William Brian Kerr, Esq. of Kerr & Katz LLP Irish Midget Retarded Pedophile Leprachaun Incompetent, Unethical, Retarded, Stupid, Malpractice, Overcharges, Idiot New York New York

William Brian Kerr is arguably one of the worst lawyers ever in Manhattan New York.

Not only does he look like one of the midgets from the Wizard of Oz (his head is 3 times the normal size, while his small hands and fingers and torso betrays an almost child-like, retarded, leprachaun-looking persona), but he acts like one as well. 

To say he is dumb is an understatement - don’t allow him to draft and review your contracts as he will often secretly lay traps and catches that any seasoned litigator can easily spot and exploit to your disadvantage - and the reason he puts that stuff in his legal work?

Well it’s because William B. Kerr Esq. (also known as Bill Kerr) is as dumb as he looks, but is as evil as a pedophile clown at a circus.

He has been fired from no less than 20 law firms in his career, for many, many reasons which are all basically described herein.

Keep him away from your kids and your wives, as he will most definitely try and mount them anally and orally.

Bill Kerr is a great reason to keep the death penalty active - as when that fateful day comes around when he gets arrested for sexually molesting your children, you will be thankful that this son of a b*ch will get a mouthful of gas to bring him on home.