BUT TO AIM TO PLEASE ALL PASSENGERS BUT NOT ON THIS LOW CLASS CUT RATE SHIP

thank god for people like you who remind people like me why I will NEVER work in customer f(#*$&$ service again.

I assume you paid quite a bit of money to go on this cruise, and didn't do one f(#*$*# whit of research to find out anything at all, such as the Gratuity charge, the fact that sometimes you don't have water, because they are working on the plumbing and maintenance doesn't feel like getting a face full of s*** from an open pipe, or, and I can't believe I have to write this to somebody who is, APPARENTLY, old enough to go on a cruise, the fact that DOLPHINS POOP!!!!!!!

Why didn't you go to the spa and shower there?

OH, thanks for the visual of you swimming in Dolphin poop.  I assume there was at least SOME water in this pool, or were you swimming in ONLY Dolphin poop?

Next time, go to cruisecritic and start reading.  And for the love of god, go on the allure next time. 

"WHILE on the Cruise upon reaching Costa De Maya, we elected to go swim with "Dolphins" in a sea water Enclosed Pool, the same water that the Dolphins "POOP" in.

Did you seriously think they took the dolphins elsewhere for a potty break? Oh please! You're cracking me up :-)

Except for the business of the gratuity fee, the rest of your complaints seem frivolous.

They didn't have the frig and sharts container there, but they brought them, right? Sounds like a lot of miscommunication. Inconvenient, but hardly a ripoff.