Report: #322425

Complaint Review: Tucson's University Medical Center UMC

  • Submitted: Sun, March 30, 2008
  • Updated: Tue, March 29, 2011
  • Reported By: tucson Arizona
  • Tucson's University Medical Center UMC
    1501 N Campbell Avenue
    Tucson, Arizona
  • Phone: 520-6940111
  • Web:
  • Category: Hospitals

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After being stabbed in the chest in my house and barely escaping the persuing attacker to have a neighbor call the police and medical team, the despicable, disgusing and illegal behavior of hospital employees is so patently wrong that it is difficult to discuss fully in so little space....invasive, painful and utterly unnecessary medical procedures, abuse by those not only completely ill-trained, but by novices carrying badges of pride and religion and completely incompetant at fulfilling their jobs.

One male employee (caucasian, dark hair) on the fifth floor stated to me that he would really like to stay and enjoy some morphine with me, but that his shift was over. See how cool I can be, he stated.

Another employee (hispanic) thought that a shy blond female tech might enjoy looking at my d**k, and told her so, possibly thinking that I could not hear, or that I did not matter anyway (fourth floor).

I am not religious, though the wicked goons from the church accross the street thought they could violate another trauma victim to the churches profit as they came into my room to ask if anyone wanted communion.

Unnecessary, and I do repeat, unnecessary and painful medical procedures; incorrect and incomplete information; female doctors never being good enough to come back with answers to strictly medical questions; vain and naive medical students being used to take advantage of patients for their own unsupervised egos and training.

This hospital is exempliary of a lack of discipline, evil and wicked women and illegal underlings coupled with utterly vain and completely incompetant female doctors; violated protective protocol as, even under an assumed name given me by the hospital because of the violent crime against myself and home...just plain disrespectful bastardry...and once again - completely unnecessary medical procedures decreasing healing, increasing pain, and casting very much more than a little doubt regarding the efficacy of the University of Arizona, UMC hospital and staff in Tucson, Arizona.

This hospital is disgustingly unresponsive, does not make sure the patient even has a ride home that works - it's Mr. 75-year-old taxi drive who has a prostrate problem and likes young girls! Utterly unacceptable. Ludicrous treatment to the point of being utterly stupid. No security that would stop anyone. Please, do not contribute to this hospital nor go their if possible.

tucson, Arizona
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#1 Author of original report

Neighbor Confronted with UMC Racism

AUTHOR: Lawrence - (USA)

I wish I could put audio recordings of Ripoff Report.  My neighbor of many years, who goes to University Medical Center for high blood pressure, as well as his wife's cancer, spends minutes reviling racism from a German employee named, "Heist".  Teaching hospitals often have a staff with much more to prove than acceptable medical care - racism.
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#2 Author of original report

Irresponsible Management, Useless Security, Dishonorable and Dangerously Immature Response from Hospital Staff

AUTHOR: Lawrence - (U.S.A.)

Without any malice and as someone who has earned a BA, BS and MS in Management and Industrial Engineering from Claremont College and Stanford University, I returned to the hospital in good faith to personally report to the management staff regarding hospital employee drug use, unnecessary medical procedures which I objected to twice loudly and clearly verbally before they began, and abuse and invasion of the 5th floor trauma unit by dubious hospital and non hospital staff with illegal and personal social agendas.

Estimating that, given rather vain and ineffective poster deriding sexual harassment, plus reems of local and national press regarding the reputation of the hospital, the staff might actually correct the problem without a lawsuit.

I spent over two hours in the evening talking to the female head of procedures on the ground floor, main entrance, still recovering from a five-inch stab wound to the right side of my chest. When she received emergency calls and calls from other staff interrupting our conversation, I patiently waited for her to finish.

At the end, she offered to allow me to correct a male security personel member, or give him feedback.

I told her that correcting hospital security was a for-pay job, given the fee is $ 2000 per hour for doing so. (What this means is that I am not going to be made into a servant of the witch who pretends to take inner hospital emergency calls and do the job that a professional consultant should be hired for....)

Take real care at this hospital, it is like a nightmare episode of the "X-files" given the wicked and evil parts of staff returning to the hospital with quite literally purely classical Satanic agendas of self-justification.

To be honest, the witches' paradigm of "we made you feel this way...." has still little bearing on how trained adults make decisions...I am not voting for or against anything given how I feel, when the evidence to make rational conclusions in so obvious and clear-cut a case of bad behavior and hospital malpractice exists.

I later received a letter from the hospital, which had five hospital administrators that it was also sent to, stating that apparently I did not like the hospital and was not welcome, of course, an over $15,000 dollar bill for five days stay in the trauma unit.

I contacted a medical lawyer later regarding a law suit against this hospital of sexism and goading malpractice. He sounded serverely distressed over the phone when I described what my p***s felt like for the ensueing weeks after being sexually abused by a male Hispanic orderly and his wicked little blonde nurse, and said he did not want to take the lawsuit, although it met the requirements, apparently, of malpractice.

I eventually left this hospital with the intravenous feeders still attached to my arm, in fear of my life, after demonstrating to a hospital employee that my pulse had risen from 72 beats per minute to over 130 as he excitedly asked for a comparison between his utterly tatooed self and his not-quite-so-evil so-called non-Satanically reproduced counterpart.

Not only writing this report because it is completely true, but because the wickeds of this hospital are so utterly thick that they actually estimate they are giving people valuable service.

If you have any staying at this hospital, you might consider giving them 24-hour vigil...not because you love them and they may die only, but because they are likely to be abused and emotionally and physically damaged by hospital staff....or who and whatever happens to wonder into your room with various personal in violating agendas that are their own and others....

I cannot various "afford" to take legal action, is there a lawyer who can contact me via email?
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#3 Author of original report

Sexual and Sexist Harassment at Tucson's University Medical Center, Needless Medical Procedures, Incompetant Medical Practice

AUTHOR: Lawrence - (U.S.A.)

The blond female caucasian hospital worker actually did take a look at my p***s after verbal encouragement from the Hispanic hospital worker; I was stabbed in the chest in my home by a female, and requested that I be given male attendants (in the same way that female rape victims are given female police officers) to which the closest male attendant very loudly announced to the entire trauma room, "See, he doesn't like women!", as if breaking an espianage case for a foreign terrorist.

Although the original stab wound is now about a two-centimeter scar on my chest that never received a stitch, the wound in my side left by dysfunctional and invasive medical procedures is a larger p***y exuding and dried bloody mess ... no extra bandages given, no instructions by the staff, no discussion of what activities to avoid with this injury, no pain medication given.

The only way that I do not know that I am not critically internally bleeding two weeks later is that I can still breath.

I would like you to know that in staying at this wicked, sexist and supremacist vain b*****d of a dysfunctional hospital, I was not even told where the toilet was in my room as I lay sometimes unconscious and in utter shock for five days.

There is really no facility on the menu of this hospital for those who are really vegetarians. The utterly vain pretentious b***h that takes the orders for food also seems to like to loudly announce, "We have a regular vegetarian here."

I might really have been better off jumping over the wall in my backyard, covering my would with my hand, and sneaking back into the house to cover the wound with a piece of model airplane tape after the attacker left before I lost consciousness before going to this incompetant evil excuse for a medical educational institution.

Please, for your sake and that of any you may really care about, really do not go to this hospital, nor make any contributions to this self-aggrandising staff of vain, uncouth wickeds.

Please do not allow the typographical errors to dissaude you of the validity of these reports, I have three full college and university degrees including a Masters of Industrial Engineering from Stanford University...I typed this out on a campus computer as soon as possible in hopes that no more people would be victimized and taken advantage of by this hospital.
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