Report: #946483

Complaint Review: John's Jaguar Service

  • Submitted: Tue, September 25, 2012
  • Updated: Wed, September 26, 2012
  • Reported By: NightOwl-jik — San Francisco United States of America
  • John's Jaguar Service
    3250 3250 Cesar Chavez
    San Francisco, California
    United States of America

Show customers why they should trust your business over your competitors...

You put your life and your car at risk dealing with these turds. Their manager is a complete moron chickenhawk who spends way too much time in tattoo parlors and qay bars to be anything but a circus clown.  I have nothing against gays or n**i's for that matter of fact, but at least clean up the bleach smell off the back seat when you return the car to the customer. 

But in reality these fools could not fix a lawn mower, let alone a fine British motor car. Most of their parts are from Autozone then re-packaged to make the car owner think they got quality parts.  They were calling the cholos in San Jose when I was in their shop asking for advice on a 1963 Triumph.  They were confused on how to install a fan belt so they called Julio and Juan in San Jose! 

Their drug use during business hours only rivals their trolling techniques on Craigslist AutoForum.

Look for sknhead69--that is their chickenhawk manager. His admiration of this Kenyan President only mirrors his love
for Adolph Hitler and the Iranian President Moocmah.

This idiot chickenhawk manager asks for advice from the trailer trash on Craigslist then projects himself as a tech when in actuality, he is a hack.

You want to avoid this dump. That is unless you ALSO are a chickenhawk, and wish to have your wallet cleaned out, your car used for drug deliveries in the Castro District.  Or worst, when the chickenhawk manager picks up his street kids then brings them back to the shop for quickie.

I got ripped off big time on my 1986 Yugo from these idiots.  They were to change the head gasket but instead changed all the wheel cylinders with low quality chinese imported products. How dare them put such trash on my fine Euro ride.
That is why they call me NightOwl-jik,

And take it from me, they are a hoot. 

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#1 General Comment


AUTHOR: RipoffReport Staff - (United States of America)

To our valued readers:

We value your comments and appreciate your loyalty.  We aim to make this site a useful benefit to our users, however, at times we get pranksters and/or the mentally disturbed who find this site and abuse it for their own purposes.

It has been brought to our attention, and same was independently confirmed, that the original complaint filed here is a hoax intending to harm the business and personal reputations of a few individuals; and indeed was intended as a 'joke' against an individual.  We are not laughing.
 There have been several such reports and rebuttals filed by this hoaxter using false names and making false accusations.

 This report and any supporting rebuttals should be viewed with EXTREME skepticism and it is our opinion that these reports should outright disregarded in their entirety.
Legal action against the misuse of this site and what is clearly frivolous libel is being seriously considered and will almost certainly be pursued in due time.  We do not appreciate, condone or validate the misuse of our site for personal vendettas or even bad humor.  In fact, we condemn it in the strongest terms possible.
It is further our findings that the business named herein, Johns Jaguar Service, is a business in good standing with the community and the Better Business Bureau and you should feel free to trust them with your automobile.

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#2 Consumer Comment

OCD-Craigslist Poster United!

AUTHOR: Carpenterguy - (United States of America)

This Nightowl woman is a complete loony crazy nutcase. A bag lady. She is crazy. She takes more pills than Micheal Jackson.

She is the Craigslist Moderator.  Self appointed little crazy baglady who is on Craigslist 24/7 trying to control folks.

Taking anything this crazy women has to say serious is a joke.


I think it might be appropriate to start publishing this information.  Since she is such a crazy person. 

I will publish her real name, address, emails and other pertinent information for everyone's edification.
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#3 UPDATE Employee

I WORK AT JOHN'S and I can say

AUTHOR: Clunk-it-Master - (United States of America)

as the infamous WBB aka Clunk-It-Master, my ankle monitor has nothing to do with my abilities to repair hacks. 

NightOwl is our resident dog. We are hoping that the manager and John get it de-flea'd soon.  Pills pills and more pills. That is our motto.

WE CAN FIX ANYTHING THAT NEEDS FIXIN'. Hope and Change!  Power to the Peoples!  FORWARD!

We are also a pot dispensary. So bring your medical mary jane card to the office for a free toke on a joke. 

Remember, we are Jagoff and Triumph friendly. 

Love and Kisses from Clunk-it-master.

Hacks R Us!
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#4 UPDATE EX-employee responds


AUTHOR: Jburns_when_u_pee - (United States of America)

Drugs, Kiddy Porn and MORE!



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#5 General Comment

This is a false report by a troll

AUTHOR: Craigslist Moderator - (United States of America)

This report is completely false and fabricated, filed by a vicious craigslist "troll" in an attempt to harass a regular poster in craigslist's automotive forum. The first reply is by a so calle "employee" is the the same or another troll in an attempt to validate the original report.

This is plain to see, with the references to different "handles" on craigslist.  No legitimate consumer posting a report would reference these handles or craigslist at all. Please ignore this report as it is a total fabrication.

craigslist moderation team

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#6 General Comment

This is a false report by a troll

AUTHOR: Craigslist Moderator - (United States of America)

I can confirm that this report is completely untrue, posted by a vicious craigslist "troll" in an attempt to harass a poster in the automotive forum.  The reply from a so called employee is also the same troll posting using a proxy to hide his identity.  We have verified this as fact and ask that you ignore this report.

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#7 UPDATE Employee

IT's ALL TRUE the owners are cranksters

AUTHOR: Jburns_when_u_pee - (United States of America)

My name is Jay, and I worked for John's Jagoff Service.

I can testify that the original report is correct. I
can say that the manager is a real pr*ck.  He loves his
tats and his leather bars---it is hard to fix a ride when
his gaybears are coming by to be whipped in the office.

Plus our tools are bought from Walmart.
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