Joyce Chang (Pimco, NYU) Joyce Chang Bio, an Underdog and Laughing Material of the Finance Industry Newport Beach, Irvine, California

**********NOTE: On Dec 2 2009, between 12:15pm and 12:30pm, hundreds of flyers were posted at every floor and elevators of the twin buildings of PIMCO global headquarter Newport Beach about an unwelcomed employee, Joyce Chang.

This scene has been captured by PIMCOs lunch traffic and entertained many employees who laughed really crazy for the pre-lunch salad treat. And PIMCO has been really panic to worry the media will catch up with this.

Ever since then, Joyce Chang lives like an underdog but tries hard to salvage herself by re-establish a fake image of herself. There is NO chance left for you to undone what you have done and hide it. PERIOD. *************

I am Joyce Chang...no not joyce dumb though they pronounced close. I work for PIMCO, graduated from NYU 2007. Below is more details about me:

1. I graduated from NYU, a school considered to be way below the top tier such as Columbia, Stanford, Harvard, Wharton etc. But I am happy I could even get accepted by a college because I am a little academic dumb.

2. Currently I work for PIMCO as a product associate, a position at the bottom floor level of the company, and I make very little money because I don't make much contribution to the company and I am not outstanding at all I am just an excel cruncher. But I tried to boast myself because no one knows how much I make. And Ill never ever mention PIMCO is just a bond shop, I want to fool people into believing I work for a stock company.

3. Even I am nothing in the industry, I tried to act like something: I am extremely material and power driven, and Ill ensure I got whatever I want at any cost of others, including using them to serve as my stepping stones.

4. I am a s**t h*e in nature, I serve anyone (especially those public cockers: greedy, extreme self-centrism, and get laid around the globe) I feel satisfy me materially or biologically, on a temporary basis is not a concern at all. I am a risk taker of being in the moment! Being cheated by a cocker is just a dumb but willing to serve upon knowing the fact it is a cocker means I am definitely a w***e!!

5. I am extremely well in cleaning after myself. Ill make sure some victims to carry on the ugly spots for me. And Ill paint a fake picture of myself being a quite opposite of the real me by cheating people that I care about others and I am quite someone in a great company. Put it simply, when I s**t on others, I told people it is not my s**t but others s**t instead, got it??

6. I also have connections to some craps of the society and they know where I live (you know what I mean).

As you know, I got some serious head damage so I dont think things goes around doesnt comes around. I can just do whatever to others to serve myself and then get away, my life starts brand new and I totally have no problem live happily above others.

Joyce Chang