Star Bucks I not worth your time if you are real coffee drinker Detroit, Michigan

Most likely, this report is a prank anyhow.

I normally do not judge a report or reply based on grammar and spelling, but by it's merit.

However, I doubt this is a yuppie or any kind of professional.

No ability to form a comprehensible sentence, no use of punctuation, random words in caps, and most words using more then 3 or 4 letters are misspelled. I wouldn't "recomend" this report to "nobody".

I am far from an English major or a spelling n**i..but how can anyone expect a report to be taken seriously in that form?

Even if it is a yuppie establishment..who cares? You can get coffee anywhere. I prefer 7/11 but if it is convenient I go to Starbucks. I just get regular coffee..it cost about the same as anywhere but I feel it is a bit strong so I usually dump 1/3 of it out and cut it with half and half. half and half is free there, like any other coffee place.

I do not notice anyone staring at me funny, and the people who work there are always nice. Yes, some of them are young and perhaps students..who cares? They are just pouring coffee, I am not buying a house from them or having them do my taxes.

I have not detected any racism, I live in LA which is a mixing pot..people of all races work at Starbucks, and patronize it. I see people in there from all age and race groups..they are not bothering anyone.

The espresso in that cup does look gross..but it also looks to me judging by the pic..that it was filled much higher and the picture was taken after some was drank. I could be wrong but whatever is a "shot".. is a "shot". Did you ask the server to give you a little more if you thought the portion was too small? I am pretty sure if you asked nice they would have..unless like the pic shows you drank some first?

THIS STORE TO ME IS THE EPITOME OF A YUPPIE PLACE.

IT WAS DESIGNED BY THEM, FOR THEM AND NO ONE ELSE WANTED.

THEY ESPECIALLY GOUGE YOU ON THE DRINKS AND EVERYTHING ELSE YOU BUY IN THERE.

THEIR CLIENTELE ARE CREEPY THE WAY THEY STARE AT YOU WITH THOSE GLASSY EYES, LIKE THEY ARE EXAMINING A PIECE OF ALGAE OR POND SCUM UNDER A MICROSCOPE AND WITH THIS WEIRD DETACHMENT TOO.

NOW I KNOW WHY THE ZOMBIE FILMS ARE SO POPULAR. THERE IS A WHOLE GENERATION OF THEM POUNDING ON THEIR LAPTOPS AND SIPPING THOSE RIDICULOUSLY EXPENSIVE DRINKS AT THE STARBUCKS PLACE.

I MAKE MY OWN GOURMET BLENDED COFFEE AND ENJOY IT AND WORLD-CLASS WIRELESS INTERNET CONNECTION SAFE IN MY OWN HOME. LOL

YUPPIES ARE STILL VERY MUCH WITH US.

THEIR GREED, INNATE IMMORALITY, FIVE-YEAR OLD EMOTIONAL AGE,STUPIDITY AND SELFISHNESS.... AND THEIR LIVING LARGE LILFESTYLES AT THE EXPENSE OF OTHERS HELPED CONTRIBUTE TO THE CRASH OF THE FINANCIAL SECTOR WHEN THEY FINALLY MANAGED TO GET INTO POSITIONS OF AUTHORITY.

THEIR INEXPERIENCE AND INABILITY TO ASK OLDER MORE EXPERIENCED PEOPLE FOR HELP WAS ONE OF THE MAIN CAUSES OF THE MELTDOWN OF OUR NATION'S FINANCIAL SYSTEMS.

AND ONE OF THEIR ICONS, INDEED, THE BUSINESS THAT APPEARED TO CATER ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY TO THEM WITH THEIR INORDINATELY HIGH PRICES AND SNOTTY ENTRE NOUS ATMOSPHERE WAS STARBUCKS.

I WENT IN A STARBUCKS ONCE TO SEE WHAT THE FUSS WAS ALL ABOUT AND ALL I SAW WERE THESE EMACIATED PEOPLE IN EXPENSIVE CLOTHES WITH COLD, CALCULATING FISHEYES BEHIND TRENDY SMALL GLASSES FRAMES STARING AT ME WITH DISGUST, THAT IS WHEN THEY WEREN'T HAMMERING ON THEIR LAPTOPS AND TRYING TO POSTURE THEIR   SELF-IMPORTANCE AND "f*** you" ATTITUDE.

THE PRICES WERE RIDICULOUS.

MY HEART WENT OUT TO THE BARRISTAS BEHIND THE COUNTER HAVING TO PUT UP WITH THIS EXACTING, SPOILED BRAT YUPPIE ABUSE.

THE LITTLE YUPPIE SH*T CUSTOMERS WOULD BE VERY PRECISE, ALMOST MICROSCOPICALLY CONTROLLING WITH THEIR ORDERS HOPING IF THE BARRISTA SCREWED IT UP THAT THEY WOULD GET A FREE DRINK.

YUPPIES DO NOT LIKE TO PAY FOR ANYTHING AND YOU HAVE TO WATCH THEM BECAUSE THEY SHOPLIFT EVEN MORE THAN A GYPSY AND WILL WALK EVERY TAB THEY CAN.

I WOULD HAVE HAD BETTER AMBIANCE  AT THE TACO STAND ON  EAST RIVERSIDE DRIVE, DRINKING MEXICAN COCA-COLAS, CHEAPER AND BETTER THAN STARBUCKS WITH A LOT MORE CAFFEINE AND A LOT LESS HATRED.

SALUD!

Define Yuppie idiot - the term "Yuppie" went out in the 80s - and TURN OFF THE CAPS!!! Talk about stupid!

AND THIS PARTICULAR COFFEEHOUSE IS THE ULTIMATE YUPPIE PLACE.

IS THAT EVEN COFFEE IN THAT CUP?

WHATEVER IT IS, IT LOOKS DISGUSTING!

IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAD A WAD OF CHEWING TOBACCO IN THEIR FACE AND SPIT IT OUT THE JUICE INTO A CUP.

THIS LOOKS TOO BIG TO BE A SHOT GLASS TOO.

MAYBE THEY WERE GETTING THEIR SHOT GLASSES RIPPED OFF AND SO THEY JUST PUT SOME STUFF INTO A CHEAPER PAPER CUP.

YOUR RECEIPT ALSO SHOWS THAT ESPRESSO IS A LOT CHEAPER AT $1.50 THAN IN TEXAS!

WHY DO YOU GO TO STARBUCKS FOR ANYWAY?

THEY JUST WANT YUPPIE BUSINESS.

AND, YES, YUPPIES ARE VERY RACISTS  AND THEY ARE SEXIST AND AGEIST.

SO BOYCOTT THEIR BUSINESSES!